After the Battle of Hogwarts is over, Harry Potter feels restless and dazed by life, and struggles to find his path amid a sea of guilt and other demons of war. Who is he now if not The Chosen One? Help comes in the form of an unexpected friend, and an even more unexpected potion. Adventure, drama, romance, fantasy, hurt/comfort, humor, first time. Slash, SS/HP, brief CW/HP, RW/HG.

Kurt learns Sue Sylvester is a powerful enemy when she forces Karofsky & him to be roommates at nationals. Can Kurt help Dave stop pretending & come out? AU. Major pairings: Kurtofsky, Brittana, Klaine, Samcedes, Finchel & Santofsky/ Fave friendships.

The Forest of Dean is a dreadful place, and Ronald is dreadfully late. It's no wonder that Snape must step in, again, to make sure the boy doesn't get himself killed. DH spoilers, slash.

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

When Dave Karofsky's problem-child cousin comes to town, she somehow manages to screw up everything, especially his routine of keeping his distance from Kurt.

Sequel to The Arrangements, starts the morning after. Severus and Harry have a new teacher to contend with, and final arrangements to make

Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality

When the pain becomes too much, there's only one person he can turn to. But why would Kurt help him? Eventual Kurtofsky Warning: Suicidal ideation in the beginning.

At the end of the war Harry and dozens of students are enslaved by a corrupt and cruel new ministry. Five years later, Harry finds himself with a new home and master. But with the help of friends and old enemies, he re-discovers magic, and love. SLASH.

Glee Club's in a panic! The bank's foreclosing on Sam & he's about to be sent into a world of legal slavery. Kurt has a secret that MAY help him save Sam. But what will his friends think when they find out KURT's a slavemaster? Kurtofsky slave!fic

Unsure of his future following graduation, Kurt finds the status quo impossible to maintain. And when Sebastian Smythe comes crashing back into his life, it gets even more complicated. PLEASE NOTE NOT KLAINE/BLAINE FRIENDLY

FutureFic. In the wake of a shitty breakup, Dave's path crosses with that of the last person he ever expected to see again. A How-To on getting over life's nasty little curveballs all wrapped up in humor, drama, insanity and tied with a smutty bow.

The war is over and Severus Snape is presumed by most to be dead. Only Harry Potter believes he is still alive, and has left to find him. Partially DH compliant.

The war is over, and everyone seems to have found happiness. Everyone, that is, except one Severus Snape. Until, one day, the opportunity to gain what he needs to be happy arises, and whoever said Severus Snape didn't take risks? Complete. warning: slash

Ron and Hermione slip under the invisibilty cloak and follow Harry to his detention with Professor Snape where they get a huge shock. Voyeurism, dirty talk, slashy detention with a side of smut.

Neither Kurt nor Dave exactly had a great year. And both have no reason to think next year will be any different. They couldn't be more wrong. Kurtofsky. Set after 2-10 "A Very Glee Christmas".

Post-war. As part of his New Year resolutions, Harry vows to turn over a new leaf, let go of old grudges. When Snape shows up at the Burrow as their First Footer, Harry takes that as a sign to see what kind of relationship he can have with Severus. Slash!

Sequel to Xanjen's one-shot You'll Never Know. Why did the words from that crumpled note still haunt Kurt? Starts with Kurt/Blaine but will eventually be with Kurt/Dave.

Set in 2025 Kurt and Dave's lives intertwine again, proving just how small the world really is, and how Fate has a twisted sense of humour. AU from end of Season 2 and started before Season 3 started screening. COMPLETE

AU fic *SSxHPxSS* To many people, it seems that happiness is within arms reach for a young and successful entrepreneur like Harry Potter, but there are some things money can't buy. And sometimes, it's the most important thing.

When Dave loses the use of his legs in a football accendent, he loses his will to live, too. Kurt, who feels like he somehow caused the accident, is determined to make Dave feel better. Eventually Kurtofsky ***discontinued***

When a deaging curse hits Harry & Severus, they have to grow up all over again...but is their past truly gone?

Who says you can only fall in love once? After Ginny, can Harry learn to love again? *Character Death*

Finn wants Kurt to come back to McKinley and New Directions. He has a plan... now if only Karofsky would cooperate. Features brotherly Finn/Kurt, Finn/Dave bromance, and Kurtofsky.

It's not that their relationship is a secret. It's just that it's impossible to explain. Klainofsky future!fic, slash, threesome.

David comes out of the closet, against his will. His friends aren't nearly as accepting as Kurt's were. Karofsky/Hummel, violence, redemption

The second sequel, to my Kurtofsky future!fic, Spaces in Your Togetherness. Dave and Kurt decide to start a new chapter in their relationship - becoming parents. Rated M for smut because even people with kids like to get it on too

A Kurt and Dave love story. Mostly AU, with some cannon elements. Some important side elements will be added, but the majority of this story are the conversations and interactions of Dave and Kurt. I love their love story.

Severus Snape never wanted this... he had two Master's already and was barely able to survive that. But now he has a third, and life as he knows it will never be the same. Enter Harry Potter, who is going to change the world. -being redone, working on the rest, don't hate me-

After relocating to Wisconsin for grad school, Kurt's apartment building catches on fire, rendering him temporarily homeless. When his rescuer turns out to be someone from his past, what will happen next? Rated M for language and Kurtofsky smut.

Four years after high school, Dave and Kurt cross paths again. Now there is a chance for Karofsky to make amends and maybe have a second chance at a first love. Kurtofsky future fic, AU after NBK. Epilogue added! Rated M for said epilogue.

Dave's therapist orders him to visit a gay-teen counseling website. One improbable coincidence later his life is completely ruined. At least until it's all made better. Slash, Kurtofsky

SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.

Dave was terrible to Kurt back then and he knows that now. When a suprise meeting gives them a chance to change things, will they take it? Kurtofsky. Rating may change later.

Harry learns something about Sev and a whole lot about himself. Warning slash & BDSM. Prequel to A SnapePotter Wedding and Honeymoon.

When Dave Karofsky gets out of Lima, Ohio, he feels like he can finally leave everything in his past behind and start over. But there is one thing he can't forget about or stop wanting no matter how hard he tries.

Who knew that Severus would actually miss the brat when he failed to show up for their weekly liaison?

Future fic, one-shot. Dave surprises Kurt by coming back from Afghanistan early. Yes, this fits most comfortably in the category of smut but oh! It's so much MORE than that! It has Kurt's internal monologue, it has darkness, it has plot!

Harry slips Snape a love potion. So why isn't it working? HP/SS slash, one-shot.

The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.

The locker room is just the beginning "If Kurt had a minute to process this, he probably would have been kind of terrified of being shoved around in a stairwell.But before that thought had time to form,Dave leaned in and started to kiss along Kurt's jaw"

Kurtofsky! Set in the senior year of the Glee cast. I do not own Glee or any of the characters. Kurt and Dave find that their paths are inexplicably crossed; bringing them closer together. Rated M for mild smut and language.

Based on a kinkmeme request: Kurt is small everywhere, especially in one particular area. Dave is big everywhere. Kurt is too embarrassed to let Dave see him and almost drives him away, but Dave manages to show Kurt he has nothing to be embarrased about.

There's a loud clang and an even louder curse, and Kurt wheels out from under the car. He glares at Blaine, standing up and wiping his hands off. "What are you doing here?" he asks. "Hi," Blaine repeats, dumbly, because it seems to be all he can say.

Severus has a dream which leads to something better. PWP Long One-shot. Warnings inside.

Kurtofsky. Karofsky can't hide who he is forever. Kurt feels his own individuality threatened by the rules and codes of Dalton. But still, they hold on to that which traps them out of fear. If they can let go of their fear, they can find freedom.

A day in the life of Kurt and Dave who are in a stable domestic relationship. Like other couples they have silly arguments sometimes. Really just an excuse to write a fluffy smutty oneshot.

Jake Watson is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor. Someone is in contact with escaped D.E. Lucius Malfoy and it's up to Jake to figure out who and why without blowing his cover. Who is Jake Watson? Will anyone thinks it's a good idea?

Kurt is a man with a plan. And if that plan includes sexy times in the school locker room, then so be it - all he really wants is Dave Karofsky.

Songfic, Snape gives Harry a detention and Harry sees that Snape needs saving. This summary sucks. Please read. You won't be disappointed. Fluff and a lemon.

Dave finds Kurt washing out his shirt after being slushied and just can't help himself. Set after the kiss.

Just a run-of-the-mill "Dave joins ND and turns over a new leaf" story. Definitely Kurtofsky. Don't ship it, don't read it. Definite smut. Other pairings will be mentioned but not really focused on. Brittana St.Berry Finncedes Luck

Outtake from epilogue of We'll All Float On, derived from this line: "Kurt stepped forward, sliding his hands over Blaine's hips and breathing in his ear, 'you are so getting laid tonight.'" Not necessary to have read WAFO to read. Klaine. NC-17.

ONE SHOT Kurtofsky. Kurt dates Blaine and finds him lacking. He then goes after Karofsky at school to confront him. Rating is heavily enforced for bad language and overflowing passions.

We're often sure we know what's going on. We're often oh, so very, very wrong.

There was a secret message hidden in that little vial that held Snape's memories...or was there?

Draco starts to see Harry in a new light. Starts during fourth year. Slash H/D so if this isn't your thing, kindly don't read, you've been warned :

When Harry finds a stray outside his door, will it be a simple cat or a doorway to so much more? Slash warning

Kurt really hadn't planned on the morning turning out the way it did-not that he was complaining.

Kurtofsky PWP. Things get a little hot and heavy between Dave and Kurt during a party...

Kurt leaves McKinley. He hasn't had any of the experiences he's always dreamed of. Cue Blaine, the Warblers and the hallowed halls of Dalton Academy. FLUFF. Focuses in on the little things in life, the special moments.

Oh, the trials and tribulations of caring for two young children. Kurt and Dave find this out the hard way when Sam asks them to babysit Stevie and Stacy. .:. series of seven Kurtofsky onshots by request. rated M for ONE lemon inside.

Title from the lyrics of 'Iris,' but this is NOT a songfic. Instead, this is a Dave/Kurt twoshot dedicated to my 400th 'Rewrite' reviewer, hpgleek713. Includes arguments, kissing, confusion, emotion, and unrequited love. Rated T for teenage themes.

Karofsky has a wardrobe malfunction and Kurt comes to the rescue! Hopefully this story is cute, funny and smutty enough to please. Reviews are like rainbows, unicorns and love!

Kurt/Blaine/Sam threesome with a bit of a plot if you look hard enough through the haze of smut. Kurt loves his boys.

Kinky Klaine smut with Dom!Kurt and Sub!Blaine. Because Blaine has been a very bad boy.

Kurt abruptly looked up. Suddenly McKinley, Blaine, Glee, everything he knew and loved became foreign and unimportant. The only thing that mattered was Kurt Hummel and Dave Karofsky, standing close under the flickering light of a street lamp. Lemon

Five times Kurt and Dave got caught making out and one time they got caught doing so much more. Kurt/Dave, slash, established relationship after chapter one

Kurt and Dave are left stranded in the woods after a deadly plane crash en route to Nationals. Rated M for language, physical trauma/pain, and eventual Kurtofsky smut!

Karofsky and Azimio set out to get Kurt to stop trying to seduce straight guys by dressing sexy, but their plans backfire as they reveal a little too much and Kurt is feeling impish. Rated M for mild sexual content. Kurt/Azimio/Karofsky

Kurt is a fashionable singer who is loved by his friends. Dave is the recently outed football player who once made Kurt's life hell. Apart from being partners for an art project, they couldn't have anything else in common... right? :You've Got Mail AU:

Their first PFLAG meeting is over and David is still convinced he's not gay…

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between aggression and foreplay; at least, that's what Kurt was telling himself as he dashed after Karofsky's broad retreating back… Written in November 2010, after NBK aired...

Kurt's first time with Blaine wasn't all he'd dreamed of and months later he can't help feeling that he wished Dave had been his frist. Kurtofsky and Klaine Smutt. Lemons.

When Kurt drunk dialed Dave the night of Rachel's party, that was all it was supposed to be - a drunk and meaningless phone call to the one person who had wanted him. In the morning, he was supposed to move on and forget about it all... Maybe.

Oh, the lengths that Santana will go to to prove a point; Santana/Dave, but mostly Kurtofsky and Brittana...

Dave tries to prove that he's all man. Kurtofsky. Future. Oneshot, enjoy!

It's 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape's life on its head . . . Time-Travel, EWE, Slytherin!Harry, SSHP slash

Harry is staying with Severus after an attack, and they make a deeper connection than they already have, and Severus helps Harry through the thunder, unintentionally. Bad at sums! just give it a chance!

Dumbledore has gotten out of hand with all the dances. So when Hermione and Ron drag Harry to them, he will make the best of it. Better than it sounds, horrible at sums. Oneshot. MATURE CONTENT! EXPLANATORY SMEX!

Things Harry and Snape have in common: loyal to Dumbledore and willing to give their life for the good cause. Yeah, that's about it. There's no way in hell they're ever going to be able to get along. No. Not a chance.

Addition Alley celebrates spring with a new competition, a new home for Severus and Harry, Malfoy under investigation, and a cheery Mrs Thompson with her own little plans. SSHP, sequel to Addition Alley Christmas. Read that first!

Kurt and Dave are tired of running. Works as an angsty one-shot but I'm in the process of finding a happy ending for these two. NC-17

Klaine smut from Kurt's POV. In which Blaine finds out that Kurt was a Cheerio and undapper thoughts and smut ensue.

Love Story between Dave and Kurt. Now complete.

A story of a big step in Harry and Severus's relationship. They learn that together, they can face anything. WARNING: this is slash with mentions of underage Harry.

Harry is back from a much needed vacation, but can't seem to keep his mind off the unexpected man he met there. Snarry.

Without even a blink, Kurt laid out the rules. 1. Never speak of what happens here 2. Kurt calls all of the shots 3. Dave will leave before Kurt wakes. Kurtofsky futurefic. Very Sad. Written for help japan auction.

This is just a little treat for all my fellow Kurtofsky fans. Kurt's looking for a new pair of shoes. Dave has just the thing. AU Future/fic. Dave and Kurt run into each other, many years later... of course smut ensues.

What happened after all the misunderstandings were cleared up? Three pivotal moments for the couple Kurtofsky. Rated M for part 2!

All Kurt wants is to feel sexy, but Blaine isn't helping. Dave Karofsky wants to be with Kurt, but knows it could never happen. When Kurt shows up at Dave's front door, certain misunderstandings come up and clear up. M for language and detailed "loving".

Kurtofsky smut. Kurt/Karofsky

One-Shot Kurt and Blaine are in a long-distance relationship now that Kurt is back at McKinley. He'll see just how hard they are to maintain when his former bully shows back up. Pairings: Klaine and Kurtofsky. It's a Dave/Kurt ship people. XD

Carole, at work, wins a raffle to go on vacation to a ski resort in Colorado. However, Paul Karofsky wins the same thing at his workplace for his own family. And as it happens... the two families must share a cabin. .:. a five-part Kurtofsky fic.

Dave Karofsky could wait thousands of years before romancing Kurt, well content on writing letters that will never be sent. Kurt, well, isn't that patient. Oneshot, Karommel, some time around "Sexy"

Dave Karofsky loves contradictions. At least his favorite contradiction loves him back.

Sometimes 'okay' is as good as it gets, but sometimes 'okay' can be wonderful. Future Fic! Triple Shot! Kurtofsky! Angsty, but a happy ending.

Kurt is finally dating the man of his dreams; Blaine. He wasn't counting on bumping into Dave Karofsky with his new boyfriend and everything getting completely messed up! KURTOFSKY! -COMPLETE-

Kurt's coming back to McKinley - how is Karofsky dealing. And how come there's a "no dumpsterdiving" policy amoung the jocks?

alternate BIOTA oneshot based on a prompt given by theotterjew on Tumblr. light Kurtofsky. Santana and Dave interaction. and with just a hint of angst, one-sided crushing, humor, and drunken silliness. kinda AU. note: rated T for swearing.

Kurt's world is turned upside down as he learns more than one secret about Karofsky

One Shot. Dave Karofsky isn't going to let Kurt go another V-day without being serenaded

Kurt visits Karofsky following the locker room scene in "Never Been Kissed". Eventual Kurtofsky romance. Possible multi-chaptered story, depending on interest. Rated M.

A web of time-travel, do-overs, romance, friendship, humor, angst, and death after death to bring Dave to new chances and new life, because all he wants is Kurt and to set things right, to undo his regrets. .:. Kurtofsky, mostly AU, multi-chap, complete.

A Dave and Kurt Love Story.

Another prompt, another distraction. A fill for this prompt: Kurt and Karofsky swap bodies, after the expected panic they get turned on by the bodies they inhabit.

It's during that post deed cuddle that Dave rarely gets that Kurt reaches over and grasps Dave's hand. Usually Kurt leaves to take a shower, but this time is different. .:. future set drabble. Kurtofsky, obviously. inspired by a .gif on Tumblr.

More than anything in the world, Kurt just wants to be wanted. 2x12 "Silly Love Songs" AU one-shot. Kurt/Dave.

My first ever fanfiction published. Karofsky shows up unexpectedly at Dalton. What happens? Read and find out. Hope you enjoy! :

Kurt drunk dials Karofsky. yep... that pretty much sums it up.

Dave thinks maybe he's being stupid.

Kurt drunkenly called Dave after Blaine and Rachel kiss at the party. That's the only way I can think of summarizing this and it doesn't sound that interesting. But it is!

All he had wanted was something to take his mind off the fact that Rachel Berry was currently making out with the boy he was in love with. However, this wasn't what he really had in mind. ::2x14spoilers:: .:kurt/karofsky:.

Blame it on the Alcohol speculation. Kurt is drunk. Karofsky isn't. '"I'm not going to kill you," Dave said firmly. "Well good, I didn't really want bloodstains on these clothes."' ONE SHOT!

Harry eavesdrops and hears some interesting things ... Written for Snarry-Swap at Snape-Potter I'm not kidding when I tell you folks to read that list of warnings inside if you know what's good for you

Dave calls Kurt to apologize leading to a turn of events that he could have never anticipated. FLUFFY ONE SHOT

Because everyone deserves a shot at it, even Dave Karofsky... Main story COMPLETE. Bonus THANK-YOU! chapter PWP to follow...

Based off a prompt on the Glee Kink Meme on LJ. Prompt inside. Kurt/Karofksy

Karofsky/Kurt. We are not who we were in high school, but that doesn't always change anything at all. An AU story in which Dave never came back to WMHS after being expelled and how the ghost of who you used to be can still affect who you have become.

Dave tilted his head and moved in just mere inches away from Kurt's mouth. Kurt could feel his heart rate accelerate and his breathe hitched in his throat. His eyes closed involuntarily as he felt Dave's fingers stroking featherlight against his neck...

m/m slash. sequel to LETTER TO SEV, please read that first. severus finally writes back.

In this Future Fic, It's 2019 and Karofsky is a cop and Kurt is a perp. Please join in the fun as their animosity towards each other turns to love. Rated M for language and adult themes as well as a little adult one on one.

Kurt Hummel is a rising star in the Chicagoland wedding/event planning scene. Will all go awry when he and Dave Karofsky meet again? It's Kurtofsky, people - if you don't ship it, don't read it. Rated M for future smutty chapters.

Kurt Hummel and Blaine Stewart are now in a relationship. This should be interesting.

Dave has a fantasy, which Kurt fulfills. Kurt and Dave PWP. SERIOUSLY. No plot to speak of. Just porn. Title is an inside joke from the GLEE RP. This is dedicated to: Kurt from the RP Glee. I hope you enjoy.

I've always felt like Elphaba: an outcast in my school for how I look, how I act, wanting to be free. And yet I feel quite sympathetic with Glinda at the moment, because I simply cannot stand who my assigned roommate is!.:.eventual Kurt/Dave. college fic.

Harry's hatred of his potions master has morphed into lust, and he frequently gives in to rather lurid fantasies starring Snape and himself. What will happen when Harry's thoughts become too loud, and a certain legilimens overhears? Slash, SS/HP. Rated M!

He opened it, and he couldn't go back. Spoilers from Never Been Kissed. PWP - rated for mature content. Kurt-Karofsky. Slight dub-con.

They were such close friends, before. But one cold day after playing in the snow in their preteen years made things different. Difficult. And hard to forget, as much as Dave tries. .:. AU. inspired by an IFC film. Dave/Kurt. warning: rated M for shotacon.

Life can get boring. A disguised Harry runs into two handsome men at a gay bar as it turns in to something more. quick one shot. enjoy HPxSSxLM.

Kurtofsky. Shows the progression of Kurt and Dave's relationship. Series of ten interconnected drabbles

Four years have passed since the War ended, and twenty five since Harry Potter disappeared. Severus Snape has learned to live a life of loneliness, but the past, coming from the icy north, will not leave him alone. Sequel to Tread Softy, SSHP COMPLETE

Little smutty scenes between Kurt and Karofsky who realize they have one thing in common: they like it KINKY. M for Slash so be forewarned! With a side of fluff and a lil angst. Kurtofsky.

It's been years but Dave would recognize Kurt Hummel anywhere...even in Annecy, France. 2018Olympic!Future!Fic.

Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?

Mortal enemies, Karofsky and Kurt now fight a different battle. With only their bodies as a weapon, the battle field a dive motel outside of Lima. Smutty Kurtstofsky fic mixed w/ fluff and a little angst.

Speculation about the Superbowl Episode. "But at that moment Kurt thought he looked like a lost little boy. Kurt wasn't scared of Karofsky anymore. He pitied him."

A one-shot based on spoilers for the Super Bowl episode. Kurt and Dave meet again, as the McKinley Titans battle to win the playoffs. Rated T for slightly bad language.

Kurt has lost everything. But in that moment where you have nothing, can you gain it all back in different ways? AU after "Grilled Cheesus" Character death. Kurtofsky

Twas the night before Christmas, and Dave Karofsky was freezing, trying to get Kurt Hummels attention. This is pure, harmless Kurtofsky fluff. If you don't like Kurtofsky, please just scroll on by : One shot.

Future!Kurtofsky, Christmas fluffiness. Dave does not like a certain Christmas song, but maybe he'll change his mind. Written in a couple of hours just for Christmas, I hope you like it.

Dave Karofsky had done a few -okay a lot- of stupid things in his life. Did he not deserve a chance to redeem himself in Kurt's eyes? Kurtofsky; spoilers for Never Been Kissed

A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.

Sometimes we have to wait to get what it is we desire most. A Christmas Snarry SS/HP, DM/HG Mature Please Review

Friday night at Dalton. Kurt's on his way home much to Blaine's disappointment. One-Shot.

Dave and Kurt are cast in a musical independent film by some slightly insane visionary named Chuck. And with the first experience with the film, Dave realizes a few things. .:. LVB-U sequel-ish multi-shot. Dave/Kurt.

A moment from La Vie Boheme as told by Finn, and then a jump to over a year later to see how his opinion differs. .:. Finchel, Kurve. a future!fic oneshot. T for swears.

Ever since the fourth of December, Kurt has been getting random presents on random days at random times. And they all seem to be from one guy who calls himself 'B'. Just who is this secret admirer? Kurt is determined to figure it out. .:. Kurt/?

Dave is sick and tired of acting the part. Straight, tough, bully. Turning up to school and being who they said he had to be, all for the chance to get out of that small town. What will happen when Kurt discovers there is more to Dave Karofsky. SLASH

Whilst looking for cute shoes and forcing his boyfeiend to tag along like any normal gay guy, Kurt stumbles across a familiar face, and Dave reacts... oddly. .:. Kurt/Dave LVB-U realted sequel-ish oneshot. .:. BTW, like the pun I put on the title? XD

It doesn't take long for their living arrangement to turn sour, not to mention so very... /tense./ .:. Dave/Kurt. smut alert! part of the LVB/U -La Vie Boheme universe-, the first oneshot sequel for it. enjoy!

At age 25, Kurt Hummel goes out into the 'real world' looking for work in the theatres of Chicago; there's less competition there for roles than in New York. During callbacks for Rent, however, Kurt meets a blast from his past... .:. Dave/Kurt future!fic.

WARNING: ADULT THEMED! Azimio's eye's widened. "Aww, dude seriously? You know I'm cool with you and your boy Kurt but I do not need that image in my head." KURTOFSKY!

After a long, difficult day at work, all Dave wants is to relax and cuddle up with his spouse. But little does he know that this spouse of his? Yeah, they have a little trick up their sleeve. .:. AU-ish, plotless, Christmas-themed LEMON oneshot. Dave/Kurt

Dave's having some problems getting to work on time.

"WELL? Say something?" Dave blinked. What did Kurt want him to say? His mind went blank so he said the very next thing that came into his head. "Your hair's grown." KURTOFSKY TWO-SHOT!

So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.

KURTOFSKY! "I only know two gay guys. Blaine and you. Do you seriously want me to pick you?" Kurt asked half-joking, but his smile dropped when Karofsky took a little too long to reply - COMPLETE

post-2x08. Karofsky really hates what his brain comes up with while he's asleep. .:. one-sided Dave/Kurt, mild angst. :D

It begins at Sectionals. It continues the week following Sectionals. And it grows just before Regionals. What's going on? Is Karofsky truly a changed man? Kurt is determined to find out. .:. post-2x08. Dave/Kurt. Contains smut in final chapter. Complete!

I'm not all right when you go, I'm not fine. I am all yours, so please be all mine. .:. Dave breaks down, and all because of one Kurt Hummel. .:. rated T for Dave's potty mouth, and this is NOT a songfic. spoilers for 2x06 through 2x08.

For theauthor2010's Glee Angst Meme prompt: Five secrets aside from the BIG one that Dave Karofsky holds. Now with a happy epilogue, because I can't do tragic endings. possibly triggery description of a suicide attempt and suicidal thoughts

Changing a handful of elements from one thing to another through miraculous scientific means; that is basic alchemy. But can the same principle apply to people as well? .:. Dave/Kurt, predicts for and occurs after 2x08. spoilers for 2x06 and 2x07. DONE!

Karofsky just can't stop thinking about that kiss. Kurt is far too willing to accept drinks. Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky Slash, Dub-con, Rated M. Two-shot.

It was a simple, innoncent question that always made him feel a little tense. Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel future fic.

Kurt finally gets the kiss he deserves - plus Karofsky sings! Set the week following the famous locker room scene. For those who want Karofsky to find redemption and Kurt to find happiness.

He needs punishment to atone for all that he's done. And so, the great Karofsky actually allows himself to get caught bullying some nerd, and he gets detention. Only, he isn't alone at the location. .:. Dave/Kurt twoshot. set after NBK. T for swearing.

I hate how I do this to myself. .:. one-sided Dave/Kurt. musings in Dave's head. set after events of NBK. rated T for swearing and brief mentions of sexual action.

Sometimes, guilt can make you do just as crazy of things as love can. But love is always a factor as well, at least on one end. .:. post-NBK. Dave/Kurt/Blaine. oneshot. rated T for swearing.

Snarry one-shot. Written in my early days while a bit drunk (so forgive me my awful writing and plot). Anyway; Harry goes for a drink after a really horrid day and meets someone he doesn't expect.

Ron gets meddlesome and Harry gets nervous. Severus just plain gets some. Rated M for a reason!

SS/HP Slash Severus and Harry are alone and miserable before their friends the Weasley twins and a bottle of scotch come to their rescue. A case of mistaken identity, a terrible hangover, and happiness ensues.

Want, jealousy, shame, guilt... Love? Harry, Sirius and Snape start a relationship filled with all those things. It's wonderful, but it can't last long, can it? SS/HP/SB slash

Snarry. A year after the war, Severus attends a Ministry gala and runs into Harry Potter. The title is meant to be ironical. There is definately a happy ending for Severus.

COMPLETE! A Snarry take on It's a Wonderful Life. For Severus life, is just one long chain, and Harry is the only bright spot in the darkness. Just when life threatens to strangle him, to destroy everything he cares for, help comes from an unlikely source

After the war ended, Harry traveled, unsure of where he was going, or what he was doing. But sometimes, he can't help but crave the companionship of another human being. Who he stumbles across surprises even him. Severus x Harry.

After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is determined to get his happy ending. Unfortunately, life doesn't always work as planned. AU 5 years after GoF. SLASH

Harry returns home early to find out Severus' dirty secret, a certain Mr Idol. SS/HP

Harry seeks Severus out several years after the war with a goal in mind. Severus has been thinking about Harry as well but both are clueless until tonight. NC-17 Graphic M/M sexual situation, language. I do not own anything from the Harry Potter Universe.

When Draco Malfoy is told to find Harry Potter and who in turn tells him to find Severus Snape, will he get more than he bargained for or will he trade in the quiet life for one filled with adventures and quite possible, love? Slash, Beltane fic HP/SS/DM

Romilda Vane is pregnant. A paternity test proves that Harry is the father, and she insists on marriage. Desperate, he calls on Draco and Snape for help in working out how she did it. Snape/Harry.

AU It's Harry's eighth year, and tired of trying to cram every piece of information he can into his brain he decides that everyone needs a break. Drunkenness and other adult situations ensue.

Harry Potter decided that a little bit of self exploring and self teaching was in order but he didn’t anticipate that being taught can sometimes be quite rewarding. slash

Harry suprises snape for his birthday

SSHPDM slash. The third law of motion does not apply to relationships. COMPLETE.

Harry has graduated from Hogwarts; Harry and Severus are working together to bring down Voldemort and save the man-child army from his clutches. Slash HPxSS. {Sequel to The Secret Guardian Angel but can be read alone.}

Complete Harry is aged by 10 years and it's up to the snarky Potions Master to find the cure, but they end up finding each other HPxSS slash.

After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.

Harry is rescued on his 17th birthday by Severus, and then what happens? Rated M for a reason, don't read if you are not legally old enough.

HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.

Four years after the defeat of Voldemort Harry Potter once more returns to Hogwarts, only this time as a teacher. Will the Boy Who Lived face up to the many new challenges of new students, old teachers and possibly a new love? SSHP slash and AU warning.

It's an interesting emotion, isn't it? It tells you things about a person. Slash, Snarry, HPSS. Warnings include bondage, submission, and pain. Established relationship. Easily the most PWP and random smut-fest oneshot I've ever written. VERY 'R' Enjoy!

Harry uses his Slytherin cunning to get what he wants. HPSS. ONE SHOT

“I am Jonathan Frost. I was Voldemort and Tom Riddle. I was also Harry Potter.” After the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry finds himself changed and thrown back into the time of the Marauders and Severus Snape. SSHP COMPLETE

SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.