Hello! im hero-brine-bug, i will mostly write Soul Eater, pokemon and akatsuki fanfictions. I'm from Puerto Rico.If you have any requests PM me or write it on the coments,and i might write them X3

"writting is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia"

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up.

We do not remember days, but moments. Life move too fast, so enjoy your precious moments.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality; we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional!

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.

Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and dreams you're seeking requires courage and risk taking. Learn from the turtle - it only makes progress when it stickes out its neck.

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

The more I learn, the less I understand.

WARNING: mental backup in progress.

Do Not Disturb: Plotting

You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT, it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother @#?&! upside the head... Pass it on.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I'll get in trouble no matter what.

Flying is merely what happens when you throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?

Being normal is overrated.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)

Yes, I am insane, but every now and then I have these horrible periods of boredom where I have to be normal like you.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there," thing. I think of it as a "You have to be clinically insane like us," thing.

If you ever stop to wonder if you have insane mental problems, then it's already too late for you. It's sad, but true.

My day isn't complete until I have freaked out a complete stranger.

We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it.

I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.

The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.

I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

Stupid weatherman...Sunny and clear my ass.

"If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific

We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: I don't know and I don't care.

A college professor placed a chair on his desk and as his final exam asked his students to, "Prove to me that this chair does not exist." Every student began writing madly about theories and -for most of them- things they didn't quite understand. Within ten seconds, one student got up and turned in their paper, leaving the classroom. Everyone else took the full time limit to finish but only the student who turned the exam in first recieved an A. There were only two words on the paper: "What chair?" (unknown)

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colours, but they still learn to live in the same box

Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

QUOTES:

"True accomplishment maybe defined as achieving something which, by all reasons, should be beyond you."

"My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm."

"No i won’t go to hell! I’ve got a restraining order."

"Be optimistic all the people you hate are going to eventually die."

"Since the day i was born till the day i die... the only side i’m on is mine."

"FAMILY- is like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts."

"I live on the corner of kiss my ass and no friggin way!"

"They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personl and sincere. XD"

"Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, 'Okay, I think you‘ve done enough damage.'"

"There is a universal thought everyone has while looking down the barrel of a fully loaded rifle... shit."

"NORMAL- in terms of mental health, it varies from state to state."

"Don’t think of it as being outnumbered, i think of it as a wide target selection."

"Hell was full so i came back."

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole." So true.

"Voted most likely not to give a damn."

"we laugh at cats because they poop in a box, but they laugh because we clean that box."

"God sees everything, Satan does something about it."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to."

"If everything is going wrong and you’re laughing then you already know who to blame."

"34 muscles to frown, 4 muscles to stick my middle finger and tell them to bite me."

"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged."

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called trash, but those who don’t care about their companions... are even lower than trash."- Uchiha Obito.

"I ain't such a saint that I can promise to risk my life for strangers. Neither am I scum to sit quietly while people are getting hurt before my eyes!"- Kurosaki Ichigo.

"Not only is life a bitch, but it keeps having puppies."

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"My headphones are magical. They enable me to tune out the annoying power of assholes."

"Death isn’t a bad thing... when it happens to people you don’t like."

"Nylon socks and a waxed tile floor: transportation for the lazy person."

"Next time I see your damn face it better damn well be on a stretcher, because if it's not it will be."

"If at first you don't sucseed skydiving is not for you"

"Oh like I've never heard that before!" -Benny, The Mummy

"I shall name you squishy and you shall be mine. And you shall be my squishy. Come here little squishy." -Dory, Finding Nemo

"Stupidity killed the cat, curiousity was framed."

"See you in your dreams...I’ll be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife."

"If I murder him today I won't have to worry about him assassinating me tomorrow." (unknown)

"There are two types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead." (unknown)

"Pyro pixie being difficult again. I'll have to smack him to get him to behave." -Unknown

"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."

"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"

“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”

"Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane."

"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!"

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway"

"Silence is the most pleasing sound, so shut up." - unknown

"Is it possibly humans can exist without actually having to fight. But, many of your kind have chosen to fight. For what reason? To protect something? Protect what? Yourselves? Your future? If you kill people to protect yourselves and this future then what sort of future is it and what will you have become? There is no future for those who have died. And what of those who did the killing? Is happiness to be found in a future that is grasped with blood stained hands? Is that the truth?." - unknown

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

"I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you"

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.