Thorin had never intended to take a wife or have children of his own, but hidden danger within Erebor means he must produce heirs to remain King under the Mountain - to do so he must first find a Queen! And candidates are in no short supply! ThorinxOC

Sure, Fili was drunk as a skunk, and he did have a very vivid imagination. Yet neither one of these reasons seemed to explain what a pretty young dam was doing…sleeping in his bed! Whatever is a dwarf to do when that happens?

Fred and George pull a prank on Umbridge, but unfortunately Fred can't get away fast enough. Hermione takes it upon herself to sad his skin, landing them in a fake relationship for the rest of the school year. AU, no war or Voldemort, Umbridge is basically Ministry sticking their nose in the school for no real reason. WILL NOT BE UPDATED REGULARLY.

Little Teddy Lupin starts asking some very loaded questions one Sunday lunch, and the answers that follow are a little more than his Uncle George was hoping he'd get.

"What is happening! Why do I have your twin's handwriting on my forehead Fred! Why is it the same as yours!" Hermione hissed. Soulmate AU, quick little fic.