NICKNAMES: Britt, Be-yotch, That Chick With Green Hair.

SEX: Must we assign labels?

BIRTHDAY: June 12th.

PETS: Eight Cats, One dog, an ant farm, 15 fish, a can of bamboo shoots.

SIBLINGS: One brother, three sisters. Two ex-step-brothers.

CURRENT RESIDENCE: The Q Continuum.

ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini, or the Cow/Ox.

HEIGHT: Depends on which side of the mushroom I eat on any given day.

EYE COLOR: Dark blue, with a blotch of brown in my left eye.

HAIR COLOR: Changes from month to month. Green, purple, blue, red. But underneath it all I’m blonde.

FAVORITES...*

COLOR: Green.

TV SHOW: There are so many. I have no life, you see, so I am left with only my television for companionship.

CAR: Batmobile.

SCENT: Subway sandwich restaurants.

RADIO STATION: I like them all. Except the Christian music ones.

PART OF THE BODY: My trusty spleen. Spleen Power.

PLACE TO BE KISSED: Spleen.

DAY OF THE WEEK: Wednesday.

SEASON: Summer. No school and the carnival comes to town.

ODDS N' ENDS...

SHOE SIZE: 7. I have tiny midget feet.

SCHOOL: College.

GRADE: The FDA has classed me as Grade A Quality Human Flesh.

MARITAL STATUS: Invisible Pink Unicorn forbid I ever marry.

VIRGIN: Please, I hardly know you.

DAY OR NIGHT: Night.

LACE OR SATIN: Leather.

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: Chained to a wall in my attic. Why do you ask?

PIERCINGS: Not yet.

TATTOOS: Not yet. But if I do get one, it will be of Happy Noodle Boy. A Noodle so simplistic in design the tattoo artist could never mess up.

WHAT DO YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY ON: Bondage equipment. And my sordid collection of action figures, weaponry, and anime.

DO YOU KISS ON A FIRST DATE: I don‘t date, so I can’t really say. I don’t think I would though. But I would ask them to kiss other people while I filmed it.

HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE TOO OLD FOR YOU: No. I’m not a big fan of robbing the grave.

WHAT HAS HURT YOU THE MOST: When I got my shoulders and collar bone crushed by a large, solid metal pipe when I was seven.

DO YOU LOVE ANYONE RIGHT NOW: Brian, my pet can of Bamboo Shoots. You kick ass Brian!

WHAT IS THE 1ST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT SOMEONE OF THE *OPPOSITE SEX: Eyes, hair, teeth, clothes, massive throbbing .

LUCKY NUMBER: 867-5309.