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Joined 12-26-16, id: 8599142, Profile Updated: 08-08-17

"Life is like a box of chocolates, either you eat it all quickly, get Diabetes, and die early, you don't eat it at all and live a miserable life, or you find the emotionless medium. Honestly, no. life sucks. I'll take the first option."- Me, 2016.

I like things. Here is a list of things I like-

-Water

-Food

-Air

Here are things I don't like-

-Lists

-Making lists

-Irony

-capitilazation

-When people make profiles thinking that they're funny, but they really aren't

-Making profiles

-Repetitivety

-Long lists

-When people complain

-Repetitivety

-Running out of ideas.

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That Sylveon by Awesome Sawss reviews
The sequel to 'That Glaceon'. The terrors of high school roll around for the next generation. With what we've seen in the last story, what will ensue in an institute full of romance, action and a crude recurring divine being? May contain lemons in later chapters. Rated M for some colourful language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 162,236 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Glaceon/Glacia, Umbreon/Blacky, Sylveon
That Glaceon (Polished) by Awesome Sawss reviews
In a high school that contains a very joyous Glaceon, an unlucky Blaziken and a cunning Lucario, a slightly anti-social Umbreon 'tries' to survive. Chances state, not many good things will become of this as complexities soon begin to take priority over his life. Rated M for scenarios that may not be suitable for kiddos. Contains lemons in later chapters.*UNDERGOING REWRITE*
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 274,921 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Glaceon/Glacia, Umbreon/Blacky] - Complete
The Hidden Song by Mr.Derpface reviews
All ends have a begining somewhere in the line. Sometimes you just have to look at the words that distinguish the for-real from false. From bumps and bruises, to Kings and Queens, there is always a song that one bard sings - to which not one being listens. This is just one of those songs.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 8/1/2017 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
The Elements and Me by Mr.Derpface reviews
People think I'm crazy. That, without realizing it, I had created a fantasy world of wonders, of where talking Pegasus and freaking Unicorns shat words out like they were dictionaries! Those Six RUINED, my life. Just from one measly experiment to the next. This is my story. The people who thought I was crazy, didn't call me so crazy after they saw what happened in Equestria...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,495 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 7/14/2016
I'm Stuck in a House Full of Girls! by hellfire15 reviews
A Lucario gets forced to live as a working student at his father's friend's house at Alkia, little did he know that he will be staying at a house full of female eevee evolutions. Your story full of Anthro, Action, Comedy, Drama, Ecchi, and Harem goodness.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,846 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2009