He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

--Douglas Adams

Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

--Douglas Adams

There were once two girls that happened to be twins who were fair of face and dark of hair. They possessed a purity unparalleled in all the world, as well as a beauty so beauteous as to make men faint and a wit so cunning that they could convince snakes to give up their fangs. They were loved by all and hated by none. They were heralded as the epitome of all that was good and true in the world. In short, they were perfect in every sense of the word.

Nice story, eh? Good thing it’s not about us! And who is this ‘us’ I speak of? Well, that happens to be me, Sylvianan, referred to commonly as Syl, and Ankhetperue, referred to as Ankh or Lily. We are phangirls of the best kind, as well as (obviously!) phanphic writers. And before you ask, we are NOT sisters, nor are we related by blood in any way. We are, however, good friends, and insane ones at that.

Sylvianan resides at andhttp://www.fanfiction.net/u/906738/ in her free time.

Ankhetperue resides at and http://www.fanfiction.net/u/464967/, but only when she feels like it.

Well, if you’re expecting more words of wisdom (or insanity) I hate to disappoint you, but it ain’t happenin’. This is where I should stick in another quote but I am too lazy to do so. Therefore, I will wish you all a relatively insane life and take my leave. Au revoir!