Theodore Nott has always been the overlooked Slytherin until he is forced into joining the Death Eaters by his elderly father. Now, with the new rewards Voldemort has given his followers, captured Mudbloods, he is in over his head with Hermione Granger. AU after OoTP.

Gryff!Draco. Dramione. ABANDONED.

AU. Slytherin!Hermione. As a first year, Hermione is sorted into Slytherin. Hogwarts is horrible for her at first, until a chance meeting in the library with Slytherin chaser, Marcus Flint. After seeing her arm, Marcus takes her under his wing, determined to have the best players for Slytherin's Quidditch squad, muggleborn or not. COMPLETE!

In the Late 80s brilliant American scientist Emilio Sanchez begins to construct the perfect defensive system in order to protect the Alliance for Democracy against the Draka, Skynet.

"She will talk like a pureblood, act like a pureblood, understand pureblood traditions better than a pureblood. By the time she reaches Hogwarts, no one will question her." After the death of James and Lily, Sirius and Hermione become a sleeper cell, determined to take down the Death Eaters from the inside. Eventual Theo/Hermione. AU. Pureblood!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione,COMPLETE

Returning for her Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovers that the school itself has different plans for her. * time travel *

Zim loses his Invader title, so to prove his worth he plans to invade the strongest planet he knows. A tale of intergalactic adventure, doom, humor, doom, some romance ZAGR , but mostly DOOM. Can our former Invader succeed in his overly ambitious and craziest goal yet? Supporting OCs in later chapters.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Sequel to In A Mirror, Darkly. Nothing in life comes free.

During the fight at the Department of Mysteries, Harry gets taken on the ride of his life.

Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.

Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.

Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.

The Dark Lord has won, and a new era reigns. Yet, not all is as is should be, so long as some pockets of resistance still remain. DARK! Please R&R

"Dad, is Dib going to die?" Gaz asked. "Not that I care or anything." "Of course not honey," the Professor said. "I won't allow it." Zim infects Dib with an alien virus, just to see what it will do. Zim/Gaz in later chaps. Rated for torture and odd sex.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

The British Top Gear boys get their hands on some serious military equipments and must find out which is best thorugh their usual challenges. You just know that they'll mess up, don't you?

MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE

Hermione Granger falls through the Mirror of Erised, and her Slytherin double ends up at Hogwarts. Her whole world is upended and reversed. The hated Albus Dumbledore is the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and that honeybun Snape . . . he's a bloody Slytherin!

That bloody little know it all, Draco Malfoy..." SERIOUSLY OOC and AU. Queen bee Hermione boldly goes where no woman has gone before. Disclaimer- JKR owns everything but the plot. Warnings: Language, Lemons, Randomness...

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron who can keep any kids if there are any and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. Humour.

This is the story of a very unlikely pairing in a love, hate…more hate relationship. This is a cynical look back on how it all began and the maddening realization of why it hasn’t ended. A Harry, Pansy pairing. Yes, I have undertaken the implausible.

Some rules need to be laid down more than once. Sometimes they can't be stated often enough. This is Starfleet's list.

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]