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 Author has written 4 stories for Glee. I appreciate good cappuccinos and long hugs. I love guys' colognes and raffaello is my 'chocolate'. I like necklaces and charms. I have a slightly worrying obsession with rings. I enjoy sarcasm and a good sense of humour. I take photos and I like contradictions. I'm not patient and I need attention. I can't go a day without listening to music. I can be a bookworm when I want to. I'm one of those people who live to eat and not the other way around. I am impossible to sum up in this little space on the internet. Glee I'm a full-time Puckurt shipper. I have written a few stories but they're not that great. How I Met Your Mother Barney Stinson is LEGEND-wait for it-DARY! |
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Kurt's Gamble by The Drowned World reviews
Kurt is tired of being the golden boy, and living with Finn, and being picked on. When he snaps, it's an explosion no one sees coming. But when Kurt uses Puck to try to shake up his image, things get...complicated. Kurt/Puck. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,153 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
What did you do? by SouthernHemmy reviews
Puck reverts to his old ways...Kurt never left WMHS and Karosky never kissed him...Thanks to everyone for making this story/journey...The reviews have been so great and I hope I continue to make it worthwhile...Thanks everyone...Hemmy
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,205 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
The Choir Room by ConstantSnow reviews
A collection of one-shots, drabbles and short chapter stories for Glee. Any pairings will be slash. For currant pairing, please skip to the last chapter. The other chapters will be other pairings.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,785 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Mike C., Finn H.
Easy Glee by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU based off of Easy A. Puck hasn't slept with any guys or girls. But when one lie turns into a rumor and his friend Santana asks for a favor, he becomes the slut of McKinley, a red A on his chest, no one but Cheerio Kurt talking to him. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Pro Patria Mori by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
A tale of two soldiers, who came together in the trenches of the First World War. Will they find each other again in a time of peace? AU
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Been A While by ani-chan24 reviews
After a split up of five years, Puck returns to get Kurt back, only to find him in the arms of his co-star! Will he be able to get Kurt back, or is the other man finally over him? Kurt/OC eventual Puck/Kurt R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,432 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
First Instinct by PteraWaters reviews
Supernatural Future AU. Major Warnings: werewolf-on-man non-con, slash. Kurt was given a choice - submit or die. He chose to survive and finds out his rapist is a fellow captive and eager to help him escape. Very M. You've been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
For Me, It Wasn't Over by Relised reviews
Kurt didn't want to be his dirty little secret anymore, and hey, Puck could understand that. But now Puck has an even bigger dirty secret and he knows he has to do this without Kurt. Purt, mpreg
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,055 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
I've Never by effingbejeezus reviews
May include spoilers from Britney/Brittany to recent episodes From a harmless game of I've Never, Puck and Kurt started to get to know each other without the usual awkwardness. What could possibly go wrong with this? Beta'd from Ch.3 by: PteraWaters
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,752 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Observation by Hell's Ice Heaven's Fire reviews
Basically, Kurt's being sexually harassed and Puck notices. Takes place S2, before Kurt's transfer to Dalton.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
And Innocents by Gandalf3213 reviews
When two boys open fire in McKinley, the Glee club has minutes to save themselves. And if some fall during the tragedy, can they recover? Is there a boundry to forgiveness? A time and a place for heroes? A limit for grief?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,489 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sex and Roses by kinneyddicted reviews
NC-17 Puckurt one shot. Puck won a bet and successfully got into Kurt's pants. A what should be a one thing became a lot more. Slash. Don't like it, don't read it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Last moment of Noah by sacha k reviews
A small one-shot about the moments after Noah Puckerman is shot. character death, and fluff. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Domandarsi by Cerberusia reviews
Short sequel to 'don't haunt this heart' - Kurt cleans up a confused Puck after he's been slushied.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Day They Find Love by kinneyddicted reviews
The Hummel-Puckerman Series Pt. 2. Title says it all. Warning: This includes fluffiness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Bat Out Of Hell by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt needs a ride home; the only near-friendly face he can find is Puck. He follows Puck to his… motorbike. Damn, his dad was going to kill him if he straddled that bike, or the boy who owned it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,303 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Car Ride Home by Jaddy Smith reviews
Kurt has no car and needs a ride home, he asks Finn and gets one, just not the kind he expected... ONE-SHOT MAY?BE! Kurt\Puck - Purt Hummelman! Rated M for a Reason...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
7:58 PM by WithDemonWings reviews
Follow up to "Up Against A Wall". Kurt was restlessly straightening up his room, again, as he waited to see if Puck would actually show up.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Rest is History by PteraWaters reviews
When Kurt and Noah arrive for their ten-year reunion, they have some surprises for their former glee mates. Slash mentioned. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Learning to Love You by aedy reviews
BABY PENGUIN SERIES: Kurt doesn't know when it started and he's happy to be unable to point a single moment when he started feeling like this. He's finally ready to get what he really wants.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Charity Auction by aedy reviews
Mr. Shue wants to raise some money for the Pediatric Hospital, but Figgins gets the Cheerios and the Titans up for auction and Kurt finally has his chance with the boy he loves.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
No Negotiations by aedy reviews
Noah is determined get Mark a mohawk, and if Kurt doesn't agree, then he'll find another way to get what he wants.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Teeth, Tongue and Tattoos by Whommel reviews
Puck discovers new and exiting things about Kurt that changes everything he thought he knew about the boy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Take It Off by Rattlesnake Smile reviews
Another song-fic, featuring Puck and Kurt. Kurt ditches Warbler practice and Puck's a no show for Glee Club again. What are they doing while the girls of New Directions perform their number?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Of Tom Petty, Water Pipes, and Feeling High by Onee-san reviews
Kurt and Puck partake in some illegal substances while listening to Passive Rock. Hilarity and sexy times ensue. SMUT! BOY-BOY SMUT! Don't like, don't read. Heavy drug use and paraphernalia.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Scrawl Calibur Two Week Theme Set PK by emo-geek-87 reviews
Written for a two week theme set. 14 drabbles of about 500 words each, give or take.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Gloves and Novels by wednesdayforest reviews
Puck and Kurt are together - sort of. Their feelings could be revealed in simple acts to do with gloves and novels. Complete and utter fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Your Protector by toxic-blur reviews
When Kurt tells the Glee club about his unfortunate kiss with Karofsky, Puck is the most enraged. It hadn't been fair. But Puck was certain that retribution would be just around the corner.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Vibrators and Math Class by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Puck buys a vibrator, Kurt goes all natural, and someone gets a handjob. Math class has never been so productive.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Huge Mouth by They call me mellow yellow reviews
I had to do it... Established Puck/Kurt,Sam is about to sing Billionare. K for slight innuendos
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Drizzle by writesstuff reviews
Kurt first notices Puck on a drizzly afternoon in Lima. Flangtedy -fluffangstcomedy- Slash!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Just Put Your Hands On Me by myheartisyours0523 reviews
Puck and Sam make a bet; Kurt is oblivious.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,205 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Pool Boy by writesstuff reviews
Burt only hired Puck to clean his pool, honest! He didn't know the woman he talked to, hired Puck for -entirely different reasons-! PucKurt pre-slash-turns-slash with a big dose of Burt!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Far From Here by hardly-noticeable reviews
Kurt's been close to breaking for months now but when someone took a shot at his father, hurt him again because of his sexuality, Puck offers an out. But is he ready for such a major step? Warnings and such inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,808 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Fake ID by aedy reviews
A new club is opening in town and Kurt needs a fake ID. Luckily, he finds the perfect bad boy to help him.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Cacoethes by And-Your-Point-Is.542 reviews
No one can resist whipped cream. Not even Noah Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
I Got Life! by Dizzy Takeout reviews
A series of drabbles inspired by the lyrics of "I Got Life" from HAIR. All Puck-centered. Don't need to be a HAIR fan. Slash warning.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Smile For The Camera by Punk-Out reviews
When a photobooth catches your eye, what do you do? Simple. Say Cheese. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
What You Wanted, And What You Got by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Future fic, in about ten years time. A snapshot of two lives intersecting, many years down the road.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Final Curtains by Faith Harris reviews
When Kurt returns to McKinley, Glee club is no more. Even though the natural order of things says he and Puck should never speak again, Puck still has something left to say. PUCK/KURT, one-shot, complete.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Cause and Effect by RoseHarrow reviews
Four times Puck notices Kurt, and the time he does something about it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by Asian-Fusion reviews
Holiday cake spells Flashback for Puck. SLASH Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Visible by myheartisyours0523 reviews
In which Kurt finally comes home and Puck hopes his feelings aren't visible.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sabotage by TheSecondEvil reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ Glee Fluff Meme. Puck figures out a secret Kurt's been keeping.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
four days before christmas by korel.c reviews
AU; it is four days before christmas, and kurt goes for some last-minute shopping. puckurt, M for sex and fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Matchmakers by usedtobeasquint reviews
Prompt-fill for the Glee Fluff Meme on LiveJournal. Puck and Kurt fall for each other while matchmaking Quinn and Mercedes. First Glee fanfic in English I've written in a while, so go easy.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
The 4 Minutes that Changed Everything by Arynn Octavia reviews
The title says it all, except SLASH. But now you have been warned about that too. One shot, but I have ideas for a follow-up if this is received well.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Like A Handprint On My Heart by TransformCobra reviews
Puck comes upon a stray dog one night, Next thing he knows, he is a four legged animal living under the Hummel roof. He gets to know a different side of Kurt, he had never thought of. Title from For Good from Wicked
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,082 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Homo EXPLOSION! by Mellony reviews
Homo EXPLOSION! It all started with Kurt's idle comment "I wonder what they would do if my 'gayness' actually did infect the Glee club? I bet it would be hilarious." BEST PRANK EVER! Slashyness abounds.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Pretty Like a Princess by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Puck is forced to bring his sister with him to a weekend Glee practice. She totally ruins his badass rep by outing him as the best big brother EVER. Pummel. Based off a prompt in the Puckurt meme. Same universe as my other Pummel story, written pre-NBK.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Ours is a Forbidden Love by klaineisforeverstrong reviews
Puck spends the night at the Hudmel house and sees Kurt first thing in the morning. Puck has been harbouring a secret crush on the young soprano and he finds this all too adorable. With this as motivation, he finally makes his move.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Leather And Lace by Sunshinestrangers reviews
Puck didn't understand why he couldn't just go to the barber shop near their apartment. Fluff. Also, bonus Kradam, yay!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Killing Karofsky by sexybeardedlover reviews
Puck find Kurt crying in the boy's locker room. They talk and stuff happens. I like being vague. I like Pummel the best. I think Pummel sounds the coolest. Whatevs. Puckurt :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Challenge by CrayolaBox16 reviews
"S'up, Hummel?" "What do you want, Puck?" "You. Me. Janitor's closet" Pink here! R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
RESPECT by EmoEccentrica reviews
Kurt and the girls team up for a sexy number; Puck realizes how hot Kurt is. Rated T for smexytease!Kurt and mention of impending sexytimes. Song: Respect by Pink
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
There's No Life After You by SiNginG-SenSaTion reviews
Kurt has moved away to New York City, and Puck is convinced that Kurt's better off without him, but does Puck really want to spend the rest of his life without Kurt?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Sexy times at McKinley High by ani-chan24 reviews
When Puck gets pranked by his teammates with viagra, who can he turn to push his horniness onto? Perhaps Kurt Hummel can help... Very raunchy fic, lots of lemon and almost a PWP. Puck/Kurt ftw. Finished. Sequel out: Been A While
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,208 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Scrawl Week 2 by emo-geek-87 reviews
Week 2 of daily drabbles from the lj community scrawlcalibur. Puck/Kurt SLASH
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sunflowers by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Kurt has a phobia, and Puck proves that he can truly be a decent person, when the opportunity calls for it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Puck Rhymes With by Cannibal Inc reviews
Finn had always assumed Kurt was the good-boy type. Of course, that was before he caught him sneaking through his bedroom window at four in the morning with a bag of weed in one hand, and wearing what a appeared to be Noah Puckerman's letterman jacket.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Codependency and Humping by xLessxThanx3x reviews
"This is a PDA-vention. That's a PDA intervention...actually, it's more of a Constant-groping-and-sexing-in-public-and-TMI-ing-vention." Puck and Kurt are getting a bit carried away with public sexy times. Rated M for, well, Puckurt sexy times. Crack-ish
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
It's a Secret by SilaOfCreo reviews
It is of the utmost importance that Noah tell Kurt his secret.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Birthday Cake and a Saw Blade by jesuisamber reviews
Ingredients: One Kurt Hummel, one Noah Puckerman, a splash of juvie, a pinch of sexual tension, and a whole lot of sarcasm. For added flavor, try an officer with a fish tattoo. Kurt/Puck. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Switch by abluegirl reviews
Puck's horizons are broadened in a way that he never expected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
How To Make Me Swoon, By Kurt Hummel by jesuisamber reviews
Kurt's lost something important that could end badly if it falls into the wrong hands - oh look! It's fallen into the wrong hands. Of course. Puck/Kurt. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Coffee and Hazelnut Creamer by tigershatecinammon reviews
Kurt can't function without coffee. Puck finds it adorable. Preslash Puckurt. Slight spoilers for Theatricality. ONE-SHOT. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Just Once by hardly-noticeable reviews
Kurt just wants to touch him...to feel like he's allowed to, like a boyfriend would be...for just once. Rated for a reason. Slash. Purt. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Distractions by debraelq reviews
A party, a disastrous text, a shot of tequila, and a naked Puck. Is it any wonder Kurt and the author found themselves distracted?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Distracted by Pitbull by Dizzy Takeout reviews
Puck helps Kurt clean off after a dumpster dive, but they get distracted. Not porn. Just a little one shot. T for cursing and sexy dancing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Guilt Like a Knife by Choice reviews
No one-not even his best friend-knew.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Landing at 10 pm by superninjagurl reviews
Kurt has been away, being the great superstar that he is, and finally is able to get home to the love of his life. A very fluffy one-shot, set in a purtilicious future. Established relationship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Gemma and The Hallway Hands by emo-geek-87 reviews
McKinley High gets a new school nurse and she takes special notice of one Noah Puckerman... Get your mind out of the gutter... not that kind of notice. SLASH. As Of Chapter 5 also Finn/Mercedes and Will/Gemma OC
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,745 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sneaky Gays by PurtFiend reviews
Kurt has quite a strong reaction to Sue's rant about Sneaky Gays it would help to watch the clip before you read this story. He gets support from an unlikely source. Puck - who else Serious kinky slash. Be warned!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Daydream In That Small Town by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt loses some he loves. SLASH.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Glist by PurtFiend reviews
Kurt is absolutely desperate to get his name on the glist so he enlists Puck's help to become an A lister. Rated M for marvelously slashy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Lucky Charm by PurtFiend reviews
Turns out Kurt is Puck's Lucky Charm. Will the luck stay with the pair? Rated T though there is some swearing, slash and some sexual words. It's also a humor romance story - The last two chapters are up the story is now complete. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Texts and Insanity by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I give you fever, huh? by superninjagurl reviews
Ten years after graduation, it is time for the McKinley High School Reunion. Kurt and Puck thinks back on an encounter which changed their lives. It's only mild angst! You probably won't even cry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Morning Blend Of Me and You by Choice reviews
Puck's MISadventures in Kurt-proofing his apartment. - WARNING: Serious domesticity!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Puppy Love by K00K reviews
In an attempt to solidify some common ground between them, Puck suggests he and Kurt adopt a puppy. Established relationship. Warnings: Slash, rated T for Puck-ness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Little Sister by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt, Puck and his sister meet at a Wal-Mart. SLASH
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Don't I Get A Dream For Myself by niblettk reviews
Kurt is diagnosed with the same disease that killed his mother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Something for the Fellas by emo-geek-87 reviews
Jonny McGovern helps Puck tell Kurt he's gay and wants to bang him. SLASH
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Coming Out Singing by K00K reviews
Kurt stumbles upon a song that's an absolutely perfect way to out him and Puck to the glee club. Established relationship. Warnings: language, suggestive Puck-ness. T for safety.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Not a Victim by Crawler reviews
Kink meme fill: Puck is pretty sure a rape victim is supposed to be upset or angry or... or anything other than the indifference Kurt Hummel is showing. He'll do whatever it takes to make that boy feel again. Puck/Kurt, Kurt/OC non-con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Remote Superiority by PurtFiend reviews
Here are our two heros once again at odds with each other. They both want the TV remote. Kurt is self-righteous, Puck is being a jerk. Just an excuse to write some sexy slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Just Breathe by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Sequel to "Breathe, Kurt" Kurt is learning to deal with his Panic Disorder again, with the help of Finn and Puck. But it's not easy keeping secrets and a harmless prank might ruin everything. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Whose Gay Line Is It Anyways? by PurtFiend reviews
Well Mr. Schue decides to shake up the Gleeks by getting them to do a little improv. Our two favourite heros Puck and Kurt go toe to toe against each other. Umm What could possibly happen? A little kissing, and hoefully a lot of fun!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Learning to Be Okay by FreeSmiles reviews
Removed
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Burt H., Puck - Complete
Fandango by Natsu reviews
In which Puck learns some new moves. Slash. Kurt/Puck.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
FBI Puck Vs Thief Kurt by InTheClosetFangirls reviews
This Is My 1st Fic. Be Nice. FBI Puck Vs Thief Kurt. Kinda Says It All. I Hope Its Good. Enjoy
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by Sushi Chi reviews
Puck can't sleep, Kurt has a surprise and Burt has to go to the police station. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Reason by IceQueenRia reviews
SEQUEL to 'I'd Lie' A devestated Puck believes Kurt doesn't love him. Thinking Kurt loves Finn, Puck wonders if he should act more like his former best friend. The reason? Simple, Puck loves Kurt. Puck/Kurt SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,404 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Six Impossible Things by made.of.bees reviews
Kurt/Puck silly little thing inspired by Alice in Wonderland. "Sometimes, Kurt liked to believe six impossible things before breakfast." Fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Puck's Discovery by xelectrogirlx reviews
When Kurt's bag is emptied on the ground by the dumpster by the football team - Puck happens upon a DVD that has rolled out. A DVD entitled 'Single Ladies' which turns out to be a video of Kurt dancing, conjuring up some very untoward feelings in Puck...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,015 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by SciFiSlashFreak reviews
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman acted like a lot of things but apparently his age was not on the list. In fact it seemed as of lately he had jumped in an imaginary time machine and gone back to the second grade. A Puck/Kurt 1-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Hummel Project by niblettk reviews
Finn and Puck are weirdly protective of Kurt. This was written as a fluffy sort-of sequel to my ficlet "The Trevor Project," but it can stand alone.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
It's Fashion, Baby by Scarecrowqueen reviews
In which a pair of shoes somehow plays matchmaker, or the one in which Kurt and Puck explore their theatricality. Puck/Kurt pre-slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Birthday Boy by Alice Rozen reviews
Puck is throwing a party, but no one knows it's actually a birthday party for Kurt, not even Kurt himself.Puck\Kurt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Kids Say The Damndest by HarryFado reviews
Time Stamp to Words Get In The Way: Kurt tries to teach Nicky some new words.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good by Loony4moony816 reviews
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter. Puck/Kurt , Puck-Kurt-Finn friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You Could Save Me by HarryFado reviews
Puck is a bodyguard who takes on a privileged client. Sparks of all kinds fly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,778 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
I Owe You by PurtFiend reviews
Puck's life is saved and he'll do anything to pay back the favour. Rated T but there is some hard slash and strong language. I don't own the Glee or the characters. I love reviews - who doesn't!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I Never Promised You A Rose Garden by HarryFado reviews
isn't always a rose garden
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Concert by PUCKurt up buttercup reviews
Kurt has something to tell Puck after the concert.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Five Times They Wished for Silence by tamzinrose reviews
A Diva-Off Challenge Fic: Other people call them names, Puck shoots his mouth off and Kurt gets weird when he feels guilty.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Gives Me Hope by Loony4moony816 reviews
How Noah Puckerman is a sweetheart
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Things Change by streetsoflondon reviews
Puck really doesn't want to risk getting another girl pregnant. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I'd Lie by IceQueenRia reviews
Everyone assumed Kurt loved Finn but they were wrong, not that it mattered. Even if someone did stop to ask Kurt who he really loved, he’d lie. Inspired by the song ‘I’d Lie’ by Taylor Swift. Disregards Quinn's Pregnancy. Kurt/Puck SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,516 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Movement by Simplybofa reviews
I stare at my phone. It smiles up at me. Savior on speed dial four, it whispers. It’s gleeful, but I’m pained. Noah. PUCK/KURT TWOSHOT.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Could He Really Be That Bad by pseudo-shigure reviews
Slash. AU-ish. Puck is the bad boy that you know is a bad news, but you can't really resist.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Notice by daisychains123 reviews
Puck doesn't realise, but Kurt notices a lot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
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Kurt and Noah's infinite playlist reviews
This is where I'll post random oneshots or drabbles that are inspired by songs. This is in no way related to the movie "Nick and Norah's infinite playlist" - I just borrowed the title. Puckurt of course and ratings vary and the maximum will probably be T
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Need You Now reviews
They're both broken, how can they make it through this hell? Inspired by Lady Antebellum's Need You Now. It's mostly angst & romance but I have 2 alternative ending ideas and one's for you happy ending people.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Scarecrow song inspired fic reviews
"This had been a mistake. Having hope had been a mistake." Just a small angsty thing I wrote because I was procrastinating. Inspired by one of my favourite songs: Scarecrow by Between the Trees. Established Puckurt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete