![]() Author has written 1 story for Teen Titans. name: Jessica birthday: march 1st favorite... color: light blue and black movie: big time movie band(s): big time rush, one direction, paramore, Evenesance, JoJo, Britt Nicole, imagine dragons, Christina Perri, Avril Lavigne, the fray, Adele, 30 seconds to mars, my chemical romance, and lots more that I cant think of. animal: wolf, or my dog buddy that I love to death IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Etc.) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting. Opening Credits: dynamite - Taio Cruz Waking Up: tragedy - Christina Perri Fight Song: good in goodbye - Carrie underwood Breaking Up: till I forget about you - big time rush Prom night: distance - Christina Perri first job: bad reputation - Avril Lavigne Life: I'm with you - Avril Lavigne Mental Breakdown: what the hell - Avril Lavigne Driving: you found me - the fray Flashback: nothing even matters - big time rush Getting back together: rumor has it - Adele Wedding: show me - big time rush Birth of Child: fireflies - owl city Final Battle: this is war - 30 seconds to mars Funeral Song: welcome to the black parade - my chemical romance Final Credits: crushcrushcrush - paramore hey peeps if you are checking out my profile please read and review my story down there thanks!!! I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read comics, so I MUST be a loser. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends. I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not. If you're against stereotypes, repost this!!! You Know You're a Book Nerd If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc. You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer. You've got a book memorized. You've read a specific book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. If you're a book nerd, post this on your profile. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we messed up...Wanna do it again once we get bailed out?" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel. BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A friend hates your ex-boyfriend; Best Friends flirt with him just to annoy you. A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them. A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE? A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Cooooookiiiies?" A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you. A friend says "I love your dogs!" Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them. A friend will encourage you to go after a guy you like. A Best Friend will throw a chip at his head, point at you, and scream, "IT WAS HER!" to get you to talk to him. A friend doesn't say anything when your boyfriend cheats. A Best Friend tells you everything, cheers you up, and then helps you plan his demise. A friend will shrink away from you when you start singing along to a song on the radio of a store. A Best Friend will make people pay money to watch you. A friend will borrow your things, and then give it back. A Best Friend will wreck and/or lose what they borrowed, say "Oops." and give you a tissue. A friend will take away your drink when they think you've had enough. A Best Friend will watch you stumbling around, scowl, and say, "Finish that up! You know we don't waste, girl!" Friends: Disappear after graduation. Best Friends: Are there when you're 90 at the local Senor Center talking about the nutty things you've done together. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, GothicPunk123, supergirl5214 If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends think I am weird 4 this one) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DONT DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%. (I am actually part of the 97% who would be telling him not to do, I just thought this was funny!) If you have ever read a 2,500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, GothicPunk123, supergirl5214 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, GothicPunk123, supergirl5214 If you ever have staring contests with the mirror, you know what to do. If you think that Justin Bieber needs to !@*&ing DIE, Copy and Paste this onto your profile. If you think Animals are better then humans, do what you need to do. (No. I don't mean to use the facilities.) If you have slapped a book because a character was stupid. Copy and Paste. If you are reading this, Copy and Paste this onto your Profile. If You love Dinosaur's, Copy and Paste. If you think Liar's Dice is the best game ever, You know what to do. If you Get excited when your Story get's 5 hits, copy and paste this. If you Love Leo Valdez, Copy and Paste this. If you think Percy is an idiot, Copy and Past this. If You have ever accidentally Lit something on fire, Copy and Paste. If You have ever made cupcake batter explode, Copy and Paste. (I have Before. My Cat had a feast.) If you have more than 3 animals, copy and paste this. (I have five cats, a dog, and a Parrot. so i have way more then 3.) If you have ever shouted really random things at random times, Copy and Paste. (I shouted something random at my sister's wedding. No joke.) If Jon Cozart is hot, Copy and Paste. (Omg. He's on FIRE!) If you realized that there wasn't a coma at the copy and paste above, Copy and Paste. If you just looked up there and realized I tricked you, Copy and Paste this. If You are grinning stupidly, Copy and Paste. Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are uniq RANDOM SAYINGS: Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like Slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. A Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. The MR Pledge I promise to remember Max, whenever I must lead. I promise to remember Fang when I would rather not speak. I promise to remember Iggy, whenever something explodes. I promise to remember Nudge when someone just keeps talking. I promise to remember Gassy when it just plain stinks. I promise to remember Angel when someone manipulates. I promise to remember Jeb when someone is a traitor. I promise to remember Ari whenever life's not fair. I promise to remember Lissa and Brigid when they are a player. I promise to remember these, cross my heart, hope to sing, and take a chainsaw to my wing. 1. What time is it?: 3:37 2. What is your name? Jessica 3. What do you want to do? Find a story that's not like crap XP 4. Where do you wanna live? England, or somewhere in my hometown 5. How many kids do you want? uhhhhh...I don't really know at this point... 6. Do you want to get married? yeah when I find Mr.Right 7. have you ever done drugs? no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. NEVER!!!!!! 8. what do you like on your pizza? ummm...everything except anchovies and mushrooms. 9. Can you cross your eyes? uhhh...sometimes 10. Do you make your bed daily? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what planet do you come from?!?!?!? heck to the no!!! Stupid test: 18 or lower means you’re not stupid. x -Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. x -Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. x -You have ran into a glass/screen door. -You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. x -You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total so far= 4 x-You have ran into a tree. - It IS possible to lick your elbow x-You just tried to lick your elbow -You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. -You just tried to sing them . x -You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen -You have choked on your own spit. -You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. -You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice -You just looked at it. -Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (How does this make you stupid?) x-People have called you slow. total so far=8 - You have accidentally caught something on fire x -You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. x-You have caught yourself drooling. -You’ve fallen asleep in class -If someone says “fart” you laugh. -You just laughed. total so far=10 x -Sometimes you just stop thinking x -You tell a story and forget what you were talking about x-People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you x -You are often told to use your “inside voice”. x-You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far=15 -You have eaten a bug. x -You are taking this test when you should be doing something important x-You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it x-You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket total so far= 18 -You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. x -You break a lot of things. -Your friends know not to use big words around you --You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused x -You have fallen out of your chair before x -When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling total so far= 21 total= 21 crap...I'm an idiot aren't I?????? I am that girl, I AM THE GIRL I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, Sev'slittlesecret, Shadow Lily Potter, Crescent Luna Moon, Nix54, supergirl5214 |
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