Amy gives Sheldon a serum that awakens his carnal side in hopes he focuses all his lust and attention the object of his desire: HER. Only...it's not her. - Sheldon/Penny - OOC -

Let's take a step back. What if the prank on Hannah didn't lead to her death? Or even happen? What if Mike and Matt backed out? What if a year later the boys of Until Dawn come back to the lodge in order to experiment their sexual desires for each other. Or maybe just one? Joshua Washington. Josh has the floor and his charm leave Mike, Chris, and Matt weak to please him. ;)

Originally posted on livejournal as a request fic. Posting it here to see what people think. Vampire!lock time ;) Summary: Sherlock is a vampire that has been looking for a mate for over 1000 years, he unexpectedly finds one in the form of an ex-Army Doctor named John Watson.

They say love is a powerful weapon. Is it powerful to save the Dark Lord? Watch as he builds his legacy through the greatest witch of the age. Lily Evans, his daughter. This is going to be a father/daughter incest story. Sorry if that bothers you guys. Not much of Harry Potter.

Sheldon asks Penny an unexpected question. SHENNY

He's Tony Stark, and he's just saved the world. That should give him even the tiniest bit of merit, right? Wrong. Fury hits him up for more of his shit and the rest of the Avengers aren't that welcoming. Bruce might be the only sun on a rainy day. Well. SHIELD is a drain on his resources and he's never played well with teams. Why should he start now?

Ronee, Martin and the rest of the family are in for the ride of their lives when they learn that things aren't as they appear to be with Martin. How can the family cope after they learn the cause of Martin's recent odd behavior?

Written for timepetalsprompts weekly ficlet prompt, scars. The Doctor just wanted to fix up some cuts Rose got on their latest adventure. He gets more than he bargained for when he asks her about some scars on her back. Nine/Rose and Rose/Jimmy Stone; dark. Teen for a reason; mentions of sex, physical abuse, some psychological abuse. And I call Jimmy a bastard. He deserves it.

Jesse drops by Saul's office and sparks fly, but not the sparks either of them expected. Fluff with angst at the end. One-shot, rated T because nothing in this universe is rated G. Title comes from the song "Collide" by Howie Day.

There's a rule in the B.S.A.A. that says pets aren't allowed in the dorms. So how does the Captain fix the problem of his A.T.L. bringing in a cute little injured puppy?

Harry is tired of fake friendships and finally lets loose. Contains bashing of Ron and Ginny! If you don't like don't read!

After running away from a science facility, Piers wonders if surviving was a terrible idea. Its five years later. Life has moved on and most likely everyone forgotten him. because he was considered dead. But, what happens when he meets up with his Captain again and exactly how will things turn out for the two? PiersxChris, yaoi. Rated M for Language and Sexual Content.

Nick is invited to another one of the mysterious Gatsby's wild parties, though this one ends much differently than what he expected. He learns something about himself-as well as Gatsby-that changes the dynamic between them entirely. Contains adult situations and languages, as well as Nick x Gatsby.

It is four years after the war and a married Hermione and Draco are forced to return to England from their home in France. How will everyone react when they see the two? Will friendships survive, strengthen, or will they be torn asunder?

Gatsby lives. Romance and Drama ensues. Nick/Gatsby

Set after GitF. Assume that the Doctor and Rose were already intimately involved prior to the ordeal in eighteenth century France. Rose decides to leave. The Doctor wants to win her back. But is there more to her departure than his betrayal of her trust?

When Bertie falls victim to a terrible crime, Jeeves realises he must take matters into his own hands. Warnings for rape and violence.

Rhett and Link fanfic. Will not give anything away here, just know that this is basically me just fulfilling my fangirl fantasies. Link suffers heartbreak, and Rhett is the only one he trusts to put him back together. Rating is subject to change, wink wink.

'It was nearly time to close the shop - when a late customer stepped in and approached the counter. Saul sighed inwardly and turned towards him. His heart almost stopped. It was a familiar face and it looked right at him with big light blue eyes.' Jesse finds Saul in Nebraska and all of a sudden their lives don't seem so hopeless anymore... Better Call Saul Crossover

What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)

It was meant to be the happiest week of her life: an engagement party this week, the actual event in the next. So why was Ginny alone in a stall, listening to the man she loved make love to another woman?

Jesse and Walt are a married couple going on five years of domestic drudgery. When Jesse discovers Walt's been hiding a cancer diagnosis, he pays a visit to divorce attorney Saul Goodman. But Walt isn't letting Jesse go without a fight, and his combative tactics all but push Jesse toward Saul, who's everything Walt isn't.

"Do you ever find that one person that, without them, your life just feels... grayscale?" / The Doctor is sinking deeper into a funk without Rose. Rose is missing him too. Will they find eachother again? {RosexTen, slight AU, T for mild cursing. No Tentoo or Martha} {PM me if you'd like to continue this yourself, I'm not coming back here}

Starts on the very first episode of That 70s Show. What if Jackie and Eric had feelings for each other? How would they deal with it? This story takes an alternate route on the entire That 70s Show series.

After the events of Felina, Jesse tracks Saul down to Omaha, Nebraska and asks him to find Brock. What happens instead gives Jesse a chance at a normal life, the happily-ever-after he's been searching for in a post-Heisenberg haze. But Jesse's haunted by his past in more ways than one, and it's not long before the ghost of Walter White threatens to unravel Jesse's new life.

Teenlock. John tells Sherlock that he may join the army. Sherlock is not pleased-not one bit.

This story takes place in an AU in which the End of Time had a very different conclusion. The Doctor never regenerated, instead going slowly madder year after year. By now he's crazy enough to try to get Rose Tyler back. And crazy enough that he doesn't care about altering multiple universes to do it.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

As a series of severe panic attacks work away at John's mental and physical health, Sherlock is left to determine whether this is the work of an enemy, or if there is something that John is hiding. Post Reichenbach / Dark themes / Established Johnlock / Slash / Second draft / COMPLETE 7/6/14

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Jill Valentine is still traumatized by the horrible things Wesker had made her do. But, Chris Redfield, her long time boyfriend is not giving up on her. This fact has stumped all their friends and family. But, what happens when Chris meets someone familiar on a mission that will change his life. I stopped at chapter 19. Story will be continued in a rewrite eventually.

Piers fully expected to die, but by some miracle, he survived the Neo-Umbrella facility. Chris wrestles with the guilt while doing everything he can to help the young ace regain his memory - and not entirely for unselfish reasons...Nivansfield. Rated Mature.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

A series of Valentine's Day oneshots about everyone's favorite couples.

It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.

The story of how Joey and Rachel's relationship actually began and didn't end with her slaps. A different take on 'The One With Ross's Tan' where Rachel and Joey stay together

Bruce has a migraine. Written with TheBustyBarmaid, who is actually like this when she has one of these.

Begins summer after fifth year. Harry is stuck at the Dursleys until a phone call changes his life. With goblins, the muggle government, and one Hermione Granger at his back Harry is ready for change and eager to leave an unjust, cruel, and stupid magical world behind. AU, summary not as good as it probably could be, H/Hr

"Well, you see… I was wondering if, perhaps, you'd like to go on a sort of … date, if you will, old sport." Nick/Jay.

Follows the events after Roseanne's death from the day she died to Darlene and David's honeymoon. Loosely based on late season 8, and early season 9 and is Dan-Centric, but involves all members of the Conner family. PLEASE REVIEW!

Jesse gets shot while out on the job with Mike.

AU. Chris is just your regular, everyday guy... except for the fact that he's a vampire. One day while he's roaming the streets he finds a lone man collapsed on the floor... Beaten, shot, and covered in blood... lots of blood... The only thing Chris could focus on... was all the blood oozing out of that man's body... Nivanfield! . some naughty or graphic scenes to come ;)

Joey wants to make a small change in his and Chandler's friendship, but it ends up changing much more than either of them could have expected. A Joey/Chandler slash

He had every right to be concerned anyway. Jay/Nick. Oneshot.

Chris is an engaged man about to marry the love of his life... until a bachelor party happens and a joke goes way too far. AU [Nivanfield] Three-Shot

2x01. He thought his world was crashing down around him again, until she sat up and screamed. Oneshot.

Chris becomes obsessed with Piers. With a building desire that he simply can't control, Chris kidnaps his own A.T.L. under the false lure of a celebration meal after a mission well done, all to ensure that Piers will never be able to leave him. Nivanfield, prompt from tumblr.

[Updated] Have you even wondered what would've happened if Niles had confessed his love for Daphne sooner? What if he never married Mel and Daphne never got engaged? These are all questions I have pondered for years and will answer for you. This is the untold story of what it could've been...(rating has to do with sexual tension/innuendo)

"I'm going to Australia," Hermione said, her voice not much louder than a whisper, the sentence almost getting lost in the breeze. "I'm going to try to - to get my parents." Harry sipped his coffee at that, not really knowing what to say. He thought he felt his heart constrict a little but he immediately dismissed it as nothing when the hot drink scalded the roof of his mouth.

This fic takes place during season 8, after Mark and Becky are married but before Darlene and David tie the knot. We explore the possibility of Mark taking an interest in Darlene instead of Becky.

Something from my imagination inserted into the episode "And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon (Part 1)". Daphne and Niles share their doubts about feeling worthy of love. My first fan faction submission. Tell me what you think!

A Randler story that takes place pre-Mondler. I just wrote this as an experimental fic to see how Randler might play out, as it's always been in the back of my mind since their encounter in the 80's, plus Rachel's fantasy about him in the flashback episode. If it's not your thing, that's fine but please don't comment just to complain about the ship. It's fictional.

John is furious and leaves the flat after an argument with Sherlock. John wents missing and now Sherlock tries his hardest to get his only friend back. Along the way he discovers that maybe John means more to him than Sherlock had thought. Johnlock

Hand holding is out for the Doctor and Rose, at least for a couple of days. Surely it can't be that hard...

Pre-reichenbach. Sherlock's in a bit of trouble with John. Fluff. Johnlock. Oneshot. I don't know. Just something I wrote earlier. Please read and review!

When John Watson died, very few were left to mourn him. (Not a sad fic. Happy fic. Joy here)

Post-RE6. Chris and Piers are partners again, but its too good to be true. Nivanfield, PiersXJake, read the rating!

Olivia is trying to keep her feelings for him from coming out, but when he comes into work one day wearing a blue tie that makes his eyes look angelic, will she be able to hold them in for much longer? This my first 2-shot. Please let me know what you think and if you have any suggestions. Love you guys!

Daphne had returned from the spa where she trimmed down over a month ago. Yet Niles had a problem. He couldn't stop obsessing about her. It was affecting his practice. Niles went to therapist for help. His heart dropped when his therapist recommended he stop seeing Daphne for a month. How could Niles survive a month without her when a day without her seems like a month in itself?

Ross is deeply in love with Rachel, but Rachel just doesn't feel the same way. He has started to act really dangerously, is Ross really who they think he is? J/R M/C and P/M

Johnlock. Just a sweet, light-hearted one involving John accidentally saying Sherlock's name in his sleep.

Sherlock. Hmm? Why do you keep calling my name; why not call Mrs. Hudson? I like saying your name. (Hopefully better than description)

Clara wants to know who this Rose is, but the TARDIS insists that she is Classified. Set after Cold War

Lestrade comes to 221B looking for help and notices something odd about John and Sherlock. Well odder than normal. Just silly stuff to make you smile! :-)

AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.

You should never take things for granted but some people learn that after it's to late and you lose your chance. So Chris is beating himself up over it wishing for a different ending. So lets give him one. Warning ahead this is Mostly Nivansfield so yes its M/M so read at your own risk.

Olivia wakes up in the hospital. Maureen is sitting next to her. Liv is confused. She can't remember the last five years. The doctor wants Liv to remember on her own. Olivia has many questions. Does her old partner Elliot know the answers?

He doesn't even know what he's looking for by being here. Maybe he's looking for some peace and quiet, maybe he's looking for some answers. Mostly, he thinks he's looking for the kind of clarity he had when she was alive. - post 8x24, Mark/Lexie one-shot R&R.

John and Mary really hit it off, but there's something Sherlock's not saying.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

John is utterly clueless when it comes to things not in a pretty skirt, but that doesn't stop them from loving him for their own reasons and fighting for him. Naturally, this does more harm than good for poor John.

Rose wakes up strapped to a table with no knowledge of how she got there. Someone is forcing the vortex back into her mind, but why? A whole universe away, a certain Professor whispers 'Bad Wolf' into The Doctor's ear. It seems only the TARDIS can save them now. REUNION FIC! 10/Rose AU Silence in the Library, Turn Left, Stolen Earth, Journey's End

OOC. One- shot. 10/Rose/Martha. Jealousy makes people do unthinkable things... What if Rose came back and Martha sent her away before the Doctor saw her? Post- Doomsday, Pre- season 4.

Bruce is always afraid. When that fear makes him run to a remote island near India, Tony is determined to find him and bring him back home because Bruce is his (a concept that Bruce has clearly not grasped). After all, who else is going to put up with his loud music, constant need to science, and blueberry fetish? Sequel to The Golden Rule. Can be read alone. Mild swearing.

Tony Stark does not share. Ever. It is a rule known by everyone. Except one day Bruce messes with Jarvis and lives to tell about it, leading the Avengers to modify the Golden Rule: Tony Stark does not share with anyone except Bruce Banner. Ever. ScienceBros.

When The Doctor gets a chance to visit Rose in Pete's World, he takes it without hesitation. But is he ready to face the consequences of his previous actions? Rose, Tenth Doctor, Tenth Doctor Duplicate. Set some time after Journey's End.

From a prompt: five times that Tony and Bruce defended each other, and the one time they didn't have to. Slash.

allow me to alter the teeniest, tiniest detail of the plane crash and watch as it changes everything. one-shot

Olivia has finally had enough and goes searching for Elliot. What happens when nobody has seen him since he turned in his papers? "Captain, that's not Elliot's signature. He didn't sign those papers." Keep in mind, love is bittersweet.

She was dead.Walter had shot her.He had lost her again.A part of him died with her. 1rst fic to ever upload!4x22

What's a poor green rage monster do when a car alarm keeps going off? Well, be a nice guy and turn it off, of course!

Just some Rose/Doctor fluffiness. Set the night after Doomsday, had Rose been able to stay. R&R

He'd failed to save the one person that meant more to him than the entire universe, and now Rose was dead. But, nightmares always seem real, so what happens when the Doctor wakes to find Rose isn't really dead? 10/Rose Rated T for violent situations.

Rose has a mysterious CD that she's trying to hide from the Doctor. However, the Doctor is determined to see what's on it. Ten/Rose one shot, pure fluff!

Set in the SwitchVerse. At the end of an adventure, in which they quite unsurprisingly managed to upset the locals, the Doctor realises something's severely upset Rose, he instantly goes to comfort her but finds it's much worse than he ever thought.

In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.

There's something not quite right with Rose, something the Doctor can't quite put his finger on, but it might just be what he needs to see what's been in front of him all along. 10/Rose

Sherlock does not like the interest John takes in Jim from IT.

Chandler and Rachel find themselves in some interesting, uhm...circumstances. Please READ & REVIEW! My first Rachel/Chandler fiction piece.

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr

It started with the necklace. When he was 5, Draco befriended a Muggle the same time little Hermione befriended a boy who was into magic. Years later, they unknowingly meet again. How they going to remember each other when the minds is stuck with hatred? *mixture of cannon/non cannon*

And why is he pretending to be me? John Moriarty would really like to know who the hell this weird Jim bloke is and why he's impersonating him. Like John would ever try to kill Sherlock, the only truly interesting person he's ever met.

Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!

Stu blinks and squints and tries to see in the dim lighting of the closet he's just been unceremoniously dragged into. PhilxStu slash

James Potter wasn't your average pureblood; he was special. You see, the Potter bloodline was gifted. It was a secret amongst the family that if a Potter passed away before finding their soul mate, they would be brought back to life.

Another what if for the climax of TGG. "That little dizzy spell you had a couple of minutes ago wasn't just adrenaline, Doctor Watson." Friendship, but could be pre-slash if you like.

John wanted to go to a party: Sherlock decided that the best time to catch criminals is Christmas Eve. Turns out you can get shot outside of the army, too. When John takes a turn for the worse, Sherlock begins thinking about Christmas miracles. One-Shot.

An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr

They meet again in London and everything changes. AU after S4 crossover.

Jess/Dean slash AU. Jess returns to Stars Hollow for a break and he's different, older and maturer. He runs into his one-time arch nemesis, Dean, under unusual circumstances, and discovers a whole new perspective of him that Jess never knew or saw before

What happens after the series ended. A Chris-Lore story. It gets a little dark in Chapter 6, but goes back to being happy! I like a little drama thats all. I do not own any thing related to the Gilmore Girls. Please please please review!

Danny thinks a relationship with his best friend is impossible until a late night confession. Hot Fuzz.

Their story wasn't finished. This couldn't be the end of the road. There had to be more, Christopher was sure of it.

Harry suffers from several betrayals and comes into several new gifts, including a title to the Wizarding throne.

COMPLETED! Hermione Granger has been betrayed by her very close friends. She meets up with her old friends & goes back to her other school. When she goes back to Hogwarts, she's arriving in style! GINNY BASHINGS! HG/BZ/DM/OMC-BT.

Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

Takes place right after the Tri-Wizard tournament. Harry is used by Dumbledore and Snape. Remus and Sirius decided to help him out. Add a romance with Hermione and a baby and who knows what else. Mentions MPREG.