My Name's The Lovely Zee. I live in the states but want to move to Europe after completing college. I love food and cooking as well as reading. Running and exercise is my passion as well helping people. I like to read "AH" Twilight stories and almost anything else out there besides "pron" and anime stories. My favorites include:

Books: Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Shiver, Linger, Legend, Crossed, Skined, Uglies

TV Shows: LOST, Vampire Diaries, Skins (UK)

Bands/Artists: The Killers, Death Cab for Cutie, Phoenix, Coldplay, Foster the People, Passion Pit, Airbourne Toxic Event

Preferred Relationships:

Rose Weasley/Scorpius Malfoy

Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy

Hermione Granger/Sirius Black

Clary Fray(Morgenstern)/Jace Lightwood(Herondale)

Alec Lightwood/Magnus

Damon Salvatore/Elena Gilbert

Renesmee Cullen/Jacob Black

Bella Swan/Edward Cullen

Things that piss me off within the relm of FanFiction:
1) Incest; could you really not think of anything better to do then ruin what was already set out and in perfect condition? You just had to ruin my brain/mentally scar me.

2) Extremely long author's notes that have absolutely no point whatsoever and just waste my time. People, there isn't that much you need to say about your story. Let people who have imaginations do the thinking for once in their lives. Or chapters that are just author's notes and aren't deleted. Who wants an interruption in their story? Certainly not me.

3) People who use threats to get reviews; (As in "I'm not going to finish this story/post a new chapter if I don't get X amount of reviews") Really, saying "Please review" is one thing, but a lot of people take it too far.

4) Flames; They are pointless and show that you are a spineless coward and have little to no education. If you're going to yell at some one at least make sure 90 per cent of the grammar is correct, and that you have your username down so that I can yell back. :) "Lyk owmygawd this stoie suxs! UR so stupd!! G0 k1ll ur self" is really not something that makes me sad. It just makes me think there is no home for humanity.

5) People who don't ready an original work but post a story; seriously? Do I need to even explain? If you're going to write something at least make sure that you know which characters are male and which characters are female. I will never forget the drabble I read about Draco "Tracey" Malfoy and Hermy Granger. Draco is a man, thankyouverymuch.

6) People who take fanfiction too seriously. I read your reviews and I laugh.

7) People don't fucking hit enter; No, I will not read a story that is just one big effing paragraph! Formatting here people, formatting. Enough said.

8) People who don't actually put a summary in the summary; Why? Is it that hard to write "Draco and Hermione fall in love"?

IN PROGRESS:

NUMEROUS SCOROSE/DRAMIONE DRABBLES

Nothing too special I might let one out every once in a while if they don't suck too much

SCAR MEMOIRS

Hermione, in an effort to further her career, has helped Malfoy turn her boss at St. Mungo's to a client of his. In a case of "nothing could get worse", Hermione finds out that Draco's boss is intending to kill Gilderwash, her own boss. She begs Draco to save him and he reluctantly agrees. Then, Draco's boss turns Draco and Hermione into the Ministry of Magic, claiming that the two have been illegal hunting down people and receiving money for it. Draco and Hermione then run off to avoid being arrested. The two then endure months of hiding and running in which love, hate and lust all boil to the top of their relationship and Hermione finds herself giving into temptation.

FINISHED

THE DRAGON's PLUMMET

One night at the Halloween Masquerade Ball, Hermione encounters a dark-haired man who goes by the name "The Dragon." She feels herself start to fall for the stranger as their midnight encounters become more frequent. But something else is working in on the witch, Draco Malfoy has returned from his stay at Azkaban and is back with a vengeance as a more mature man. What happened in Azkaban to make him so stiff? Hermione is determined to know but his frequent random snog session with her in the back of the library aren't really helping. Hermione also has a feeling that Blaise isn't telling her something she needs to know, but what could it be?

Just for fun how I see Rose and the rest of her family:

ROSALYN ANNABETH WEASLEY: Ravenclaw, red bushy hair, brown eyes, born April 17th 2006, Stubborn and confident yet flustered when it comes to Scorpius, Head Girl in her seventh year and at the top of her class all 7 years

Best Friend: Albus or Hugo

Nickname: Rosie or Rose

Actor: Alyson Hannigan

SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY:

Slytherin, white blonde hair, grey eyes, born January 9th 2006, Cunning, Sly, Sarcastic, "sex god", is said to be caring at sometimes, Head boy in seventh year and behind Rose in grades every year

Best Friend: Albus or Hugo

Nickname: Scorp

Actor: Alex Pettyfer

And their children...

PERSEUS ABRUS DRACO MALFOY

Slytherin, curly white blonde hair, chocolate eyes, born October 12th 2029, Confident and stubborn like Rose yet ignorant and a ladies' man like Scorpius, Head Boy in his seventh year and prefect in his 5th and 6th, Quidditch prodigy as captain in 5th year

Best Friend: Aurorie Lily Potter (Albus' daughter) or Christian Zabini ( Blaise's grandson)

Nickname: Pers, Percy, Seuss.

Actor as teen:Toby Hemmingway

PHOENIX BELLIS JEAN MALFOY

Ravenclaw, red straight hair, light grey eyes, born February 14th 2033, Smart like Rose and cocky like Scorpius, Ravenclaw Quidditch captain in fourth year and considered a Quidditch prodigy like brother, prefect.

Best Friend: Max Thomas Weasley (Hugo's son) or Alexander Harry Potter (James' son)

Nicknames: Nexie Bellis, Nix, Pho, Enix.

Actress as teen: Emma Stone

"oh my god! lay off malfloy, okay? she may be a pain in the ass but she's my pain in the ass."

"I can't go to pigfarts because its on mars!"

"RUMBLEROARE!"

"You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school? That Hermione Granger. You know what I would give her on a scale of 1 to 10? 1, 1 being the ugliest and 10 would be the most pretty... an 8. An 8.5! Or a 9. No more than a 9.8, because there's always room for improvement. Of course I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it."

"Red Vines...What the hell can't they do?"

"Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!"

"I STOWED away in my fathers fanny pack... So that I could stop them."

"SIRIUS BLAAACK! SSIIIRIUUUSSS BLAAAACK! SIRIUUSSSS BLA- ohp! Checkmate! SIRRRIUUUUUSSS BLAAACKKK!"

"Yes! The Hogwarts jaguar... Responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year! Especially in my office... *cough*cough* *deep voice* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that...*regular voice* Yes...Who said that? ...Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft adorable paws that he trips over when he's running to fast..."

"I… am a racist.*Dean Thomas stands up, offended* I despise gingers, and mudbloods, I hate gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents, do you want to be my friend?"

"You know, using the potty is a GREAT time to socialize! You just look over to the stall next to you, and you just have a right chat with your neighbor! 'Oh! Hello there! First time using the potty too, eh? Pfffft. Good luck, my man.' "

"Oh shit! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! I'm sorry. Shoot!. I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards."

"Did you get my text?"

"GO HOME TERRORIST!"

"Pigfarts, Pigarts here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!"

A VERY POTTER MUSICAL AND A VERY POTTER SEQUEL