Hi guys! I'm TeaOwl!

So, I really don't have much to tell you about me now, but I'll just throw something in real quick. I'm a huge Warriors fan. :D

I can't really tell you my Warrior name, because I have too many. (x3) But, again, that's why you can just call me TeaOwl.

"If My Life Were A Movie, It Would Probably Just Be A Few Hours Of Me Sitting And Reading A Book."

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someone's face.

I will think of Windclan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's being teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of Starclan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When someone holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose a path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherry and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is dummy cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is twenty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

How to annoy your parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend that you have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go in their room at 4am and say "Good morning sunshines!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder.

9. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. Talk to a pen.

12. Switch the light button on and off for a while then yell "OH! I GET IT!"

13. Try to climb the wall.

14. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I can see dead people"

15. Eat your hair.

16. At everything they say, yell "LIAR!"

17. When you take a shower yell "I'M DROWNING!"

18. Tap on their door all night and say "Can I eat the cat?"

19. Talk to the commercial guy on the TV about your problems.