20-something year old student studying Chemistry Masters.

My penname is the name of one of my cats (along with the avatar). He always gets into fights and pees everywhere, but he lets me do the 'reloading shotgun' thing with him so he gets this 'honour'. And yeah, I'm British and I'm gonna put those redundant 'u's everywhere!

I love to procrastinate by spending my time reading/writing fanfiction instead of lab reports - "I added x to y and managed not to blow myself up. Therefore, am best chemist ever. Nobel Prize now plzkthx."

KakaSaku is my all-time favourite pairing but any other crack pairing involving Sakura will do. However, I don't mind what happens in the manga. Ultimately I think Naruto deserves her better than Sasuke but NaruHina is too cute.

Current project(s)

Virulence: Multi-chapter (estimating about 15 chapters at the moment) KakaSaku fic based three years after the war. At the moment, I've been so eager to get the story going that I'm posting chapters pretty much as I finish them but the target schedule is an update every 2 weeks.

Upcoming project(s) / Plot Bunnies

Anti-fluff SasuSaku one-shot.

Road to Ninja-verse ItaSaku (probably not 'til Virulence is finished, and a bit worried about deliberately writing an OOC Itachi).

A story where Tonton becomes Hokage. Okay, probably not gonna write it, but I feel like Kishi is going all Oprah - "You could be Hokage! You could be Hokage! YOU COULD BE HOKAGE!"

- T.Rex

Tonton for Hokage 2014.