A spinoff of Sifter21's Story. This story contains dark themes that include non-con and abuse. This story also contains profanity and sexual themes.

After a long summer away Edd begins reconnecting with Old friends. And Enemies? Will this lead to closer relationships and feelings long forgotten? Will it cause a rift between him and his best friends?

Konata,Kagami,Tsukasa,Miyuki,Yutaka and Minami all go on holiday to the United Kingdom. Konata wants Kagami, Yutaka wants Minami and Tsukasa and Miyuki want the other KonataxKagami YutakaxMinami and TsukasaxMiyuki will they return as couples?

In the afterlife, Etain Tur-Mukan discovers that she is not devoid of clone trooper company in the Force. A wide variety of clones say hello to her.