HI! I am Lexi and this is my profile. (DUH!) I am 11, I LOVE to read, I play the piano, iI am great at drawing. Here is some random facts about me:

1. I am left brained

2. I have 2 siblings

3. My favorite book is Lord of the rings.

4. I have goats

5. I like other fanfics. :-D

Here is a very long thing...

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

Copy and paste this if you love Warrior Cats!

Also:

I, Alexis-story-twister, solemnly swear to review every fic I read, no matter how old, young, stupid, lovely, amazing, retarded, or horribly written it is. This is for all of you that are tired of seeing 100 hits and only 14 reviews. I've joined the Review Revolution. Have you?

Join us and copy and paste this into your profile

Here is some thing cool...

1. You blink about every 3 secs

2. You read my profile

3. About 1/4 of Americans have been on TV.

4. I cant think of what else to say.

6. You are still reading this

7. You skipped 5

8. You just checked if you did

9. There was no 5. XD

10. Copy n paste this on your profile if you liked this.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177, Ryan Warner,Gracekim1,Alexis-Story-Twister,

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile. Mine was "What is 50 plus 51?"

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this and paste it into your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

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If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile xD

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Vanessa Cullen 17, Lovezjacobblack, Ellz42, Alexis-Story-twister,

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

If you are also this type of gal paste this into your profile :)

IF you ship Jelsa and think Jackfrost and Elsa should pair up Copy and past this and add you name to the list: Alexis-Story-twister,

Warriors Fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someones face.

I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life.

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You Know You're a Writer When;

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
You often imagine your books becoming movies.
Spell check is your best friend.
You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene.
Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
You talk to yourself... constantly.
When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
You are in love with the Thesaurus.
You dream about your stories.
You dream of new stories.
You often revisit some of your old stories.
Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.
You would rather write than go out.
Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.
You get cranky if you don't get to write.
You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down.
You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.
Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.
A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.
You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.
You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.
Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much.
Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself.
You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

The Warrior cat name game!:

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character)- Firekit
Your Kittypet Name? (First thing to your left)- Pillow
What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark)- DarkTiger
What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan)- thunderwater
Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)- Fire
What would be your warrior name? IceHeart
What would be your kits' name? Frost kit and Snowkit
What clan would you be in? Shadowclan

copy n past this and add your own answers!

Okay I will put more junk on my profile later but I think thats it so... LATERS!

Announcements:

I will be gone June 27-30 I am will not be here. So there will not be any updates UNLESS I can trust someone with my username and password. (I highly doubt it...)

I once again will be gone July 10-14 sorry but it is IMPORTANT please under stand. There will not be any updates during that time.