Miss A B Dearhearthide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Discworld. Welcome to my Profile Yes, I'm a natural blue... --Dory-- (Who apparently I look like. Great, I'm a fish.) Millennium hand and shrimp. Bugrit! --Foul Ole Ron-- (Who I'm sure gets the same bus as me every morning.) Be smiling, please! --Otto Chriek-- (I wish I knew people that cheerful.) Well, technically, it's normal to get drunk. It's healthy. Because, we all have a small percentage of alcohol in our system. Drinking naturally... er... boosts it. Makes it better, AND! It means that we can withstand it better. Er... it levels it out kinda thing. Otherwise, if we didn't get drunk at weekends, we'd all be stumbling around drunk forever and then we'd never get up in a morning. No I'm not drunk now I've only just got here. And no I'm not drunk now. --Me-- (Ever the great philosopher) People tell me to shut up a lot. Haha. |
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Isengard's Captives by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
SHOCK: UPDATE! What if Gandalf wasn't the only one held prisioner on the Tower of Isengard? What if the prince of Mirkwood was captured before him? Rating is for gratuitous elftorture. Also features the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,303 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Great, Great Trouble by Blacklabel reviews
Knowledge is power and power is trouble and trouble always finds Captain Jack Sparrow : CotBPverse, new chapter 12 JULY
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 197,044 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 1/17/2004
Story of a Falcon by Alexita reviews
The Marauders: The Martyr and The Traitor. The Victim and The Survivor...and The Fugitive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 171,669 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
A Hogswatch Carol by Laiqualaurelote reviews
A series of fics for the countdown to Christmas Day. An insight into the Hogswatch celebrations of people across the Disc, ranging from the well known, like Vetinari and the Watch, to the less written, such as the Times and the Cheesemongers.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Something Strange by Shananagin reviews
This is an incredably strange story. It involves Discworld characters randomly switching places with Harry Potter Characters. Enjoy!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/16/2005
Of Angels and Volcanoes by Twist reviews
When a man like Vetinari dies, there's no way his funeral will be normal. NEW SHORT! The funeral has passed, but angellic encounters still irk Moist.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005
The Caffeinated Lifestyle by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Otto and Maladicta. Coffee girl and camera guy. Perfect pairing, I think. A series of seven snapshots of their brief life together.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Black Light by Dante Lewis reviews
COMPLETE! AU What will Snape do when his sister dies, leaving him to raise the child she bore to Sirius Black? Call Remus Lupin of course! But a life built on secrets is but a house built on sand as they will discover. 1st FF Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 96 - Words: 337,263 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Inferno by Lunatic reviews
[Sequel to Insanity is an Option] Jack is back with his beloved Pearl and his crew has found their freedom again. Now they only need to get rid of Toomey to become happy pirates again, but that's not as easy as it sounds...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004
Insanity is an Option by Lunatic reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is once again in trouble. He has been captured and is slowly going (more) insane by the tortures. Can Will & Liz save him from his cell AND from insanity? [Complete, continued in Inferno]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,630 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
The Wrong Path by White Wolf1 reviews
After apparently taking a wrong turn in a mysterious forest, something happens to Legolas. Aragorn doesn't know what's wrong or what to do, so he takes the elf to his father in Rivendell, but Elrond has no answers, either.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,887 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Another time, another place by Ani Sparrow reviews
Does Captain Jack get more than he bargined for in 'the cursed' place' COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 136,111 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Complete
Methods of Force by PoppyNokia reviews
Will is forced to drink his own death - While Elizabeth & Jack look on. I'm now updating all the old chapters so please re - read and tell me wat you think! Thanks for all who have reviewed, you're great!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Winds of Change by Aithne reviews
Will's life is hanging by a thread. Elizabeth is violently ill. Barbossa and his motley crew are back along with the curse. Millions of souls could be damned. That leaves Captain Jack Sparrow to save the day...if he can manage to stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,469 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
Aftermath by L'Morgan reviews
Now COMPLETE! Port Royal and Lots of Jack, Adventure, Angst, touch of romance PG-13 Disaster Scenes Mild WE,J A Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,403 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Complete
When A Rose Withers by soulsearcher reviews
I have FINALLY written a serious LOTR fic. After the fall of Gandalf, Legolas percieves that it is his fault. Will his friends be able to save him, before his guilt drives him to dark extent? COMPLETED! LAST CHAPTER POSTED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,382 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Marooned by Starzangel reviews
Poor Jack! He's stranded on THAT island again, alone with his demons. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
My First, My Last, My Everything by Leap of fate reviews
Oneshot fic about Harry's first Christmas, Marauders style! Includes Moony, Padfoot and Prongs, plus Lily and baby of course, and what with Sirius' interesting choice of Xmas gifts and James' libido, it could be a very interesting Xmas! R&R please?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
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One Last Thing reviews
Moist is going home to show the people back there what he has achieved. Meanwhile Adora is having a wonderful time in the Post Office with it's oddball staff. Rating for safety.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005
AnaMaria's Lament reviews
AnaMaria and Jack were in love, but what happened when they got stranded in a town with the Navy? Just a sad li'l poem.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2004