7/6/17 - Hey guys, sorry for my lack of activity on here. I plan on continuing to write more for Russian Republic, and my older story, Little Bundle Of Jack, soon. For lack of better words, I'll just say this: writer's block is a bitch. I thank you all for your patience with me.

8/20/17 - For anyone who sees this, I wanna apologize again for my lack of activity. I do however have a Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's story I've been working on for the last few years, just as a for-fun thing since even though I haven't seen the show in ages I still love using the characters and my Fudo OC's shared with Dark Angel Of Wind. I've been considering posting it but would anyone be interested in that? Let me know! If it helps you decide, it's a kind of Fruits Basket crossover/spin-off.

To whom this may concern,

It has come to my attention that I have way too many old stories on here. While I'm proud of most of my work, a lot of it is very old and has been deleted. I've backed up everything on my own, but I will not repost them. If you are a friend of mine and want me to send you something I deleted, feel free to PM me.

For now, I need to keep my old work to myself. It's been cluttering my account for years, and I feel like I need to get rid of it to move on.

Thank you for understanding, kind readers.

With love,

Coco Gash Jirachi, A.K.A., Gash-chan

For my Glee fanfic Ephemeral, a picture of Katherine, the Hell Girl:

Also for Ephemeral, a picture of the seal of the covenant:

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit for so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

You know you've been reading too much yaoi when...

1. You can't remember the last time you've read a non-yaoi story.

2. You write your own yaoi and its full of nothing but smut and lemony goodness.

3. You can't stop saying lemony goodness!

4. You see to dudes in an anime talking and you chant "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" over and over again.

5. This list actually makes sense to you.

If all these thing actually make sense to you, copy and post this list into your profile and add your own yaoi obsessed thing to the list.

You are: an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Take the test here:

Things To Do On An Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it... quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in "Who want to be a millionaire" style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "You should be ashamed of yourself!" and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

I wish you were here...
In my room...
On my bed...
The lights are off...
We go under the blankets...
AND I SHOW YOU MY NEW WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK!!...
... What on earth were you thinking?!
YOU PERVERT!!

World Peace Dudes And Dudettes,

Coco Gash Jirachi