Hey people out there in FF. This is Cappy-Chan and Rengyou sharing an account Tasty Crack. The penname tells it all. On this account we're going to write crack fics that are so dumb they're smart. No not really. But they are dumb so beware. Yes, we're both working on fanfictions together and they're all from when we were SUPER young... We were small, but it was fun, so we wanted to turn our crazy, crack-ish imagination into crazy, crack-ish fanfics. Just to let you know... our first fic will be a Naruto one when everyone gets married and all that gibberish junky stuff and they have kids. If you don't support these pairings then we suggest you don't read. The pairings we mainly focused on were ShikaTem, NaruHina, NejiTen, SasoDei, SakuSasuIno and my Cappy-Chan OC Reiko+Gaara because they're awesome. We warned you that these are crack-ish fics so don't hate on us if they suck. It's all for pure humor. PURE HUMOR I SAID. Just to tell you, Silky is a beast. ;D

Each family had around two to three kids. ShikaTem had three kids Kumo, Hokaze, Natsukage. NaruHina had two kids Hana&Shinsuke. NejiTen had two kids as well Tay-Tay&Silky. SasuSakuIno had one UGLY child named... well UGLY. SasoDei had twins Tsuki&Hoshi.

Nara Kumo: He's the oldest in the Nara household, and probably takes after his dad's side. He's the second smartest (out of the children) and lacks common sense. His younger sister Natsukage is way smarter, while Hokaze is just dumb in general. He's fifteen years young and has no crush what so ever. At school he's pretty much friends with everyone and is the cool cat. And the lazy one too.

Kumo in his Nin clothes. Kumo in his casual clothes.

Nara Hokaze: The middle child and probably the dumbest of the Nara kids. Hokaze is what you call a typical 'Dumb Blonde.' She has her younger sister help her with her homework and believes 2+3=W. Though Hokaze is a bimbo, she's still a fun, loving person who's very friendly, but not your sharpest knife in the drawer. Hokaze is thirteen and she has her twelve years young sister still help her with her homework, sad isn't it? This child is majorly crushing on one of Konoha's retards, Shinsuke Uzumaki. (Like father like son...)

Hokaze in her casual clothing...

Nara Natsukage: Natsukage is what you would call the genius in the family, Being only twelve years young she has advanced classes that her brother can't even pass. If he tried. Since being a brainiac is too hard, Natsukage moved out of her home of bums and idiots she went to live with her uncle Gaara. And yes Reiko still works there. She's the goth kind of type and makes her 'new dad' proud.

Natsukage in her nin gear. Natsukage in her casual clothes.

Hyuuga Tay-Tay: Tay-tay is the eldest child of two. She's smart but like super emo and hates being around people. Her only friends are Hana, Natsukage(Who isn't in Konoha at the moment) and Tsuki. She likes to seclude herself from participation. She's fifteen years young and has cuts all along her arms. Yup she's that emo. Shes currently crushing on the Nara's second genius, Kumo.

Tay-Tay in her nin clothes... They actually got her to wear pink and smile... Tay-Tay in her casual clothes.

Hyuuga Silky: Being the youngest of the two, Silky is probably the only one who always tries to grab attention. As a young BOY, Silky would always beg his father, Neji if he could change his name to George. Growing up with a name like Silky never gave him respect in anyway, always tease. He's also known to be the 'Poser' around school and pretty much hates all of the popular boys, especially Kumo even though he really isn't as popular as Tsuki. Silky has long, brown silky hair that would often be pulled on by the dingos. Silky is fifteen years young, but he's under five foot and under developed.

Silky in his ninja clothes.Silky in his casual clothing...

Hyuuga Neji's Beard(Yes he grew a beard that has a mind of its own): Over the years, Neji was lazy enough and actually grew his own beard. Starting off on his early adulthood, the beard at first was all bushy and really tangled, which really turned Ten-Ten off. But after managing and or pampering it, the beard was silky smooth. Often, Neji would apply conditioner and brush his beard about... twenty-three times a day. Everyday, Ten-Ten would try to shave or cut off the beard.

Uzumaki Hana: Hana is the girlie girl around school. Not as dumb as Hokaze, but she is WAY more girlie than her and Silky combined. Hana is very out-going and happy around her friends and family but hates being put down by her father (not in a bad way). When she wants something he would always tell her no and say something good about it being bad. Hana is fifteen and is crushing on the schools player, Tsuki.

Hana in her nin outfit. Hana in her everyday casual clothing.

Uzumaki Shinsuke: Shinsuke is retard the second. He takes after his father and makes his mother Hinata shudder in her place. Basically think of Shinsuke being Naruto with blue hair and Byakugan and twice as dumb. Shinsuke is over protective of his sister and will never leave her out of his sight, even when she begs and kicks his ass. Shinsuke hates Tsuki's guts and is best friends with Silky and Kumo. He is fifteen years young.

Shinsuke in his ninja outfit.Shinsuke in his casual outfit...

Akatsuki Tsuki: Tsuki is the player of the school. He's basically friends with everyone and is really laid back. He's smart and is pretty nice and likes to just chill. He makes his parents proud, especially his mother, Deidara. Who got a sex change and now he is a SHE. Tsuki looks over his sister when she's out with friends just to make sure she is okay. He is fifteen years young with eternal youth.

Tsuki in his nin clothes.

Akatsuki Hoshi: Hoshi is the youngest twin and not as out going as her older twin, Tsuki. Hoshi is known as the 'shy girl' around school, yet respected. She and Tsuki are very close siblings, but sometimes, she really hates it when people would compare her to Tsuki. The twins sort of look similar, except one is a boy and one is a girl of course. Hoshi likes to play with her uncle Tobi who would kind of act like an idiot most of the time. Hoshi is fifteen years young and has a puppet named Nekozawa.

Hoshi in her ninja clothing.

Uchiha UGLY: Just sounds like what her name is. UGLY was born into this world (unfortunately) with two mothers and one father. She is extremely hated and is too skinny that when she turns to her side you can't see her, not saying you want to. UGLY is dumber than a sack of peanuts and Rangiku when she's drunk. UGLY is too happy and messed up in the head to realize that everyone hates her. She has no age because she's too stupid and ugly to remember. Though, she looks like the age who should've gotten a headband, but really never did because she's not very smart...

Ugly... In her... Hooker, stripper, ugly, everyday, 'ninja,' pretty clothing.

Naruto and Hinata: After becoming Hokage, Naruto begged Hinata's father for her hand in marriage. Finally after recieving his approval, the two married and had two children, Hana and Shinsuke. After the marriage and children, Hinata announced that her cousin, Neji is now head of the Hyuuga household now that she's married to Naruto.

Neji and Ten-Ten: Neji and Ten-Ten have been going out for a while and finally the two got married. After being married, Neji was announced to be the head of the Hyuuga household. The two had twins, Tay-Tay and Silky. Ten-Ten would always look at her husband's hair in a very strange expression as if there was actually somthing wrong with his hair. It looked normal... Or was it?

Shikamaru and Temari: Shikamaru finally confessed his undying love to Temari and they got married. The newly wedded couple had three kids, Kumo, Hokaze and Natsukage. They're proud of their children even if one of them left and went to live with Gaara in the Suna. Shikamaru grew a beard as well, and Temari has no problem with it. The two live in a nice house and are just a happy family.

Sasori and Deidara: During their time in the Akatsuki organization, Sasori and Deidara both fell in love with each other even though the two were men. Finally robbing a bank, Deidara was able to get a sex change and now he is a SHE. The two finally married and the wedding was extremely extravagant and extremely pricey, so they robbed another bank. But it was probably the most happiest moment in their life. Deidara was able to have beautiful twins who looked a lot like their father, but had their mother's eyes. Tsuki and Hoshi are the apple of their eyes and what they're so proud of the most.