Tiwaz -

There's not really much to know about me. My favourite anime series' are Pretear and Gundam Wing, and I am tolerant of Shounen-ai, but I don't write read it. I leave that to Topaz.

My favourite thing, in the whole world, is the cabbit thing from Tenchi Muyo! It is my pride and joy! I want a black one, and I will feed it and walk it and call it Mary! Or Cocoa! Hell, I'll have two.

Topaz: Laughs at Tiwaz

My favourtie type of character always ends up being the evil woman. They all rock, go Takako! And Lady Une with her MPS is great. (MPS-Multiple Personality Syndrome.)

I would say thatI was a normal boy that lived in reality, however that would be lying, my life is morbid and dull, and I am insane within it. Now, meet my muses:

There's Margaret, a deformed 23 year old in a wheel chair. I took pity upon her and she became my muse, and now spend her time sneaking up on people and whacking them with wooden mallets.

Then there's Julie. Julie, Julie, Julie. Well, she works...um, worked at an insurance firm called IBM. She was fired for refusing everyone's requests. One of her calls would go something like this:

Julie: Hello, IBM, can I help you?

pause to listen to caller

Julie: No.

Julie: Hello, IBM, can I help you?

pause to listen to caller

Julie: No.

Julie: Hello, IBM, can I help you?

pause to listen to caller

Julie: Do you have a claim...?

another pause

Julie: No.

Julie: Hello, Childline.

pauses at screaming

Julie: Sorry, we can't help.

More screams

Julie: NO!

And, the final muse of solitude is the beautiful Akasha, he has been severly wounded by margaret many a time. She has also been subject to Julie's dismissive and vile personality and especially sarcastic remarks.

Topaz -

Well hey there! I'm Topaz, and I have this fabulous joint account with my buddy Tiwaz. I am an anime freak, as most of you probably know, and here are some of my favs;

Gundam Wing (first and foremost), DNAngel, Evangelion, Kino's Journey, Final Fantasy Unlimited, Tsukihime Lunar Princess, Full Metal Alchemist, Pretear, Angelic Layer, Inuyasha, Fruits Basketand a load of other stuff that I can't remember right now.

Fav Mangas: DNAngel, Demon Diary, Eerie Queerie, FMA, Fruits Basket. For now that's all my tired brain can come up with.

Internet Mangas: Cursed Moons, Your Wings Are Mine, Clipped Wings, CAGEand Slanted Minds.

FAV PAIRINGS!

I'm a very shounen-ai girl, unlike Mr. Homophobic at the top there. Okay, he's not, but he doesn't like YAOI as much as us fanGIRLS do. So...

HayatexSasame.

KyouxYuki

HeeroxDuo

TrowaxQuatre

TreizexWufei

SatoshixDaisuke

DarkxKrad

RoyxEd

KazexKumo

I like others, but those, for me, are the best.

A fic is on its way, we're just held up by the 'wait three days 'till your first post' rule. Other than that, this should be up and running soon! It's Pretear crossed with Gundam Wing. Unlikely? Indeed!

Anyway, here are some quotes!

"Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"

"I'm not avoiding you, I'm IGNORING you!"

"I once let my mind wonder... then it got hit by a van."

"One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Give up trying world domination, instead consider global conquest!"

My muses would be:

The evil and sadistic Maikeru, who often gets whacked with a broom for being rudely sarcastic. He's knight od Darkness, heh, watch out Kei.Then there's the wonderfully sweet Shoichi, who is fabulously CYUUTE! Poor kid's owned by a pervert, but he's cute none the less! These are OCs from past fics, and if you've seen them before then you know who I am! Whoo!

And finally, the new recruit. His name is Yasha and he's tall, blond, part of a shounen-ai coupleand my fav OC! He knows a lot too, and you can tell when he's on holiday 'cause that's when my spelling skills crawl into a hole and die.

Thank you! Now read my pretties, READ! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!