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UPDATE: I AM NOW SEDDIEWARRIOR31, NOT HARRYSFIREBOLT31 ANYMORE!!!

I'm Katie. Female, 15. Gryffindor.

I love Harry Potter, iCarly, Glee, the Alice Series, and Pirates of the Caribbean. I feel that I could never write a good fic on Harry Potter because I like to write romances, and I don't feels a strong connection to any HP ships. Honestly, I have extreme addictions to iCarly and Harry Potter. I watch iCarly episodes over and over, and I read/watch/play Harry Potter a LOT.

I love love LOVE the band One Direction. Don't judge. They are incredible: their music, their attitude, and EVERYTHING. I love them all, and they all have their own amazing personalities. But Liam is my favorite because i'm a lot like him and he's really hot. XD

My new motto: It's not as good as Harry Potter. (with a few exceptions...)

I AM A SEDDIE WARRIOR!! RAWR!

I love love love Calvin and Hobbes, and Pearls Before Swine. (They’re comic books, BTW)

I also ship... Finn/Rachel, Will/Elizabeth, Alice/Patrick, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Quinn/Sam and Carly/Brad.

I also like... Adele, Taylor Swift, Glee songs and JB!

I also looooooove the Alice series by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor. Except I can't find any fics on it.

I just saw Tangled and I think it was the cutest Disney movie ever. I've watched it twice in two days and I already bought the album. Sigh... is it weird to have a crush on an animated character? #FLYNN


I love...

Infomercial! They're so cool!

Potato chips that are folded over.

Fuzzy socks.

Colgate toothpaste. Crest is so lame.

The ends of sliced tomatoes. You know, with the skin on it? Yum.

Music. I honestly couldn't live without it.

Thoughts on…

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is just a beautiful, well rounded, REAL story. I was sucked in when I picked up the first book. Jo Rowling changed my life.

I went to the WWOHP this summer, and it was FANTASTIC! The Forbidden Forest ride was sooo cool. And I saw the Beauxbatons and Durmstrangs dancing. I got a chocolate frog card that has Godric Gryffindor on it. My brother got picked to be tested by Ollivander, and I got Ginny's wand. My brother got Cedric's wand, because he rejected the wand that chose him. Ha.

If you want insanely cool HP t-shirts, go to redbubble.com and search harry potter. I got a red bubble shirt for christmas that says Weasley is our King!

OMG just joined Pottermore, but haven't got my email to actually JOIN join yet...my username is LightSky6156. Isn't that pretty?

I have not seen AVPM, but I want to. I love Darren Criss! I'm more of a Potter Puppet Pals fan, though. I also loooove Nigahiga. Please look him up; he's insanely funny and talented.

iCarly

iCarly is such a funny show. I love it so much! The actors and actresses are extremely talented, and Dan Schneider is one heck of a funny guy. iCarly is sweet, funny, stupidly hilarious, and it's my secret love and drug. :)

I used to support Creddie, but after iOMG and reading iSeddie (look it up!), I turned into a huuuuuuuge Seddie shipper. I don't support Jathan, which I think is really stupid. But Jennette and Nathan ARE hilarious together. And none of my friends share my Seddie worshiping, so I must confide in my fellow fanfiction Seddiers.

Jennette McCurdy is a rockin awesome singer. Look up Homeless Heart. (She's a young Taylor Swift! YUH HUH! SHE IS!)

Favorites

Favorite color: purple

Favorite food: fried eggs
Favorite icecream flavor: cookies and cream
Favorite city: Chicago
Favorite ship: Sam/Freddie
Favorite sport: volleyball
Favorite play: Wicked
Favorite song: DNA by Little Mix
Favorite actors: Nathan Kress, Cory Monteith, Orlando Bloom, Andrew Garfield
Favorite actresses: Jennette McCurdy, Lea Michele, Emma Watson

Age: 15
Location: the earth
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Animal: llama
Least Favorite Animal:Spider (haha RON!)
Favorite Food: fried eggs, oven fries, or noodles
Favorite School Subject: English
Cupcakes or Cookies: CUPCAKES FTW.
Favorite Junk Food: Plain Hersheys chocolate, or Ruffles
Favorite Restaurant: hmmm... There's a place called Town Hall Grill that I like.
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookies and cream
Favorite Candy: Twix
Favorite Genre of Music Country or pop
Favorite Radio Station: G105
Favorite Band/Artist: Glee, One Direction, Jennette McCurdy, Taylor Swift
Favorite Song: Pretending by Glee (Lea Michele and Cory Monteith)
Favorite Book: The Alice Series or the Harry Potter Series
Favorite Kids Movie: Tangled
Favorite Adult Movie:
The Proposal or the amazing spiderman
Favorite Type of Movie: Comedy or Animated
Worst Type of Movie: Scary movies
Best Play/Musical: Wicked
Favorite TV Show: iCarly
Favorite Season of the Year: Autumn
Favorite Day of the Week:Friday
Favorite Sport: Volleyball
One thing you can’t get enough of: Tumblr

Favorite Song Quotes!

Life's like an hourglass glued to the table - Anna Nalick (Breathe (2 AM)

Cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud - also Anna Nalick (Breathe (2 AM)

It's time to face the music: I'm no longer your muse - Katy Perry (The One that Got Away)

When the wind blows your house of cards, I'll be a home to your homeless heart - Jennette McCurdy (Homeless Heart)

Who'd have known how bittersweet this would taste - Adele (Someone like you)

I can't be no superman, but for you I'll be superhuman - One Direction (Save You Tonight)

Don't you dare look outside your window, darling, everything's on fire - Taylor Swift (Safe and Sound)

I've never hear silence quite this loud - Taylor Swift (Story of Us)

And it's such a shame, cause if you feel the same, how am I supposed to know? - Cory Monteith and Lea Michele (Pretending)

When it's broken, you say there's nothing to fix - One Direction (Same Mistakes)

I would walk through the desert, I would walk down the aisle, I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile - One Direction (Stand Up)

Things I Hate (besides wars, violence, abuse, cancer, and George Bush…)

People who wear sunglasses indoors. (Its not that bright inside!)

Twilight.

Oranges.

Jeans that are pre-ripped for you.

Cool Whip. (One word: EW)

Advertisements on Youtube and such.

“Adventure Time” (Creepiest. Show. Ever.)

Honey Nut cheerios. I do like regular Cheerios though.

When people type really loud (well, when people hit their computer keys really hard. PLEASE STOP. YOU'RE HURTING THE COMPUTER!!)

When people sit alone in a sit-down resteraunt. Well. I don't hate it. It's just realllyyyyy sad.

Stephan Tyler (ew...barfs)


Random Copy & Paste Stuff!!

23 questions

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!
"The entrance doors have like a million coats of aqua" -from Teen, Inc by Stefan Petrucha

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
Pillow

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
iCarly

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
4:58 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:57 PM... I am good!!!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dad drinking coffee and birds

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Came home from the bus stop

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Pottermore insider.

9. What are you wearing?

Shirt with my school's name on it, Forever 21 jeans, and black vans with fuzzy socks

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I dreamt about this game show where you won if you didn't die. I remember we went to this fancy hotel...but I can't remember the rest.

11. When did you last laugh?
Like five minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures and curtains

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My brother hiding in the closet. I have no idea.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's okay.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Tangled! Third time in a month...:)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Clothes and my own laptop.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I play the clarinet.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make Twilight disappear.

19. Do you like to dance?
I loove Just Dance on the Wii. But I can't dance for real.

20. George Bush:
Hate him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Bonnie, Ashlyn, or Riley

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Flynn, Jackson, or Cory

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I guess. I can barely speak French, and this is my third year taking it. Maybe I'll live in England...


iTunes

How many total songs?

163 Songs - 10.6 hours

Sort by song title – first and last?

First: Alejandro - Lady Gaga Last:You Keep Me Hanging on - Glee

Sort by time – shortest and longest?

Shortest: March of the Witch Hunters - Wicked (1:33) Longest:No One Mourns the Wicked - Wicked (6:41)

Sort by Album – first and last?

First: ABBA-Gold Last:21 (Adele)

Sort by Artist – first and last?

First: Adele Last:Wicked

Top five played songs?

Pretending-Glee

Love Me - Justin Bieber

What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield

Loser Like Me - Glee


HARRY POTTER SURVEY!

If you're as mad about the series as I am copy and paste this survey into your profile
then delete my answers and write in your own!
(I did not create this survey)

Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?I like all the books...duh!

Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?I like the first one especially. I hate the beginning of the second one b/c of Dobby (he makes Harry suffer so much! :()

Question 3: Who is your favorite character?Ron

Question 4: Who's Your Favorite Teacher at Hogwarts?McGonagall

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (You-Know-Who included)?SNAPE

Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?Ron!

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?GRYFFINDOR FTW

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?Are you kidding? The Order!

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?Harry

Question 11: Who would be your best friend?Ginny...I love her attitude, and we're really similar

Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?I didn't even like Harry Potter then

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?Pigwigeon

Question 15: Would you throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?YES. I HATE UMBRIDGE.

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?Hermione

Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?Bought it?

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?I thought it was stupid, but then my brother convinced me to read it and I read it all in a week...

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?When I read the Deathly Hallows, during the escape to the Burrow, I missed some parts. Like the parts about Hedwig dying and Voldemort and harry's wands colliding... Oops! :)

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?Yes! Planet of the apes...scarrryyyy movie! (but TOM FELTON!!)

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubaxtons?Hogwarts

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?The Dragon...I looooove watching the dragon scene in the movie.

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?Hated him.

Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction? Both.

Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life? Accio (I'm so lazy.)

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?Seeker

Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books? All the final feasts

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?I wish that Lupin didn't die. I loved him.

Question 29: Would you join the DA?YES

Question 30: Do you think You-Know-Who has EVER had a girlfriend?Ehhh noooo.

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to? Ginny

Question 33: What would your pet be?Owl

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?theWeasley family...They're such a loving family

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?Invisibility Cloak

Question 36: What is your favorite horcrux?I hate them all, but the diary had the most interesting storyline.

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?YES LOVE IT SO MUCH!

Question 38: What would your patronus be?Eagle

Question 39: What would be your animagus form?Eagle

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?James

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?Ollivander’s totally.

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?Sirius and Regulus

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family? Ron

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?Harry

Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?Emma Watson

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).Hmm I don't know.

Question 47: How many times have you read the series?More than 5

Question 50: Did you like this survey?Yeah it was fun!


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Voldemort gave me a lightning scar when I was a wee child...jk I have no scars.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters and pictures

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I have no idea...I don't watch myself sleep.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Pop, country

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 1:00 PM?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? My own laptop

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Summer...I hate school. well, school work. :P

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My nook and iPod, my HP books

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'6"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Not really. Sometimes I hate it when people sit really close to me.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? When I hear a creepy story, I do.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Snape. When he says "Always" in DH2

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I wear Japanese Cherry Blossom...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? I love brown hair and brown eyes. (Nathan Kress and Cory Monteith!!)

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? On a beach at sunset.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither. ALthough I see myself drinking coffee when I get older.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate icecream.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Not recently...Just kidding.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A pearl necklace.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Nathan Kress!!! And someone else...who I actually know. But I'm not telling who!

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Forever 21 is my favorite store, so...

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? No, sadly. I reallllyyy want a doggy, but my mother is allergic.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Invisible!

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I might, but I don't know, that's up to my heart.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Hmm. I'll get back to you on that.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 89 is my favorite numba.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes, because I am one!

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Probably my home phone. Or my friend Morgan.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people are extremely stubborn. Or the words "beast" and "prime" and "mote" (for "remote") #brothers

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? I went to Canada when I was a baby and I went on a cruise to the Bahamas.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Hmm. Chocolate.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I wish

37. FIRST JOB? Not yet...

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yeah, who hasn't?

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Brushing my teeth

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair and homeade jewelry.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope, my teeth are pretty straight already.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A laptop! Or a bajillion $ itunes giftcard.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Three. I totally want three.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No, but I wish on time (like when it's 11:11)

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Herbal Essences Drama Clean.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's super messy but I love it.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I sing alot. EVen though I am not the best singer. ANd I touch my hair when I'm nervous.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? An old Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus one.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? YES! I AM AWESOME!

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Only if you feel comfortable w/ yourself.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Music!

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My friend's house.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Hmm. Maybe my stuffed dog?

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 5o-ish?

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? YES! and Arthur. And teletubbies!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Oddly enough, I look at a boy's shoes. When I actually get to know them, I look if they are responsible and caring.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? KT.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Does Glee count?

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? iCarly! Duh.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I'm only in 9th grade.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies and cream!

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yeah dawg

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Last week.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Hmm, no. I'm not super observant.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I cant drive yet!

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Favorite Girl by the one and only...JB!

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Their eyes.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Star Trek.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Libra

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Its a dark brown.

86. EYE COLOR? Brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Subway and Wendy's

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No it's grosssss.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? iCarly: iLook Alike

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday and the last day of school

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I used to play the clarinet.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat!

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR PLAYING THE FIELD? Whatever feels right.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Some bobbypins.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I want a Mini Cooper or a Bug.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? harry Potter. DUH.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Single and not extremely happy about it... but I will wait for the right person. (HEY NATHAN KRESS! OVER HERE!! :)


1: What eye color do you find sexiest? Brown
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? Dark chocolate
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? Hmm..maybe vine things or wings4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? I grew up in Chicago, but in a suburby part. I liked knowing all my neighbors, and alot of the shop owners knew me.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) I honestly can't remember.
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? Chocolate banana peanut butter. Mmm.
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? Going to the princepals office because I randomly started crying after playing tag, and i blamed my crying on some random boy.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? Saying, "we can talk" when a guy asked me to a dance. Awkward city.
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? I'm only a freshman, I haven't had much time to have embarressing moments yet.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? Pirates, because they are brave and stupid, and Orlando Bloom is gorgeous.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? Yes. It's actually quite fun.
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? I liked swinging as a kid, but I don't get excited when I see a swing set now.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? A hippogriff. So it would trust me, and I could fly.
14: What's your most favorite part of your body? My hair and arms.
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality? I don't get insulted easily. I can take things.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? Lady Gaga, because Madonna was before my time pretty much.
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? You've go me. I only watch the commercials!
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? I've never been drunk...so no.
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life? I remember this incredible pasta dish I had at a potluck outside. It was freezing out and the pasta tasted absolutely amazing.
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? I grew up with butter but I like margarine way better. It takes me forever to figure out which is which, though.
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) I drink skim but wouldn't say no to 2%.
22: Which continents have you been on? North America, baby!
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? I don't like roller coasters, but I've never gotten motion sick.
24: Backpacks or satchels? I have no idea what a satchel is, so I'm going with backpack.
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? I would love to own a yellow sweater. Checkered pants sound okay, and rainbow jackets are a big NO.
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? Arthur or Dragon Tales27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? Cows are way cooler. Pigs are ugly.
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? Chicago. All the way.
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on? I want to say 7 hours? Washington state to NC?
30: The latest you've ever slept? Hmm 4?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? Ew I hate kitten shirts or sweaters or anything. Ehh...you would never catch me wearing one.
32: Do you pick at scabs? I try not to, but I do sometimes.
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? Baked beans!
34: How far can you throw a baseball? Not that far. I'm a weakling.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? the UK. all cool people are from the Uk. And they speak English there, so I wouldn't have to learn a new language.
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? I've had vietnamese food, and it was awesome!
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? No idea. I feel like a public univeristy would be fun, but idk.
38: A relationship with love or one with sex? LOVE. why ask this question?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables? I think so . I eat way more veggies than fruits, anyway.
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? Hate scary movies. No. Just...no.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? Ew definitely not.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents? Nope. I really don't swear at all. Well, I do in my head.
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween? A green M&M.
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? Maybe lighter brown? I would be an awful blonde or redhead.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? I want to get married and have three kids.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. haha. I have a camelback water bottle, and without it I would probably be dehydrated constantly.
47: City or nature person? Can I be both? I love walking around in the city, but nature is so beautiful...
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) No...?
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy? I can walk short distances.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY! Hmmm. 1. I am awesome at accents and making up voices. 2. I am skinny and don't have to watch my weight (thank you, genetics!) 3. I can do this really cool whistling noise. It honestly sounds like a real bird. 4. I have good relfelxes, you can throw a pen at me and I can catch it. 5. I look good in a lot of colors.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


-If you have noticed this notice you may have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

-If you try to fail, but succeed instead then which have you done?
-It's all fun and games until some gets hurt... then it’s hilarious!
-Never go to bed early: stay up and plot revenge.
-Reality is for those who lack imagination.
-There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird cult.
-They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.
-Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and i thought... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
-You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
-Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
-I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
-I dont have a short attention span, I just- ooh, a kitty!
-Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed be a Greek god, obtain a sychophant, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible.
-You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping you.
-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
-If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix already, copy this onto your profile


Wow. If you’re all the way down here you have an extreme dedication to me. Or you want to find stuff to paste on your profile. Whatever reason you’re down here, remember this:

Cows say moo.

Harry Potter is real.

Seddie is forever.

Goodbye, fellow FF writers/readers! Please review my stories!!

-seddiewarrior31 (RAWR!)

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Seddie oneshots by shana852963 reviews
A series of onshots based on random words centered around the Seddie relationship
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 826 - Words: 1,558,037 - Reviews: 5816 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iChoir by badserenity reviews
Sam gets forced into choir with Freddie and Carly. Drama ahead, feelings come out... this is gonna be interesting. Chap 20 up! "The two got up and both tried smiling at each other as they made their way to the stage slowly wishing Sam was there with them."
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iMeet You Again by addictedtochocolates reviews
"You got in! Sam, you got in!" "There's more to that, Shay, didn't you read the end? I have to go for training in Singapore. For 2 years. Maybe more." When Sam gets an awesome job and accepts it, what will happen to her relationship with Freddie? Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,482 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Signal Fire by FMellark reviews
They live in an world above ashes of war. A religious organization takes over the entire nation organizing the chaos. They live under new rules now; everything should be organized and properly prepared. Even the marriages. AU. My first fic, so be nice.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,582 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Life's a Beach by Magarooski1124 reviews
The iCarly gang just graduated from college but they spent their college years apart. Now they are getting together again and headed for the beach! More to it than that, but I suck at summaries! Mostly Seddie, but some Cibby as well!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,878 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011
Truth by HourglassGluedToTheTable reviews
"Okay, so we have the whole summer before you go off to your big special school, right? So, we're going to play a game." Uh oh.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,737 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Way We Live Now by bearbaitbrook reviews
Hermione, Ron,and Harry complete their seventh year at Hogwarts after the second wizarding war. Rated T for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,828 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
iMiss Freddie by PD31 reviews
"We're his BEST FRIENDS. How come he never looked this happy when hanging with us?" Carly & Freddie, but not necessarily Creddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,384 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
iProm by Kezziexx reviews
When Carly & Gibby start plotting to help Sam & Freddie...only hilarious events can follow
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
It's Raining Seddie! by cutesypie22 reviews
Seddie one-shots that all have something to do with that glorious life-giving phenomenon, rain!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iGot Jungle Worms by AJ1123 reviews
Carly gives Jungle Worms to Freddie who then gives Jungle Worms to a certain blond-headed demon. Seddie. Complete.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iGo One Direction: missing moment by Arianna4President reviews
When Sam answered the phone, Freddie was coughing.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Taming the Rider by YappiChick reviews
No, spending the day in the town wasn't part of the original deal, but if Blondie really is planning on returning to that tower, then the least I can do is give her a memorable birthday, right? Set during the movie.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,923 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
A New Year by LizTheBookNerd reviews
Seddie. Things change, but sometimes it only takes one event to get something you love back.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
It's A Challenge by iBloodbenderSeddie reviews
Freddie and Sam found themselves in trouble when the two little lines popped up on the white stick. Will they be able to survive this new, difficult challenge; let alone at the age of sixteen?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,173 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iSeddie by S. Benson reviews
Sam made the first move, now Freddie is confused if he should make the next one. After the events of iOMG. My first story, hope you like it!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 252,768 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Baby, Its Love by kitkatieisme reviews
Ginny struggles with the concept of love. Who to love, how to love, when to love. She fights with herself over Harry and Dean. Set in her 5th year Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Just Harry by Xx-BananaBookworm-xX reviews
A simple drabble/freeverse during which Harry muses upon who he is known as. Please R&R. I did all the names from memory so correct me if I'm wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
iAm the Bachelor by JamesLily96 reviews
When, Freddie Benson becomes the next bachelor on a popular T.V. show, trouble will sure ensue when a certain Sam Puckett shows up to be one of the bachelorette's.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,727 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
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iReunite After College reviews
Sam, Carly, Freddie, and Brad get together again after college, for two weeks in Chicago. Freddie is still in love with Sam...but is Sam still in love with Freddie?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,315 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iGo to DC reviews
The iCarlys go to DC because the President's son likes their webshow. Lots of fluff and lots of drama.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,354 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iM in Luck reviews
Sam's game show becomes even crazier as her next contestant, Freddie, steps up to bat! The feelings behind the segment on iCarly. One-sided Seddie :
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iSaved Her Life reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen once. And it certainly shouldn't have happened twice. But by the time I was 17, I had saved both of the iCarlys' lives. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iSing reviews
Song fics for iCarly! 1. Breathe 2AM by Anna Nalick. Mostly Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iAm the Smartest reviews
A weird sub comes in for Ms. Briggs! Randomness ensues! One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete