ElementChild of the Realm
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Joined 02-24-06, id: 996967

Name: Element. Or Natsu.

Relatives/Friends on FFN: Dancer of the Wind-my sister. I'm her beta. Also Padawadan L.T., we're friends and go to the same school.

Things that bug me: Ino/Shika shippers, Temari bashers, emo people, most mainstream music, stories where Kakashi takes off his hitai-ate to sleep (I'm weird like that...), Mary-Sue's,

Music: Evanescence, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Yellowcard, Celtic music (like Golden Bough and Dreamroad), some stuff from musicals (especially Andrew Lloyd Webber), classical music, 'old' rock (Simon and Garfunkle, Beatles), some country (Lucinda Williams, Van Morrison, etc.), choral pieces, and depressing music.

About Me

I like the shinys. Do you know why I like the shinys? Because they are shiny. Wheeeeee, look at me, I'm a crow!

...It's all Dancer of the Wind's fault. Really.

I have hand puppets! They're Hidan and Zetsu. So now Shikamaru, Ino, and Chouji are gonna try to murder my left hand. Oh, wait-SHIKA ALL READY DID. -glares-

Ok, why does it feel like EVERY female character I've read about is in love with someone? Hinata with Naruto, Sakura and Ino with Sasuke, Tenten (sort of) with Neji, Temari (sort of) with Shikamaru, Integra with Alucard, Hisae with Tsuzuki, Tsubaki with Muraki, Wakaba with Terezuma, Kikyo and Kagome with Inuyasha, Sango with Miroku...you get the picture. But there's just TOO MUCH LOVE!!! -twitches- Maybe every female character was a slight exaggeration (if Rin-from Inuyasha, not Rin from Naruto-was in love...wrong, wrong pictures...), but still.

I happen to LIKE yaoi/shonen-ai and yuri/shoujo-ai pairings, whatever you want to call them. So there. -_-

Mangas I read: Bleach, Broken Angels, Chrono Crusade, Crescent Moon, D. N. Angel, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gundam SEED ASTRAY, Gravitation, Hellsing, Hikaru no Go, Immortal Rain, Inuyasha, Mark of the Succubus, Naruto, Planet Blood, Rurouni Kenshin, Wolf's Rain, Yami no Matsuei, and YuYu Hakushu.

Animes I watch: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gravitation, Inuyasha, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Revolutionary Girl Utena, and Strawberry Panic.

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Why Ninjas DON'T have Internet by MiraculousMage reviews
Naruto and the gang use a chatroom. Chaos ensues. What else needs to be said?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006
You Know You're Obsessed With Avatar When by Supergirrl reviews
This is a list of all the different ways you know you're obsessed with Avatar. You can read and review, I don't care. It would be nice, though.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Itai! Pairing Bashing: A Fun Poke At Them All! by NanDeMoNai reviews
Hey, let's make fun of all the pairings out there! In fact, I'm going to start out with my personal favorite pairing! Don't be insulted, this is all just for fun! [Yaoi and Yuri]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
Jingle Bells, Hiei Style! by Maki Jaganshi reviews
Hn, read it.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Etiquette by etcetera-cat reviews
The only time Teva was ever included on a Court excursion. A Grass is Greener story.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Gaara's Survey by Hakoro reviews
Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara's Death Note by ravengirl9 reviews
What will happen when Gaara stumbles upon a Death Note? Do we REALLY want to find out? Of course we do! read on! rated T because of some language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Gaara
Gaara Gets Hiccups by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of Gaara Gets... is the cutest yet, as Gaara is infected with hiccups and must ask his Konoha friends for their methods of curing them! Will he get rid of them or go crazy first? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Physics with Ed and Roy by Ayumi Elric reviews
Random comedy oneshot. Ed Elric and Roy Mustang teach the 3 Newton's laws more or less at Roy's expense.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Click! by crazy novelist-san reviews
I came up with this ages ago. What does Hiei do when he's bored and there's no one to kill? rated for implications of violence. second chapter up! 200 words this time! Just a two shot!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Warriors: Into the Wild More or Less by Dreamstar's Courage reviews
A parody of Inot the Wild. Did you know that Tigerclaw was raised by mice? Or that Spottedleaf has dreams of being a supermodel? Find out...
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006
Gaara Gets Chickenpox by Dilly-Oh reviews
Yet another, short, semisweet ficlet with Gaara getting sick and his siblings caring for him. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
What's Up With Sasuke? by moxieweed reviews
Sasuke woke up one day with a new outlook on life... How will Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, and everyone else cope with a... NONangsty Uchiha?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Akatsuki it's like Mensa for crazy people by Reanult reviews
Hm. Crack ahh it's in my eyes! Naruto rambling, and Itachi and Kisame on Cribs. Yes I said CRIBS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Hop, Skip and a Jump by VirtualxSimplicity reviews
For Naruto and Hinata, finding love is only a 'hop, skip and a jump' away...and a few other things in between. [A oneshot series]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Long Forgotten by runtus maximus reviews
Something stirs in an unexplored corner of Stefan's mind. [AU drabble, rated for safety]
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Herbology by etcetera-cat reviews
Never trust a mushroom. Always blame the mushrooms. Do unto the mushroom before it does unto you. A Grass is Greener story.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Hypothetical Suicides and other stories by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Assorted MWPP notepassing…basically a home for parts of stories that will never be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Pushing Two Buttons by chibisanzo reviews
Tsuzuki is scheming to get off work.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
Modern Tortall by Artistically challenged reviews
It's a random story full of Cleon and Jonathan bashing. Set in modern times. Rated for attacking and talking about attacking and killing Cleon and Jonathan Many, many, many, many, many, many, many, whack!, many times. This is my first fanfiction.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Grass is Greener by etcetera-cat reviews
Companion Teva. She sings! She dances! She blames the mushrooms!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Complete
Hiei the Boyfriend by Lanie McCoy reviews
Satire: because I'm just in that kind of mood. Heavy on the MarySue bashing.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Hiei