Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.

Irina Coldstorm has tried to forget about the fact that she is the Dragonborn. She is no hero and she's terrified of dragons, for good reason! All she wants is a family and somewhere to belong. She finds that among the Thieves Guild. But can she avoid her destiny forever? And will a certain red-haired thief be willing to let her go? (More description in author's note.)

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

Edge Maverick, captain of the Calnus, gets punk'd! Please read and review. DO NOT OWN STAR OCEAN OR PUNK'D SERIES.