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 Name: Bri-chan Age: 13 From:...you stalker!!! Fav Characters: Naruto- 1. Itachi & Deidara (yeah they have a tie in my heart) 2. Gaara 3.Temari 4.Shikamaru 5.Neji Bleach- 1.Hitsugaya 2.Yuroichi 3.Renji 4.Uruyu 5.Gin Couples I support: Naruto- 1.ShikaTema 2.NejiTen 3.GaaHin 4.SasuHina 5.PeinBlue 6.SasuSaku (I guess...) Couples I can't STAND (but I seem to read them anyway): 1.ItaSaku (It's always the same thing with those stories! She's stealing my man! Blah blah blah RAPE blah blah blah KIDNAP blah blah blah SEX!!) Haikus about Me~ Undiscovered yes, Unknown she will be until, One day she is known. Sketch daily she does Jealousy in her path yes Her skills only increase. Ideas come to her Quickly as they come they leave Always with paper. |
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Prophcey of the Dragon Clan by Optimistic Cynicism reviews
Only one with a pure heart can sign the Summoning Contract of the Dragon Clan, and only one with a pure heart can become the partner of a Dragon Hatchling. Uzumaki Naruto is about to find out how true old quotes can be. [full summary inside][vote pairs]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U.
Fleecy Tee by Link and Luigi reviews
Religious Bob is so religious and he wears a fleecy tee. Now flirting with fifty, it's the equally horrible sequel to Forty/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 114,660 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
The Daughter Of a Killer by Rozuki reviews
No one new the real reason why the clan was slaughtered. One was kidnapped, and never seen again. Itachi kept this a secret from the world until now. He killed for love, and lived for his offspring.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/25/2006
Forty by Link and Luigi reviews
It's about twenty-five years later and a birthday bash for the forty-year-olds and only the coolest people and their families are invited. PS This story was previously known as 'Sasuke.' for some reason and was featured on The Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 103,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Behind Every Good Man Is A Good Woman by nimblnymph reviews
A collection of one shots for KisukexYoruichi, ranging from family friendly to where's the cold shower at.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,005 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S.
Akatsuki Kindergarten by yosshi reviews
CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006
Culture Shock by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The people of Suna are harsh as the desert. The people of Konoha are treacherous as forest shadows. The passionate cannot thrive there... .:ItaTem:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Itachi U.
I'll Never Tell by CrimsonRain47 reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by Akatsuki on the day of her 18th birthday. Talk about lucky right? But wait! There's more! Sasuke discovers his true feelings for Sakura. Itachi starts falling in love...o.O ItachixSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,298 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Campfire Geeks II: Ski Lodge Geeks by Natsyourlord reviews
The long awaited sequel to Campfire Geeks! After winning a radio contest, Ino takes everybody up to a Ski Lodge. As Hinata is struck by lightning and Gaara falls in love, more than one person will be horribly altered as the insanity continues! Ch. 10 UP!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Three Sannin History by hanagashi123 reviews
well, in the great series naruto, the sannin quickly become main characters in the middle of the series. However, the series does not go into detail about the sannin's history or life from naruto's age up to now. This series is all about the recreation of
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Dawn of the Red Family II by zopponde reviews
The continuation of Dawn of the Red Family: Time has passed since Tobi's little...selection, but the name stuck, but things have been too quiet until Tobi comes back from a mission, and Pein learns that there's more to a family than the first generation..
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,575 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
The Fox and the Hound by thepragmatist reviews
SasuNaru Naruto's fox demon. The valuable prey of the prized hound demons in the village. Sasuke, the new prized hound demon forms a bond with the fox. Before society tears them apart. based on the disney movie, with Naruto drama.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Akatsuki Stories by SecondAsian reviews
Read it. It's funny and mells like Chalupas!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,672 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
The Dawn of the Red Family by zopponde reviews
[Rated for spoilers, language, sexual implications, and later nonstraight pairings] Why Tobi chose that day, nobody would ever know, but there he was, crawling across the breakfast table to tell Leader good morning...but, what did Tobi call him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Akatsuki High School Year Books by AkiraDawn reviews
The Leader has been doing some cleaning and he's found some year books that belong to Akatsuki. He gives them to Hidan to take with him but what happens when everyone begins to go through the year books? Rated for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Challenge accepted: flowers of her past by closedofHeart reviews
Tobi asks why she always have the same flower in her hair. IceCrome's challenge for a [PeinBlue] filck.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
How the Akatski came to be by IceCrome reviews
Family guy plus Naruto equals AWESOME. [Really, really short oneshot.] [Mild, MILD PeinBlue]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Handle With Care by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Akatsuki was home to heartless assassins and blood traitors. In a society so ugly, there was no room for love or affection. That only meant that they'd have to make some. Because some things just needed to be handled with care to thrive. [PeinKonan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Akatsuki Campfire No Jutsu! by megzx reviews
The Akatsuki is on a cracktastic camping trip in their backyard. Ridiculous silliness written for a laugh. Really old, written before I knew Pein and Konan's own names. Lots of Yaoi references, nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Letter by Tobias Bluesummers reviews
Temari received a note that leads her to an interesting afternoon. [ShikaTema] Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Don't Believe it by mooglebaku reviews
Naruto becomes even more annoying, Kakashi becomes addicted to Final Fantasy, Kiba needs a new friend, Neji is a perv, Shika and Temari's relationship gets strange, and Lee can't ditch Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,268 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
Hellz high by happysmiles013 reviews
its a new year at Hellz high! whats tayuya's problem? will sasuke accept karin's apology? will tobi make deidara rip his hair out? how will dentention go with hidan and temari? and whos the new exchange student?plz read :D review if you'd like.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007
Art Appreciation by Darkfire75 reviews
Oneshot “An artist likes to know their work is appreciated, un.” ItachiDeidaraHidan. Yep, that's right. :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Sasuke's way too emo by evidently-emily reviews
My friend MarMar17 and I wrote these lyrics to go along with the song Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston. Sorry if there's any typos, and no flames please. This is just a little bit of fun, mind you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki's Gender Crisis by Pvt. Prinny reviews
So Akatsuki were just out killing for fun. Then, next morning: Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Zetsu, Hidan, and Kakuzu awake to find themselves as...you guessed it...women! And Leader is being somesort of pimp, recruiting sexy women for an army.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Trouble Brewing in the House of Sand by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Gaara's parents before he was born. The version your Uncle Yashamaru didn't tell you. If you've ever wondered why Mom didn't tell Dad exactly where he could stick Shukaku, then this may be your fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Stranded by DragonAnime000000 reviews
Deidera, Itachi, Kisame, and a bug are straned on an island. What will happen to them, and who stranded them? ONE SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Curiosity and the Cat by Marzi reviews
Yoruichi really wanted to know, but an old saying kept popping into her head.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Yoruichi S., K. Urahara - Complete
Demon's Childern by Hope-Destiny reviews
Sakura disappers one night. Raped, thought everyone around her when she got pregnant. Pregnant with two childern, Hiroshi and Haruka. Itachi's their father. Sakura's their mother. Son and Daughter of a criminal. This is their life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trashtalk by Gliblord reviews
What Urahara and Yoruichi engage in every weekend.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Ya Girl Ain't Me by Kawaii Kitty Mistress reviews
Oneshot Songfic. Naruto upsets Hinata about something he said. What will happen when Naruto goes to her house? And… Hinata sings! Pairings: NaruHina. Hinata a little OOC. Story to the song “Ya Man Ain’t Me” by Chris Brown with the lyrics changed a little.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Naptime by KimberlySan reviews
Kisuke and Yoruichi are sleepy.... Just a small tiny fluff story. KisukeXYoruichi... well just a tad anyway..
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Kin Goes To The Chuunin Exams by Yellowfur reviews
Parody of the web cartoon Charlie Goes To Candy Mountain with the Sound genin going to enroll in the Chuunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Kin T. - Complete
Haiku by Unhappy Squirrel reviews
They were limited to speaking in Haiku form, and it still didn't stop them from insulting each other.[Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sand Siblings Are One by ChaoticRevival reviews
Temari and Kankuro show Gaara he's not alone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Gaara
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Aburame Ichizoku by Lithe-Fider reviews
8 years before Kyubi, Shibi becomes clan leader. How did he meet & fall in love with Shino’s mother? What goes on behind Aburame clan doors? A romantic, true to the show, indepth look at the Aburmae Ichizoku, it's members, & their beloved kikaichu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,620 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Shibi A. - Complete
Hinata's Preschool by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
On Hinata's first day at preschool, she meets a lot of new friends, makes a couple of enemies, and goes through her toddler life. First fic! Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Black Rose by Leesy Metallium reviews
There’s no such thing as a naturally black rose, only white roses that are dyed black. Nekozawa is just the same. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Watch the Dog Star Rise by Gigabomb reviews
The White Fang and the snake sannin look upon a battlefield. One sees victory, the other defeat, and for each of them, that is how the war will end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sakumo H., Orochimaru - Complete
Why Tsunade Hates Perverts by vavoysh reviews
The real reason why Tsunade hates perverts. Fairly Obvious pairing. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Answer Machines by noodle-kun and small and chibi like reviews
Randomness of answer machines from everyone, Chapter 15: Broom man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Caught in the Act by thescientistwrangler reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are walked in on by her brothers... that sentence tells it all
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Birthdays Past by Vampire Toy reviews
She didn’t jump to conclusions when her parents left a day ahead for a meeting, or when all her friends seemed to forget her birthday, but when the day is gone, and no one’s even said one lousy ‘Happy Birthday Sakura’ does this mean they don’t know or don
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,752 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005
They Will Never Know by Uozumi reviews
They told the father and mother lies to use their son. A Jiraiya, Naruto, and Tsunade crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
As I See It by Link and Luigi reviews
They have to take it one year at a time. Everyone will see the same event in a different fashion. Somehow, a story seems more complete this way. partially AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 179,658 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Big Bad Hinata by Kagezuchi reviews
We know Hinata as that sweet shy girl, but what if she had a Big Bad alter ego buried deep within? This parody explores the possibilities! Featuring Stoner Itachi! Quite a bit of OOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,143 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004
Love and Death Over Salami by Gigabomb reviews
A young sannin oneshot. After the death of her brother and an encounter with the man she was destined to fall in love with, Tsunade returns to her apartment to find someone already there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Snakes, Toads and Slugs Don't Do Well in Rain by Gigabomb reviews
A sannin childhood fic. While on a mission, Jiraiya is drugged, Orochimaru is wounded, and Tsunade is given too much time to think.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
E! True Hogwarts Story: Severus Snape by Empress T'Pau reviews
E! Explores Severus Snapes Life From Birth to Disapearence...complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete