Did you know Girls only wear lipgloss so somebody can take it off...

Someone asked me 'Do you think it's possible to love someone forever?', i turned around and saw my soulmate, i saw her laugh, i saw her smile. I turned to my interviewer and said 'Forever isn't long enough"

He said "Do you know why there are spaces between your fingers?". She shook her head confused "They're meant for someone else's fingers. I found the fingers i want there, forever. Yours" he said

I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand,but i washed it the next day. I wrote you name on a piece of paper, but i accidentally threw it away, I wrote you name on my heart, and forever it will stay.

Sweet Sayings

There are six billion souls in the world and sometimes, you only need one.

And she said "You're Crazy" and he said "Only for you baby"

When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes.

Let's commit the perfect crime, i'll steal your heart and you steal mine.

I may get hurt along the way but i'll find true love someday

I lose sleep to think of you

Love is giving someone the chance to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

Meeting you was by chance, becoming friends was a choice, falling in love with you was uncontrollable

"Do you like me?" he asked. "No" she lied "Do you like me?". "No" he lied. "Good, at least we have something in common" she said "You know what we have in common?" he whispered "We're both liars" he said before walking away.

Everything is all right in the end...if it's not...it's not the end

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no,
she asked him if he wanted her, he said no,
she asked him if she left would he cry, he said no,
she turned to leave and he grabbed her arm.
He said, she wasn’t pretty she was beautiful.
He didn’t want her, he needed her
and If she left he wouldn’t cry he’d die.'

Guy's point of view

This is very cute! And even written by a guy!

You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99 of girls don't
realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that
he has moved on to someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us
off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's
or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is
in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for
that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!'
instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY
DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION , AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH
UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and
say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a
couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your
head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And
mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars,
put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady
heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now
make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your
crush...

guys: no grabbing!

Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!!

If you havent stoped.Seriously stop!

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the
girls that read this will repost this .

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth. (only sometimes though lol)
x Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 15
YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance?
xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing

Total: 12

Bad Pick up Lines and Bad Pick Up Line Comebacks

The player walked towards me, thinking he was cool, the player walked towards me, thinking he was the king of the school.
"If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put you and i together" he said cockily.
I laughed and faced him "If i could rearrange it i would put G, E, T, L, O, S, T together"
He looked at me in shock. I laughed and walked away. "Later!" i called over my shoulder.

Chilling listening to my iPod I didnt see the player coming behind me.
"Do you know what i wanna be?" he asked
I took out my earphones and looked at him. "No, tell me" i asked, not really caring
"I wanna be one of your tears, born in your eyes, lives on your cheeks and dies on your lips" he said
"That line every work for you?" I asked smirking
"Yeah, every time. I'm on a winning streak" he replied cockily
"Well, thats streak is officially over. So you and your brothers can get the steppin" I finished
He looked at me shocked but walked away.

"Hey" he said "Didnt we go on a date once? Or was it twice?"
"Must of been once" i replied "Cause I never make the same mistake twice"

"Hey baby, i think i can make you very happy" he said slyly
"Really? Are you leaving" i asked

I was sitting at the bar watching my friends dance. Next thing you know a drunk guy stands next to me.
"Is this seat empty?" he asked eying me up and down.
"Yes this one will be too if you sit down" i answered

"Hey baby, i'd like to call you. What's your number?
"It's in the phone book" i replied
"But i dont know your name" he said
"Thats in the phone book too" i said
"Are you usually this smart on Fridays" he asked thinking he had a good comeback
I laughed and faced him "Only when approached by a dumber person"

"So your place or mine?" he asked putting his arm around me.
I pulled it off and faced him. "Both, i'll go to mine, you'll go to yours. Adios!"

"Hey, is your name Gillette?" he asked "Cause it's the best a man can get"
I laughed dryly "I like your approach, so let me see your departure"

This guy walks up to me in a bar, barely able to focus.
"Hey honey! Do you come here with your boyfriend?" he asked
"Yeah, he's the big guy working at the door" i replied

"My friend over there" he said pointing to a guy "Wants to know if you think im cute"
I smiled fakely "You see my friend over there?" i said pointing to a guy "He wants to know if your really picking up his girlfriend" i said smirking

This dude comes up to me and goes all "Are you from Tennesse? 'Cause you're the only ten I see" Did he seriously think that was going to work? I just laughed out loud and walked away. Can you say loser?

xoxo