Neither America or Canada know exactly how or why they got here, but here they are. They'd LIKE to get home...but they don't know how, quite yet. Until they have more information, they'll just have to help their newfound companions survive this war-torn world. Rated T because I said so. NO ROMANCE!

In the turmoil of war and its aftermath, Germany learns that it's hard to let go of your past. Prussia learns that it is even harder to let go of your future. *Historical Hetalia part 4, German history part 2. Sequel to Cross Your Heart*

Trying my hand at a Hetalia drabble series. Most of them will likely involve one or both of the NA brothers. Assorted genres, rated T. AND NO ROMANCE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HORNBALLS?

I've seen so many of these kinds of stories that it just had to be done. I know I can't scold with impunity, as I am far from perfect. But here you go anyways. If you're easily offended, you may not want to read this. Marked as complete until I come up with another trope to use. Rated T because I said so. NO ROMANCE!

Hogwarts AU. Matthew's life sucks, but it's simple. Besides being all but invisible and dealing with his weird biology, all he has to do is study for his O.W.L.s. But after getting caught breaking curfew by a certain Slytherin boy, things get a lot more complicated. (Warning: teenage sexuality)

Sequel to 'Wings of Wax'. Alfred, vampire, has decided to return to the Watchers after fifty years in exile and finds that things have not changed for the better. Now he has to navigate through increasingly dangerous waters, while on a long-shot mission that could save Arthur's soul or destroy him forever.

Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. USUK AU anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred.

Servants see everything. They know everything that goes down in the Household they work for, and that is exactly what makes it such an interesting job. However, serving the Hohenzollern family is perhaps the most interesting job in the world. That would all be due to that one teen, the one with the white hair. The quirky young man who went by the name Prussia.

Trying to juggle family, work, and personal health is hard enough without the supernatural world sticking its nose into things. Especially when there's plenty of things in the mortal realm to be concerned with...This is the sequel to Bad Medicine. Go read that first if you want to understand this one completely. Rated T because I want to make the other ratings jealous. NO ROMANCE.

After receiving a harsh emotional blow, Gilbert is wondering if he really belongs anywhere. Looking for somewhere to disappear for a while, he finds himself in Canada. Matthew is not used to people seeking him out, but when Gilbert arrives, he finds a friend to cure his loneliness and, just maybe, much more… (PruCan, slow burn)

America's affliction has finally gotten so bad that his family and friends are noticing. When a new enemy picks a very bad time to make his move, they know they have to do something about it before the body count gets any higher...Rated T, but that could change. NO ROMANCE!

Sequel to Here There Be Monsters and Soft Come The Dragons. Sam and Dean's survival following the events of "Slash Fiction" (S. 7, E.6) is revealed and a team from the BAU is assigned to capture them. Hotchner and his team fight to clear the Winchesters' names and free them.

Born as a member of the Teutonic Order in 1192, told he isn't human in 1211. Prussia's life has been a search for the truth from the start. Finding yourself is never easy, especially if it's the person you least want to be. *Part 3 of Historical Hetalia, part 1 of Prussian/German history*

*Spin-off to Cross Your Heart* Some time after the Thirty Year's War, Prussia and Brandenburg finally get some time off from their busy lives as nations. And it seems, in this Personal Union, Prussia isn't the only one who can manage to make everything he does and says into an awkward mess. An awesome mess, though, naturally. (PruBrand)

One of the many brief personal confrontations that Russia and America had during the Cold War. Except this one was a bit of an eye-opener. One-shot, rated T. Kind of a prequel for Bad Medicine. NO ROMANCE.

Through the combined efforts of Theodore Roosevelt and Canada, America attends his first World Meeting in 115 years. Matthew has hopes, but he cannot shield his brother from the other Nations. One-shot; Rated T because I said so. And as always, NO ROMANCE!

Book 3: The sky is dark. Moons and stars, veiled. A halo of blood looms in place of the sun, and magic is weak. Vampires threaten all of Skyrim, and no one knows where to begin. But through the unending night, Meridia compels me. Where I go, so does she. With the help of friends and an unlikely ally, I will find Torug and return the Light of Aetherius to the land I now call home.

Theodore Roosevelt can see that he has a lot of work to do. Semi-historical. Rated T because I felt like it and NO ROMANCE!

In honor of Pi day, or Pie Day, and all things coming around full circle. USUK oneshot crackfic. Alfred loves the Tea Time cafe, even though the coffee is bad and the food is even worse.

Hotshot lawyer Arthur Kirkland goes to New York to settle a simple dissolution. Little does he know what he's in for with Alfred F. Jones on the other side of the table. Lawyers!USUK!AU

"I'm ace." "You're... You're what?" "Ace- asexual. I don't-" "-feel sexual attraction towards anything. Of course I know was asexuality is; I have a Tumblr." What was supposed to be a simple high school romance between theatre kids Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase quickly derails into something far more complicated than either of them ever could have anticipated.

Obama sends out a message to the other living presidents. No offense meant to any.

After the Civil War, and after President Lincoln's assassination, England sees his former colony for the first time in forty-one years. But it isn't a happy reunion. Rated T for propriety. NO ROMANCE!

A brief flight into insanity that came to me while I was eating my mother's delicious apple pie. Please don't take this as a prime example of my other work. One-shot; Rated T because I felt like it. NO ROMANCE!

Exactly what the title says. Rated T, because I said so. And as always, NO ROMANCE!

Book 2: Child of Akatosh. Champion of Meridia. I am Dragonborn, and I am not here by mistake. The gods have a plan for me: to fight the undead, and save Skyrim from destruction. My name is Deborah, and I am a hero by choice. (Sequel to "Hero by Mistake". (Modern insert. Game plots altered. Prior knowledge of game not required. Feat: Meridia, Paarthurnax, Jenassa, Brelyna, Balgruuf)

England is having issues with writer's block when America gives him a call. USUK. Oneshot.

Alfred will always remember his first trip to Europe. Semi-historical one-shot. Rated T, because it's my favorite letter. NO ROMANCE!

Drabble. Alfred Jones and Arthur Kirkland have an agreement. One that no one will ever need know about. Light BDSM, slightly cracky. Series of non-chronological drabbles.

Sequel to "For Want of the Sun." USUK. Supernatural. Character death. One hundred years have passed after the events of FWotS and everything has changed.

So you know those typical Hollywood vampires? The ones that are all black and, dear god, sparkly? With flashy houses and cars, with tons of money from their ancient treasures? ...Yeah, that's not me. Vampire!America; USUK (Renamed from Real Life of a Vampire. M for cursing, lemon, violence, character death.)

England needs help. Harry Potter has been lucky so far, but the Boy Who Lived is going into his third year, and threats loom on the horizon. Watch as the Golden Trio gets help from a shy Canadian, a reluctant American, and an odd Englishman. Takes place in the third year, rated T. NO ROMANCE!

*Trouble spin-off* Northern Ireland is a teenager, and like all teenagers, he experiments sometimes. When he got a girlfriend, his four big brothers decided it was time to have 'the Talk' with him. However, it doesn't exactly go as they hoped... *mentions of adult themes, nothing graphic*

Book 1: Bioarchaeologist. University professor. My name is Deborah, and I am not supposed to be here. I fell into a cave, hit my head, and woke up in a world with swords, barbarians, and magic. I'm lost and not understood, and my only friend has a penchant for blood warpaint. (Revised/edited/BETTER VERSION of this story is at Archive Of Our Own dot Org).

Sequel to Here There Be Monsters. The Winchesters and the team from the BAU meet again and the agents learn that not all monsters are human.

How did the founding fathers discover Alfred's secret? What were their reactions? What did they do? Semi-historical fic. No romance, which means no yaoi, yuri, smut, lemon or anything else like that. Rated T for wiggle room.

America wants payback for some stuff Japan and his government has pulled during WWII. This is a Historical fic one-shot. Rated M because I feel this story might need it.

They have always followed a formula for their stories. Get tricked by a villain, be a damsel in distress, and wait for a prince to save them. But lately, that hasn't been the case. Two-shot, rated T for some room to work.

America's reaction to the Zimmermann note during WW1. Historical fic because I just don't see enough of these. Rated T for some swearing, but not bad.

Two unknown men go out for a night at the famous House of Mouse. But are these two really so unknown? Meant to be a one-shot. No romance or yaoi. Rated T because I just like that letter so much.

A certain bespectacled blond Nation has neglected to show up for the World Meeting he was meant to host. So of course the honor of fetching him falls to England, being one of the few who actually knows where he lives. But first England has to search America's giant house. Oh, what secrets does this building hold? Rated T, because I feel like it. NO ROMANCE!

Sam and Dean stop in a small town in Washington, only to unwittingly become caught up in a case that the BAU is also interested in. What happens when Dean and the team from Quantico are forced to work together to stop a killer before it's too late? Awesome big brother Dean and hurt Sam.