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 Author has written 2 stories for Outsiders, and Caster Chronicles. Hi. This is my profile... I guess. Gender-Female Favorite color(s): blue, grey, purple, black, red Things I like to do: read, sleep, play soccer, play basketball, but my favorite is soccer, and listen to music I'm a ninja. I don't care what everyone else says about it because I am a ninja. Favorite songs: Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men, Tiptoe by Imagine Dragons, I Will Wait by Mumford & Sons, Radioactive by Imagine Dragons, Seven Devils by Florence and the Machine, Demons by Imagine Dragons, and Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons Favorite bands/ singers: Imagine Dragons, Linkin Park, Green Day, Evanescence, Florence and the Machine, Coldplay, Of Monsters and Men, Mumford & Sons, and One Republic Favorite books/series Percy Jackson and the Olympians- “Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.” The Kane Chronicles- “There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” The Heroes of Olympus- “On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.” The Hunger Games- “You love me. Real or not real?" Mortal Instuments- “There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity. "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I'll love you then.” Divergent Trilogy- “I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.” Castor Chronicles- “I'll love you until the day after forever.” The Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Bekendorf whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile. DON'T IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father. So be considerate. Why do we SLEEP in church by stay AWAKE through a two hour movie? Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master... IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god. The Pillsbury Dough Boy is a powerful weapon.. Never doubt the powers of Fanfiction. When in doubt, use the force. Friends offer to make you a sandwich. Best friends let you steal whatever food you want out of their fridge. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience. To oppose something is to maintain its existence. If people lead, the leaders will follow. Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks? I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun! Being weird is like being normal, only better. When you say I'm weird, I laugh because I knew that wayyyy before you did. Your just jealous 'cause we act stupid in public and people still love us! Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems! I'm not weird, your just to normal. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Dang you must be kidding... When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks? Oh yeah... It's againest the law... Darn. I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Like a small Hershey bar!! This is NOT the life I ordered... It's not "When wild animals attack!!" It's more like "When stupid/careless people get bit!" It's so simple to be wise! Just think of something stupid to say and then say the exact opposite... NEVER take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways... And just when I found the key to success...someone goes and changes all the locks!! I used to have a handle on life... and then it broke. It's always funny until someone gets hurt!!...then it's hysterical. The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades. There's always light at the end of the tunnel...just pray it's not a train. A solar eclipse is just a moment without sun. A moment without sun is well...you know... night. Please remind me again. If time is on your side, then what's on the other?? There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't. Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go. If I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong. I don't speak Idiot fluently so please speak slowly and clearly. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. Don't blame yourself. That's my job. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce! The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but It's still on the list. You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. Now we know why some animals eat their own children. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you. This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head. A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today. Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you? Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own. Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure. Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another? He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory. I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving. I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others. I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you. I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me. If you've ever started reading FanFiction from the moment you come home from school at four until 4 am when your mother threatens to donate your computer to a charity shop, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile If you've ever run into something big and obvious in public, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, , NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, A polarbear ate me, If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends think I am weird 4 this one) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings and/or friends god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need (I did one time, and my mom looked at me all weird) to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!" You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (My friend Athena is going to make up dumb, oh wait you already are). Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!" You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. Month One Mommy, Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire PoseidonChick101 ArabellaVioletGray AnnabethIsTheBest demigod-wannabe-love Thalicolover4ever 4everUnstoppable A polarbear ate me If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”. On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. On a motorcycle mirror: “Objects in the mirror are actually behind you”. On a milk bottle: “After opening, keep up right”. On a shower cap box: "Fits one head." On a water heater: “If the building in which heater resides is on fire, do not enter the building”. On a mattress: “Do not attempt to swallow”. On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow "Not intended for highway use." A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks "Harmful if swallowed." A Bathroom Heater "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." A Battery "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." A CD player "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult." A Car Jack "For lifting purposes only." A Cordless Phone "Do not put lit candles on phone." A Halloween Batman costume "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly." A Hammer "Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object." A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." A bottle of shampoo for dogs "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." A box of birthday cake candles "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity." A box of rat poison "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." A camera "This camera only works when there is film inside." A can of air freshener "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers". A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." A hand-held massager "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." A snow sled "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions." A package of dice "Not for human consumption."? A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." A snowblower warns "Do not use snowblower on roof." A sticker on a toilet at a public facility "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." A string of Chinese made Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only." A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." A bottled water label "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (and you thought...?) 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts . Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (wow.) On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Wouldn't I have to open it to learn more?) Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (A bit late, huh?) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (Commentary from xXxDaughterofthe KingxXx: we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...) On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' On a Razor scooter: 'Warning: Product moves' (And I wanted it to to be a chair...) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm . . . something must have gotten lost in the translation . . .) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one . . .) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) On a children's fold-away stroller: Do not fold while child is in stroller. (Wouldn't that save time?) "'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives." For all you PJO and HOO fans out there, if you've ever wondered why all children of Athena have blonde hair, but in the illustration of Athena for the PJO graphic novel Athena has black hair, copy and paste this to your profile. (I can't be the only one that noticed, right?) Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (I love peanut butter, just look at my email adress) Alektorophobia: Fear of chickens( When I was younger I took a field trip to a farm and I got to hold a chicken) Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. (I love this one! It's hilarious!) Bibliophobia: Fear of books. (I have no idea how someone could be afraid of books. Well, unless they went to war with them in a dream and lost. that happened to me once, except it was with cookies and milk and I won.) Cathisophobia: Fear of sitting. ( They must be REALLY tired) Dextrophobia: Fear of objects at the right side of the body (No comment) Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking. (How would they survive?) Euphobia: Fear of hearing good news. Geliophobia: Fear of laughter. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words. (That is ironically funny) Mnemophobia: Fear of memories Pantophobia: Fear of everything. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others. If Phineas and Ferb is one of the only good cartoons out there these days, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile. If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio. If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face Wierd words I made.( my mom toke away my phone, computer, and tv so I was bored) Jeckey- a group, such as instead of saying "break off into groups of 3", you would say "break off into jeckeys of three" Pongolitily- crazy "You are pongolitily" Wow that is really short, I'll come up with more later. Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool, and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a crack, Mummy i was a good girl, I went to school, i got straight A's, i even got the gold, but Mummy when i went to school that day, i never said goodbye, i'm sorry Mummy, i had to go, but Mummy please don't cry, when Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother, Mummy please tell Daddy that I love him verymuch, and tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush, and tell my dear little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that i'll be waiting for her now, and tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best, Mummy i'm not the first i'm not better than the rest, Mummy tell my teachers i won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please dont let this pass, Mummy why did it have to be me no one deserves this, Mummy warn the others, i left without a kiss, and mummy tell the doctors i know they really did try, i think i even saw a doctor trying not to cry, mummy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest, mummy i ran as fast as i could when i heard the crack, mummy listen to me if you would, i wanted to go to college, i wanted to try things that were new, i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the zoo, i wanted to get married, i wanted to have a kid, i wanted to be an actress, mummy i wanted to live, but mummy i must go now, the time is getting late, mummy tell my Chris im sorry i had to cancel our date, i love you mummy i always have, i know you know it's true, mummy all i wanted to say is "mummy i love you" In memory of the Columbine students that were lost, please if you would, pass this around, i'd be happy if you could, don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say, goodbye. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you read Fanfiction so much that you confuse what happens in the fan-made stories with what happened in the real book/movie/ T.V show etc. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you read Fanfiction so much that you get yelled at to watch T.V. (I was sad for days :( ) If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair back wards copy this into your profile Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have multiple pages of Fanfiction on the Internet on your iPod and read it all through the night. You know you live in 2012 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without cable. 4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace. 6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs. I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!" If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, 4everUnstoppable, A polarbear ate me If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends think I am weird 4 this one) If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DONT DO IT!!!"The other 2% would be screaming "JUMP! JUMP!" But me I would be out of the 1% that would be pushing him off saying "DIE!!" If you have ever read a 2,500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, SeaweedBrainGirl11, A polarbear ate me 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, 4everUnstoppable, A polarbear ate me Things to do When Bored in a Store Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" I don't obsess! I think intensely. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me MOO... I'm a fish Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do Love isn't about joy, its about endurance Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile. Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (God knows how many times that has happened to me) (Praying) Dear God, thank you for putting a hand over my mouth today. That could have ended badly. I had a dream... and in it something eats you. Me sarcastic? Nooooo. Does it hurt to be stupid? Procrastinators UNITE! Tomorrow. You can't have everything... where would you put it? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. When everything's coming your way, your in the wrong lane. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. They say hard work never hurt anybody. But why take the chance. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'mBLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you'reWHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... (\ _ /) This is Bunny. FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me FRIENDS: Ask me for my number BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide. I ran with scissors - and lived! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling? He who laughs last thinks slowest. When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say physco like it's a bad thing... Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. Cute but psycho - things even out. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight. You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you. I am not weird... just plotting. I don't obsess! I think intensely! Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain. I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. So if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!" I used all my sick days so I called in dead. Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty! Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil. An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity... WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework. Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. If I throw a stick, will you go away? I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was. Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, and be claimed by a Greek god. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste. If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this to your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever fallen off a chair back wards, copy and paste this into your profile. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face I hear your silence loud and clear Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Lifes Tough, get a helmet Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do "Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel" "Life isn't about finding yourself it's about creating yourself" "The face can speak a thousand emotions, but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels" "Whenever i'm hurt i just wear a fake smile, tell everything's alright even though i want to cry" "I wish i was little again when the hardest choice was picking a crayon" "Life may not always be as good as it should be but it's never as bad as it could be" Don't wait for the perfect moment take the moment and make it perfect" "Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits" "Music is my life" "Your the ice to my cream the cocoa to my puffs the m to my m&m's but mostly your the best to my friend" "Death leaves a heartache no one can repair but love leaves a memory no one can steal" "Think happy thoughts" "Keep calm and carry on" "We've survived Y2k, bird flu, swine flu, and mad cow disease 2012 BRING IT ON" "We laugh at each other's dumbest jokes, put up with each others worst moods go along with each others crazy ideas thats what makes us the most amazing best friends" "Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us" "The real test of friendship is can you do literally nothing without them? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?" "I may look calm but in my head i've killed you 3 times" "Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye" "Love is the beauty of the soul" "Every noble work is at first impossible" "A small leak can sink a great ship" "All things are difficult before they are easy" "Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future" "Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets" "I like poetry long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick" "Forget the risk take the fall if its meant to be its worth it all" "Everything happens for a reason" "Never regret something that made you smile" "Move on it's just a chapter in the past but don't close the book just turn the page" "Laugh as much as you breath and love as much as you live" My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I'm starting to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! 21 things to do in a lift 1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. MEOW occasionally. 6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7. SAY -DING at each floor. 8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21. SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?" 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" 33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell different people that you can see their aura. 35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..." THINGS TO THINK ABOUT 1) I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3) I totally take back all those times i didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4) There is a great need for a sarcasm font. 5) How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6) Map Quest really needs to start their directions at #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 7) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 8) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 9) Bad decisions make good stories. 10)I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 11) "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this--ever. 12) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring ["Hello? Hello? Dang it!"] but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 13) I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 14) I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth. It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing. I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. I hear your silence loud and clear. According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Belief gets in the way of learning. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone. Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains. Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing! If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . . When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing. If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me. Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out. The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Be insane- well behaved people never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions. It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it? Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . . I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!" Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. "Sir, we're surrounded!" If you are excited about the Hunger Games movie, copy to your profile. Haikus are random If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile. (Yep.. People think I'm insane now.. They're right...) 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(e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. ) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Put this on your site
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can think of a song in relation to almost anything, copy and paste this onto your profile. Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile! 1 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door 4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks 16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde 18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire 20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling 21 () You've fallen asleep in class 22 () Sometimes you just stop thinking 29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it 30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket 31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace... 32 (x) You break a lot of things 33 (x) Your friends know not to use big words around you 34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused 37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day 38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say 39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong Before you can be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid :-D If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. (I totally do this!) I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!) If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. Roses are red, Girls „ºø„„øº„øº ºø„ PERCY JACKSON „øº copy and paste „øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø„ if you love „øº„øººø„ºø„ percy jackson Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly Like a G6, Then JLo fell On the Floor, Nelly then woke up and said PHEW! it was Just A Dream. If you actually don't enjoy Twilight, copy this onto your profile. If you think saying or texting IKR! is really stupid but you do it anyway, copy this onto your profile. If you do not enjoy Pre-Algebra and/or Algebra, copy this onto your profile. You say Twilight, I say HARRY FREAKING POTTER! You say vampires, I say demigods. You say werewolves, I say wizards. You say you want to meet Stephanie Meyer, I say I want to meet Rick Riordan and J.K. Rowling You say Edward is smoking hot, I say Percy Jasckon is FREAKING HOT (No puns here people.) You say Team Jacob, I say Team Percy You say Edward and Bella? DUDE, PERCABETH (Percy and Annabeth), RORMIONE (Ron and Hermione), HANNY (Harry and Ginny), TEMUS (Tonks and Remus), JIPER (Jason and Piper),Hartemis (Artemis and Holly), Keeta (Katniss and Peeta), Fax (Fang and Max), Frazel (Frank and Hazel), Zarter (Zia and Carter), and Tor (Four and Tris)! If you think that the Cookie Crisp wolf should stop coping the Trix Rabbit and needs to get his own life, copy and paste this into your profile. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. R.I.P.-Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood. They will never be forgotten When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!! Intellegence is knowing that the water that falls from the sky is rain. Wisdom is having enough sense to get out of it. You will learn that over time two things will not change: boy's brains and the fact that all schools are boring. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set. Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty! Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes. "Never hire a colorblind electrician." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug." There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs. I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!" THE BELL When in doubt, make up words -Im not saying your stupid im just implying it I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE AM I? A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! A day without sunshine is like... night. I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? That's just torture! Favorite Quotes and Sayings "If you can't look at the bright side of life, polish the dull side." "I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours." On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key." When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. When you are confused, I will use little words. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. My family tree is full of nuts. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. What is another word for "thesaurus"? A new survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the population. You'll always be my best friend - you know too much! Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance. Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it. It never rains, it pours. A clean house is a sign of a wasted house. Organised people are just too lazy to look for things. If I killed everyone that was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page. IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!! If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!! Copy and paste this on to your profile if you are obssesed with TKC/PJO/HoO and Know what that means Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love reading really long books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile Copy and paste this into your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird! If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile If your parents love to embarrass you, copy and paste this on your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. (This is untrue, i don't like chocolate, i LOVE chocolate!) If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile. If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. (All the freakin' time!) If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny, copy and paste this into your profile. When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. God created man-THEN had a better idea! A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. They never suspect the short one. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo? You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!! Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "To be is to do" Socrates "To do is to be" Sartre "Do be do be do." Sinatra Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me... Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow. Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? We're so cool ice cubes are jealous. Im not as random as you think I salad. It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either. Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme? Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for. If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Wanna hear a joke? ...Miley Cyrus. On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves? I see no good reason to act my age. Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh? Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos? Making us all wish we were blind: Speedo. If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar hero told me. I tried being normal, but I didn't like it. There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking The below statement is true: The above statement is false In a world of Cheerios, be a Froot Loop! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. God must love stupid people...he made so many Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. Hi! I'm human. What're you? I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident. Sometimes all we need are each other. Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet. One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know. I wanted to send you something AWESOME... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box... RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur! Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”. Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to heaven? Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid! They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine! It's better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life! Only You!... can help me hide the bodies! Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3 A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile Lady Gaga taught me it’s ok to be different. Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love. Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through. Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right. Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me. Music taught me how to live. BUT, most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week! 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Seven days without GOD will make one weak. I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, a polarbear ate me 10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at. 2. Order pizza from McDonald's. 3. Get hit by a parked car. 4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday. 5. Try to sell your money. 6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano. 7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store. 8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose. 9. Try to go swimming without getting wet. 10. Ask for diet water at a restaraunt. 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn This is This cat Go back and read the 3rd word in every sentence (I made some guys in my class do that two of them didn't get it) -The road to success is always under construction. -If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. -Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. -After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." -Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. What you call dog with no legs? -"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." -I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you have ever considered going to/call the Empire State Building to ask for an audience with a god/goddess, copy and paste this into your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read copy and paste this on your profile. Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity!copy and paste this into your profile! You Know You are Living in 2011 When... 1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have an email address. The average woman would rather have beauty then brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Marriage is give and take: you’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me? Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! 7 Ways to scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE 1000 Percy Jackson fan! 1000 Demigod PONDER THIS Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?(even my dad wondered about that) Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals? -BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. -Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - - if you don't ask no one can say no - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. - If trying fails cover up all evidence that you tried. This Ones For The Girls If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats' If your not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep your's is on the inside that's where it counts If you'd rather read then party GREAT If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone If your a geek scream it from the roof tops If your a nerd be proud of your brain and if your a gerk... well you get the point 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave 6. Only in 7. Only in America...do we use 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to 10. Only in America...do they have HATERS= H-having A-anger T-towards E-everyone R-reaching S-success Don't be a hater! RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS "This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob." "Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb." "Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?" "If you can't convince them, confuse them." "Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs." "A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws." "Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?" "I ran with scissors, and lived!" "Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?" "Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!" "I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?" "Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions." "Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! "Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said." "Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother?" "If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)" "'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives." 'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives." Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERy, VERY Attractive!) Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Hieroglyphics are fun to read. A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the life that is waiting for us. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. (My spanish teacher says this all the time!) Forgiveness is the cleansing fire that burns away old regrets and resentments. "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." —Mark Twain One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us. There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Casey Stengel All men are equal before fish. Herbert Hoover Be obscure clearly Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. Can we actually "know" the universe? My gods, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. "More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel? What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap? Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm. The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true. A line is a dot that went for a walk can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. Just because nobody complains, doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me, however, is another matter. Home is where the couch is. Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Don't hit kids. . . . . no seriously, they got guns now. I'm rad, you're rad . . . but if you hug me, I will slap you silly. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER! . . . unless you're an amnesiac. Take candy, not drugs. Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall. Elmo watches you from your closet. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I have yet to figure out why. Lost your pen= No pen Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." Dr. Seuss "Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope." Dr. Seuss "Only you can control your future." Dr. Seuss "ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!" Dr. Seuss "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." Dr. Seuss "Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" Dr. Seuss "I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights." Dr. Seuss "Being crazy isn't enough." Dr. Seuss "Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you" Dr. Seuss "I'm glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone." Dr. Seuss The Stairs WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS Katniss is the Girl on Fire. If you are against the Capitol, post this on your profile. Katniss12Everdeen, Obiwanlivesforever, a polarbear ate me DNA- National Dyslexia Assoiaction |
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