After being locked up in a coffin by Hojo and Lucrecia, Vincent wakes up to find that they're both dead and Sephiroth is alive and well. After a bit of coercion Rufus and Veld, Vincent decides to rejoin the Turks as Head of the Department. Things go rather well until Vincent starts getting hot flashes and Sephiroth says he wants to be friends.

If Dr. Hojo wanted him to act like he was insane, then by Gaia, he was going to give them insane. It would be fantastic. It would be godly. It would be, like, "Party up in Nibelheim. #jenova #milf #hometownswag #sailthecosmos". WARNINGS: OBSCENE language, suggested violence throughout. Lemon flavoured. Pure crack. Slightly OOC. Nibelheim incident with minor timeline alterations.