Jughead Jones, leader of the Southside Serpents, rolls up to Pop's one night, expecting it to be another lonely burger filled evening. However, a brave blonde with an inner darkness from out of town peeks his interest. They share something much more intimate then flesh against flesh over a couple of pink milkshakes, two burgers, and a plate of fries. AO3/Wattpad/FF

With Pop's perennially open diner closed for a few days, what are two hungry teenagers to do? Yes, it's breaking and entering, but it's for a good cause: a date with Jughead Jones. When he discovers a milkshake isn't all Betty's after, Jughead's prepared to think it's a very good cause indeed. Rated M for all the things you've never seen these characters do in a booth at Pop's.