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I'm RedBlossom of RiverClan, and I'm fairly new to the Fanfic scene. I'm also awful at writing my profile apparently! Please R & R on my stories (they're a helluva lot better than this pitiful paragraph, I promise.).

20 Random Facts That You Didn't Really Need To Know About Your's Truly:

1) I have brown hair and eyes. Meh.

2) I have glasses. Meh.

3) I very much dislike Twilight and cannot figure out what all the fuss is about. (Although you are entitled to your opinion.)

4) I don't like Crowfeather and can't see why all the she-cats love him.

5) I am (in the words of a very good fanfic author, ShoutFinder.) a grammar-warrior.

6) When I'm upset I go all deep and meaningful and philosophical, and write depressing poetry.

7) That said, I'm generally a very happy person.

8) Sarcasm is my greatest weapon, in my hands it is deadly(ish)

9) I can spell antidisestablishmentarianism without using spell check and I am very proud of it.

10) My favourite words are metemsychosis, paradoxical, idiosyncracy, pneumatisation and pontification. Read them out loud. Go on! Pontification! Shout it out! Metemsychosis! Metemsy-bloody-beautiful-chosis!

11) I HATE Mary-Sues in fanfiction. click on this link for why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldDpr02g-TM

12) My absolute favourite book is 'My Name Is Mina' by David Almond.

13) My absolute favourite series of books is... either Redwall or Warriors, not sure which.

14) My absolute favourite Shakespeare character is Beatrice. Let's hear it for wit! I'm a poet, and I know it!

15) No offense to any Americans on here, but I find the way you say aluminium annoying. It isn't aloooooominum, it's said al-you-min-ee-um. (Although, I bet that you find the way we say it incredibly annoying too!)

16) On the subject of Americans: colour is not spelt color, odour is not spelt odor etc, etc. We English made up the language, what we say, goes.

17) I think that Robert Pattinson is incredibly unnattractive, but you are entitled to your opinion.

18) Music-wise, my taste is varied, I like Queen, The Beatles, Adele, Jessie J, Noah and the Whale, Blur, Lady Gaga and Olly Murs.

19) I live for hot chocolate.

20) I am the agony-aunt in my friendship group.

And that concludes '20 Random Facts That You Didn't Really Need To Know About Your's Truly'

List 11 people, dead or alive, real or fictional, who you would invite to dinner. Include the dinner menu:

1.) My sister

2.) My closest friend, (Luvsya Tabby Cat!)

3.) Fang (From Maximum Ride. Seven words: Oops, I'm in love with a fictional character!)

4.) Harry Potter

5.) Adele

6.) Helena Bonham Carter

7.) Squirrellflight (Warriors)

8.) Eponine (Les Miserables)

9.)My other BFF, (Luvsya Popps!)

10.) Basil Stag Hare (Redwall)

11.) Beatrice (Much Ado About Nothing)

I think we’d have a nice time. Absolutely crazy, but a nice time. I would serve chicken korma takeaway, chocolate espresso tart, and Doritos. A lot of Doritos.

Warrior Cats fan Oath
I'll remember Brightheart when I see a scar one someone's face
I will think of WindClan when I win a race
I'll remember Silverstream when I see a young mother
I'll remember Violet when I worry about my brother
I will remember Goosefeather when nobody believes me
I will think of Scourge when someone's teased for being tiny
I'll remember Mothwing when I find it hard to believe
I'll be reminded of Princess when I see someone, who seems naive
I'll always think of Heathertail when someone wants to be 'just friends'
I will think of StarClan when I am near the end
I will think of Tawnypelt whenever I feel judged
I will think of Darkstripe when somebody holds a grudge
I promise to remember Cinderheart when I climb a tree
I'll remember Midnight whenever I'm at sea
I'll remember Leafpool when I must follow my heart
I will think of Hollyleaf if I ever fall apart,
I'll remember Brambleclaw when I must prove myself
I'll remember Spottedleaf when I'm suffering from bad health
I'll remember Lionblaze when I am feeling strong
I'll remember Tigerstar if I choose the path that’s wrong
I'll remember Dovewing when I hear of something far away
I'll remember Cloudtail when a kitten catches their first prey
I'll remember Bluestar whenever I must choose
I'll remember Crowfeather when the one I love, I loose
Feathertail will be in my mind whenever I must be brave
And I'll remember The Tribe when I'm in a cave
I'll remember Ashfur when somebody breaks my heart
I'll remember Barley when me and my siblings are far apart
I'll remember Ivypool when I try to be the best
I'll remember Firestar when my loyalty's put to the test
I'll remember Crookedstar if someone abandons me
I'll remember Ravenpaw if I ever have to flee
I'll remember Jayfeather when I have a strange dream
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt whenever I eat cream
I'll always think of Cinderpelt when my leg is sore
I'll remember Longtail when I can see no more
I'll remember the many battles when I see conflict or strife
I promise to remember all these cats for the rest of my life.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

17/24

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver is one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

6/24

Methinks I'm a girl. XD

1) Write down your five favorite cats from warriors in no particular order! (don't use 'stars)

-Fireheart

-Yellowfang

-Tawnypelt

-Cinderpelt

-Leafdapple

2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Firepelt. S'okay.

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Yellowpelt. Sure!

4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Leaffang. It's a little wierd, but I'd never make fun of a Warrior unless i wanted my face clawed off!

5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Firedapple. That's actually an awesome name, I shall use it. The genre will be adventure/romance

6) What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Heartfang and Tawnyleaf. Hmmm... "ShadowClan's Prophecy, The New Light" I might write that actually...

7) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Hearttawny, I'd never use that name.

8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Peltfang... cream coloured, bad dental hygiene?

9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Tawnyfire. Very brave and determined. I might use that name actually...

10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 5's first name)?

Fireleaf. Maybe... I wouldn't, but it has a bit of a ring to it.

Write Down 10 Random Warriors!

1) Squirrelflight

2) Spottedleaf

3) Breezepaw

4) Hollyleaf

5) Brightheart

6) Graystripe

7) Mistyfoot

8) Tigerstar

9) Littlecloud

10) Rowanclaw

1) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing? Hmm.. Brightheart and Breezepaw... If they were the same age, maybe. Brightheart's kindness would be good for Breezepaw.

2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4? Littlecloud wouldn't be looking for a mate but, definitely Hollyleaf!

3) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7? Squirrelflight and Rowanclaw fighting over Mistyfoot? NEVER!!!!!!!

4) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8. Tigerstar and Spottedleaf? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

5) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out? Mistyfoot walked in on Brightheart and Rowanclaw? Aside from the impossibility of this, Rowanclaw would go: "what is that fishy smell?" and they'd all start fighting.

6) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3? Hollyleaf would deffo slap Breezepaw.

7) Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2? Squirrelflight and Spottedleaf? I'll have a look... Nope

8) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like? Graystripe and Tigerstar? Blurgh!!

9) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7? Hollyleaf wouldn't use a pickup line on Mistyfoot, ever!

10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with? Breezepaw and Graystripe fighting? Tigerstar'd just join in the fight.

Quick! Write down 12 Random Warriors!

1) Spottedleaf

2) Firestar

3) Tigerstar

4) Littlecloud

5) Rowanclaw

6) Jayfeather

7) Brook Where Small Fish Swim

8) Ferncloud

9) Dovewing

10) Leafpool

11) Darkstripe

12) Dustpelt

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfiction before? Jayfeather/Darkstripe. NOOOOO!! Everything about that is wrong!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Littlecloud is a cat. Suuuurrrre, I think he's totally hot. *Heavy sarcasm*

3.) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? Dustpelt and Ferncloud? Lol, they'd make lots and lots and lots of kits, most of whom would die...

4) Do you recall any fics about nine? Dovewing, yeah.

5) Would two and six make a good couple? Frestar and Jayfeather? NOOOOO!!!!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Rowanclaw/Dovewing or Rowanclaw/Leafpool? Rowanclaw/Dovewing.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? Brook walked in on Firestar and Ferncloud? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Tigerstar invitesLeafpool to the Dark Forest... But who else will be there?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? Spottedleaf/Ferncloud? StarClan, no!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? Brook/Dustpelt? Though your kits are gone...

11) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? Leafpool? Um, IDK, "CROWFEATHER! CINDERPELT! COME BACK TO ME!!"

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use? Ferncloud? Lady Madonna by the Beatles because it's about a mother.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Spottedleaf/Jayfeather/Dustpelt? Warning: Do not use any of the herbal remedies mentioned... THEY DON'T WORK!!!!

7) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Leafpool/Firestar... Leafpool: Sooo, what's your opinion on incest? Firestar:EW! You dirty little...

8) Ferncloud and Spottedleaf are in a happy relationship until Rowanclaw runs off with Dovewing. After Ferncloud dumps Spottedleaf for Dustpelt Jayfeather gets upset and retaliates by dating Dustpelt. Alone and broken-hearted, Spottedleaf travels in search of a friend. Finally, Spottedleaf meets Littlecloud and Brook. The three loners meet Leafpool who tells each of them to look for love. Littlecloudfinds Tigerstar, Brook gets Darkstripe, but now Spottedleaf is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Jayfeather and Firestar.

What would be a good title for this? Everybody in the forest goes Batshit Crazy.

20) What would the genre(s) be? Comedy/parody

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

Firestar... Nah, he's too angst-y for me.

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

Spottedfeather... Nice name, not such a great villain name.

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take the first part of your your favorite warriors name):

Spotted. I'm assuming that would change to Spot or Spotty or something more kittypet-y

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (dark favorite forest animal):

Darkfox. Quite a good one actually.

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Rivershadow. That is an awesome name!!

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

Pillow.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My cat violently attacked my hand when she was under the impression that it was a strangely shaped mouse.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I don't just talk, I yell.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? See above (20 facts)

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No idea.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? For my crush to like me back.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My sister.

. HOW TALL ARE YOU? No idea.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My friends, my poetry, my books and ny sister.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yup.

11. DO YOU GETSCARED IN THE DARK? I'm not ashamed to admit that i am still scared of the dark sometimes.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY Me. I tripped over. Yes, I'm a wimp.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I am a girl and I love flowery smells.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYECOLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Black hair, green eyes. But humour is more important.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Hate them both.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Mushrooms.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Mushrooms.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Ew, no.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFTYOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? Shrug?

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? yup.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I'll wear any brand if i like it and it's comfy.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yup, a cat named Bebe.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A cat, duh.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? It would be just my luck if I did.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Bear hugz!!

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONETO A HUNDRED: 13

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? It doesn't matter. It's their personality.

2. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Why do you want to know? Creeper.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? The way Americans say aluminium. See 20 facts.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? I'm not IN the US.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I can fall over on any surface that you present to me.

36. METANYONE FAMOUS? Yes actually; Zoe Wanamaker

37. FIRST JOB? Creeper...

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yup.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Writing.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope.

42. WHAT DO YOU GETCOMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My dress sense. XD

3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Books and crazy socks.

5. HOW MANY KIDSDO YOU WANT? IDK.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Almost every night,

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Creeper...

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Steak!!!!!

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails. it usually happens when i'm nervous or anxious.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't have many CDs.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Well duh! Combined, me and my clone can overpower the world!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough cough*

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No. It's what's on the inside that counts. (But the outside is a nice little bonus.)

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? By writing poetry. And imagining torturing the person who is making me so pissed off.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE Nonexistent