Hey! My name's Elle.

I have a thing for outrageously gay men and overpriced shoes. Occasionally together :)

...I have no idea what else to say about me. So, instead, here is, hands-down, the best fanfic quote EVER.

After Sunday's marvelous leather pants success, Draco decided to stick with the "dress outrageously gay" theme all week.

Monday he wore skintight jeans with a midriff shirt that read "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" and put copious amounts of glitter on his face.

Lucius nearly had a heart attack.

Tuesday he wore a pink track suit with white stripes down the sides and a matching pink sweatband, and Lucius locked himself in his study and refused to come out all day.

Wednesday he wore a pure white suit with a pale pink shirt, matching sheer pink sunglasses, and a pink man-bag that would have rivaled the Dark Lord's, in which he had placed DLM so he could carry the rabbit around all day.

Lucius muttered some nonsense about needing to check on his charity donations and ran off and hid in the Ministry of Magic. After all, denial is a hell of a lot easier when you combine it with avoidance.

-Dragon Tamer, Chapter 26 (jennavere)