This is the joint account of Bob (Beia, Beijiou Lenova) and Sil (Nat, Natty Nat Nat). We will try to update as soon as we can.

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no freaking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why…because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh-t up in two seconds. When I play rock-paper-scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh sh-t! I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you a--hole.”

And we know that this is already on both of our profiles, but we're just spreadin' the lurve.

CURRENTLY--Beia: @ a new school...and hating it! :D

CURRENTLY--Natty: is writing her status.

Names: Beijou and Natalia

Celebrity-Look-Alikes: Eva Longoria (B), Emily Browning (C)

Biggest Lie We've Ever Told: (B)-- My brother's not related to me./// (C)--I look like Emily Browning.

Favorite people: Each other! --coughcough--

Favorite Quotes: (B)-- To the world you maybe one person, but to one person you maybe the world./// (C)--Unknown

Favorite Colors: (B) Orange/// (C) Blue

Interests: (B)-- Love's being nerdy and video crazed. Is highly awesome and love's electronics./// (C)-- Guitar, Track, Football, Music, Sketching, Doodling, Soccer, etc.

Favorite Season: (B)--Fall/// (C)--Autumn--Hey! Great minds think alike!

Favorite Song For Now: (B)--'Don't Stop Believing' by Journey(C)-- 'Mexico' by CAKE

Life Song...For Now: (B) 'Here Comes The Sun' by The Beatles/// (C)--'Rock N Roll' by Eric Hutchinson

Inner Superhero : (B)--Kick ass Xena: Warrior Princess// (C)--Phoenix (C: Inner superhero? What the hell?/// B: --laughs-- Yeah)

But Looks Most Like: (B) Kitty/// (C) Rogue

Push Power: (B)--Mover/// (C)--Pusher (B: Why am I a mover?/// C: I dunno. Why am I a pusher?)

--Most Alike--

Teen Titans: (B)--Beast Boy (But wants to be Raven because she's a girl) /// (C)--Starfire, but really likes Cy (C: I am not her, you zordmorking chlorbag varbernelks!///B: Mmmhmm. Sure. Whatever)

Total Drama Island (Or Action, whatever): (B) Leshawna/// (C) Gwen

Peter Pan: (B) Tinkerbell/// (C) Tootles

Lead Nickelodeon Characters: (B)--True Jackson/// (C)--Carly Shay

Shoes (Not a show or anything...just shoes): (B)--Teva's/// (C)--Chuck Taylor's

Beia: Sir, I challenge you!

Charlie: Challenge me to what? Who can get drunk first?
I’m pretty sure you’ve got that covered.

Beia: No sir. I challenge you a duel. Swords only.

Charlie: Awww! I wanted to use a fork!

Beia: And how would you duel me with a fork?

Charlie: Simple, one jab straight at the eye.

Beia: You wouldn’t dare.

Charlie: Oh, wouldn’t I? (grins)

Beia: Okay, you probably would. Let’s lay down the rules.

1. NO FORKS
2. The man who lives, wins.

Charlie: Wait, you mean one of is gonna…gonna die?

Beia: Yes, and it won’t be me. For you see, Charlie, I plan to chop you into a million tiny little pieces.

Charlie: Why a million? Why not a million and one?

Beia: Charlie! I said a million and that’s that. (stamps foot)

Charlie: Good luck, counting that.

Beia: Grrrrrrr! Come, Charlie, for now we duel.

Charlie: Awwwww! Can’t I have a couple of hours to prepare?

Beia: NO! (Gets up from his seat) We duel now! (turns around and then faints clutching his heart)

Charlie: Hmm. (shrugs) Looks like I win. (Walks off whistling)

Beia: Wait. Why were we guys before?

Charlie:--shruggs--Sir sounded better than Lady?

Beia: Ook...

Charlie: Heh. Is that all?

Beia: Yes.

Charlie: o.O

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