Hey, there!

My name is Helen. However, I have so graciously decided that you peasants may call me Hel. Anything else will get you sent there! MWAHAHAHA! Yes, I know, my evil laughter is excellent. I learned it from the best, namely, Vick, or Tori, or dreamerdoll...whatever she goes by these days. I get to call her anything, though, because I'm her favorite. So there. Except maybe Vicky Vicky Valentine, or Fatty Lumpkin, but who cares? That's just disturbing, and she won't let ANYONE call her that. LOL.

As you can tell, I suppose, she is one of my closer friends, my closest at times. We know things about each other that no one else knows, and might not ever know. She is, in her own words, totally insane. HAH! I finally made her admit it. Then, she corrected herself by saying she was an "Evil, insane, dictatress!" Haha...anyway, the point of this whole account was because she forced me to get one, and since I'm so great and everything, I did, and am allowing her to post things on it that she can't on her own. So there you go. Anyway, besides that, I will tell you nothing.

SO HAH, LOSERS!
~Hel

Okay, I take it back. She's forced me to add things about me. No fair, really, but whatever. She sucks arse.

I'm the big 15 (SOON TO BE 16, HAH, VIC!) and live in a big city in an even bigger state and in a huge country...Namely, I live in Washington, Olympia in the United States...I'm attempting to get her to come here for college, actually. I think she's going to, too...I've persuaded her, brought her over to the dark side. MWAHAHAHA! cue evil music

Besides that? I'm unfortunately not athletic in the least, though I will grudgingly admit that badminton is fine, as sports go. She's under the mistaken expression that I'll be playing it at uni if she comes here. HAH! Eh. I enjoy reading, mostly dirty fanfiction though. Hehehe...Writing is all good and well, I suppose too. Now I'm done! If you think you're getting more out of me, Vic, you can go to hell! Loser...