"... Violets are blue, energon is sweet, and so are you!" Happy Valentine's Day from the Transformers! The best thing is their Valentine's cards come all year round. So sit back with some chocolate, and read the poems they've written you! Rated just for safety...

Just a few blooper ideas from Transformers Prime I came up with...

Megatron knew his numbers were falling and he also knew that he had to do something in order to bring them back up. Even if it meant doing something as strange and unthinkable as many had called the project he ordered his most loyal do endure. But by doing this will he really make his army grow or will a certain red medic actually lessen it. Mechpreg and Rated T just to be safe.

June has finally decided to call up Jack's father and have all three meet for the first time in 16 years. Jack is about to have a shock when he finds out exactly who his father is.

Liana has decided to apply for a babysitter opening on Cybertron. Despite her being organic she hopes that the leader of the decepticons will let her have the position of watching his son...baby Megatron! (TF Animated universe) Please R&R!

After Thrust asks Skywarp how to court seekers, Skywarp decides to give him hilariously bad advice as a prank. The best part about it? Thrust uses this information on Starscream...aka Skywarp's brother. Chaos ensues.

Starscream is turned into a sparkling during a battle... WHAT! How did THIS Happend! How is it going to be FIXED? How are the Decepticons going to SURVIVE this tiny terror? Read on to find out! -mostly fluff and cuteness, but will contains the occasional smut and slash-

When Violet's plane crashes on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, she finds herself in a survival situation involving pigs, fires, and a whole lot of boys. Rated T, may change later on. Main boys involve Jack, Ralph, and Simon, but I'm only allowed to choose two for the Character Settings.

This human piqued his curiosity. She prided her looks above all else. The narcissistic and conceited girl kissed the mirror as much as he did. He tracked her down, manipulated the cortical psychic patch for her, this human he wished to explore, to taste. Knock Out could hardly wait to slaughter his little lamb. KO/Sierra

During her time as the only human aboard the Nemesis, Amity has learned a few things about the Decepticons. Mainly, that there are certain things you should and shouldn't do if you don't want the 'Cons using you as a kickball.

Sorry for the retarded title.Well our English class was reading this book and I was thinking, 'OMJ these boys need a motherly figure. Or at least a stinking girl in there' So here we are I hope you like it. RalphxOCxJack Rated M for future lemons.

Sari is heart broken. Blitzwing is injured in a fight with Megatron. What would happen if they happend to meet? Will she help him? Will he be able to heal her? You'll just have to read and find out. Bumblebee/Sari/Blitzwing Rated M just to be safe.