Patched-up Matryoshkahide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, and Higurashi/Umineko series. Hello party people! These are some things you should know about me: LIKES: OK with yaoi and yuri, pasta, anime, manga, retro cartoons, all things 90's, shoes,socks, dogs, Misandry, laughing, fail pictures, animals, sushi, music, writing, drawing, bad Mexican novellas, The sun, and animation. DISLIKES: Angst stories, spelling mistakes, fanfiction that's all one paragraph, fanfiction that has WAY too much bad words, ignorance, arrogance, racism, sexism, or any form of bigotry. Favorite things I like to watch: Puella Magi Madoka MagicaFreakazoid, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Panty and Stocking with Garter Belt, Hetalia: Axis Powers and World Series, Neon Genesis Evangelion, South Park, Higurashi, Inuyasha, , Bleach, Black Jack, Ranma 1/2, Ouran High school Host Club, Dragon Ball, Death Note, Code Geass, True Life, Beck, Romeo x Juliet, Interstella 5555, Astro Boy, Baccano!, One Piece, Yugioh!, Pokemon, Spirited Away, Transformers, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Loveless, Gravitation, Elfen Lied, Lucky Star and Prince of Egypt. Favorite Books: Cunt(yes it's a book), Shanghai Girls, Love and Rockets, Bless me Ultima, The House on Mango Street, Always Running, The Silver Kiss, Their Eyes Were Watching God, A Raisin in the Sun, Star Girl, The Bible, The Harry Potter Series(oh sweet irony.), The Los Angeles BB Murder Case, Persepolis, Apollo's song, Black Jack, Sin City, and The LOTR series. About Shipping
I've been thinking about it, and I'll write fanfiction when I get better. Or over summer. Who knows. more about me 1. What is your name? Alexia. 2. How old are you? Mentally or physically? 3. Are you a boy or a girl? Woman 4. When were you born? January 24 5. What color are your eyes? Brown 6. What color is your hair? Brown 7. Is it long or short? Princess long 8. Curly or straight? Wavy 9. What color is your skin? Olive tone 10. Are you short or tall? Short 11. Do you have any pets? A child-biting lion-bear-dog named Scamp 12. Where do you live? LA 13. Do you have body piercings? Just my ears. 14. Do you have brothers or sisters? Two brothers. Both ugly 15. Are you (A) Straight (B) Gay/Lesbian (C) Bi? I am here and I am Queer 16. Are you neat or messy? Neat on the weekends 17. Are you shy? Painfully. 18. Are you single? Forever 19. Do you live in a house or apartment? My house. 20. Are you popular? *LAUGHS MANICALLY THEN STARTS CRYING VIOLENTLY* FAVORITES 21. Color? Pastel colors 22. Food? Guatemalan, Mexican and Chinese food 23. Drink? Yes 24. Place? My bed 25. Animal? Sloths 26. Flower? Lavender and Cactus 27. Car? A lowrider please 28. Song? "All Men are Pigs" by Studio Killers 29. Movie? Anything Sci-Fi or Musical 30. Show? The Walking Dead, Green Lantern, Community, American Horror Story, Transformers 31. Game? Pokemon (), Kirby, Sly Cooper, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Uncharted, Uno. 32. Person? Tom Hiddleston ( ).。ｏ 33. Shape? Hearts 34. Scent? Jasmine or Coconut 35. Website? Tumblr 36. Web Browser? Google Chrome 37. State? CALIFORNIA KNOWS HOW TO PARTAY 38. Character? Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream, Arcee, Slipstream, Ratchet, Strika... 39. Anime? Saiolr Moon, NGE, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Tamako Market, Polar Bear Cafe, Majin Tantei Neuro Nougami 40. Manga? MTNN, Chobits,Princess Jellyfish,Black Jack, Ramna 1/2, Karin, Uzumaki, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure 41. Season? Summer 42. Fruit? Tropical fruit 43. Vegetable? Radishes 44. Meat? YES 45. Ramen? As long it ain't instant. 46. City? Los Angeles 47. Store? The thrift store 48. Game System? My hot pink DSi 49. Channel? Cartoon Network/ Food Network 50. Ice cream? Strawberry Cheesecake THIS -OR- THAT 51. Black or White? Black. 52. Cats or Dogs? Doggies 53. Lemon or Lime? Limon con pepinos 54. YAOI or YURI? Bara and yuri. 55. Hot or Cold? Hot. like me. ヽ(；_；)ノ 56. Spicy or Sweet? Spicy 57. Sour or Salty? Sour 58. Studs or Gauges? Yes 59. Rough or Gentle? Rough with cuddling 60. Day or Night? Day 61. Easy or Hard? Easy mode is for elementary kids 62. Skype or Facebook? Facebook 63. Taco or Burrito? Tacos(not Taco Bell tho) 64. Mario or Luigi? Green Mario 65. Anime or Manga? YES. 66. Subbed or Dubbed? Subbed. 67. Fast or Slow? Want it fast, want it hard. 68. Indoors or Outdoors? Indoors 69. Smoking or Non? Non. 70. Coffee or Decaf? Espresso. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! 71. Justin Beiber. Not a fan. I hear he's a dick tho. 72. Edward Cullen. No. That abusive son of a bitch needs to go away (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ︵ 73. Michael Jackson. (；д；) Gone too soon man. 74. Kanye West. GPOY 75. Pokemon. YES 76. Obama. I voted. 77. Rainbows. They're pretty 78. Facebook. yep 79. Hospitals. No 80. Malls. Everyday all day 81. Pie. yep 82. YouTube. Vocaloid and cat videos 83. Naruto. I'm moving on 84. iTunes. Who buys music? 85. Hugs. I don't like people touching me WHAT FEELINGS DOES THIS COLOR GIVE YOU? 86. Red? hungry 87. Orange? hungry 88. Yellow? sunny days 89. Green? It's all about that dollah dollah bill 90. Blue? the sea 91. Violet? Like i'm the boss bitch RANDOM SECTION 92. Have you seen my art/pictures? No I don't know 93. Do you have a DSi? Yep 94. Are you sad we're near the end? No. 95. Do you have YouTube? Yep. 96. Would you do a meme if I made one? Sure why not. 97. Are you going to add me to your watch list if you haven't already? ・ ・ 98. Will you draw yourself as a chibi with me? if you pay me mothafucka I got needs 99. Did you like my little quiz? fo sho 100. Will you pick 3 victims to tag to take this quiz. No |
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The Little One by sakiko of soleana reviews
Hoping to find a new relic, the Autobot's find something that they never, EVER would have expected. Cute? Tiny? Love-able? Yeah right! There is no way the Autobot's could find the treacherous Starscream, former SIC of the Decepticons could be any of those things, even if he was a helpless and hungry sparkling... Right? Sparkling-Starscream fic. R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,771 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Starscream
Submerged by Onileo reviews
Every time he came into her life, she felt herself slip further into his world. When she's pulled in too deep to stand, he is the only one who can keep her afloat. Rated for language, violence and future lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,713 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/6/2017 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kisame H., Hinata H.
Truth of the Darkness by True Courage reviews
Everything he had done was for his sake. His only dream was that one day, when it was all over, they could be together again. His only hope was that he could once again find happiness. Rewrite of Truth of the Darkness
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 77 - Words: 45,707 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Insatiable by Acteon Carolsfeld reviews
AU. Vos: independent, isolated, and self-governed by absolute monarchy…until a miner turned gladiator caught the optics of its young Crown Prince. Not all is fair in love and war. Warning: MegaStar; sticky. Based on M:Origin & G1 while taking liberties. [HIATUS]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 341,807 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Starscream, Megatron, Thundercracker, Skywarp
Peeping by Haus of Lexy reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTERS REDONE! READ FROM BEGINNING! Yako has to go to an American Dance class that teaches seductive and street dances, and comes to work later everyday. Neuro is punishing her more because of her lateness, and what's this, Yako has a peeping tom! Who is it and what will Neuro do about it!
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,562 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K.
Beautiful Tragedy by Ellanore Einstein reviews
G1Egyptian: Cybertron is ruled by a mighty cold sparked Pharaoh, Megatron but it is not the rumors of the son of Primus, a Prime could dethrone him and destroy his mighty empire but his mad obsession with the beautiful slave, Optimus. MegatronXOptimus Prime Review! Chap 12 is now up, updated as of 12/17/13!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,101 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Time Machines Made Easy: Don't Try This At Home by Besieged Infection reviews
AU Demyx isn't the brightest crayon in the box, but an Eidetic memory sets him apart from the rest. And while it is very useful to Zexion, his boss, teacher, and quite possibly friend, it isn't why he keeps him around.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,247 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Demyx, Zexion] - Complete
boats & birds by Dollface Detective Agency reviews
A god always puts his goddess first. TsuStar, implied SoMa. M for... some not so subtle implications.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Tsubaki N., Black Star - Complete
Thor Pwns Wal Mart by charis2770 reviews
Post-Avengers, Jane and Thor have found a way to be together at last. It's all she could have wished for, and then some. But it's playing heck on her worldly posessions! Jane takes Thor shopping at Wal Mart so she can replace all the things which have been torn or broken during their reunion. And buy more pop tarts. This turns out to be an adventure. And hotter than you might think
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,014 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Jane F., Thor
Mama and Papa by Saiyuri-kun reviews
This is a Broh crack fic featuring Mama Mako and Papa Korra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Bolin, General Iroh - Complete
Hay Rides by Saiyuri-kun reviews
Broh in the back of a hay cart.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Bolin, General Iroh - Complete
An Interesting Day by Saiyuri-kun reviews
Broh sex being interrupted. Top!Bolin
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2012 - General Iroh, Bolin - Complete
Jail Break by Saiyuri-kun reviews
Bolin and Iroh get tied up again. Super sexy time. Broh
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Bolin, General Iroh - Complete
Unconventional Research by Aubrey Watt reviews
Bruce Banner is grateful to have Tony Stark's company in the research laboratories of Stark Towers. But one day Stark invites him to take place in an experiment that ends up being somewhat...unconventional. warning: explicit gay sex
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Desert Lions by Onileo reviews
Like the harsh creatures that thrive in the desert, Temari prides herself on her strength. But when it fails, she must rely on another or be claimed by the land she loves. Temari x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Temari
Itsy Bitsy Teeny What? by ChaoticReverie reviews
Sesshomaru loves making his brother miserable.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Saiyan and The Scientist by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for dragonkink meme. Genderbent!Vegeta and Bulma: Because male!Bulma is so awesome. A story in which Bloomer attempts to win Princess Vegeta over during the three years before the androids.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Commando by dreamer.at.heart reviews
"Does Gaara wear girl's underwear, Kankuro?" Temari and Kankuro question the sexuality of their youngest brother. Except the red thong doesn't belong to him. Not a lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Session One by MistressArafaxdeep reviews
The first time is always a little... awkward. Warning: Smut. Smut everywhere.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
The Medic and the Pea by femme4jack reviews
Crack fic. Ratchet is appalled by Carly and Spike's lack of understanding of her own anatomy and decides to give a much needed lesson.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Carly W., Ratchet - Complete
The Bunny & The Fox by Yomitoru reviews
Naruko invites her shy girlfriend, Hinata over to her place for spring break. Feeling bored Naruko finds a way to spice up the night that will change the way Hinata and Naruko are intimate forever. Yuri, and a yummy lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruko U. - Complete
Warm Me Up by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*Cuba/Canada* Cuba takes a trip to visit Canada. But he forgot how cold it gets in Canada during the winter, and Matthew is quite glad to 'warm him up' again. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
The Couch by Besieged Infection reviews
AU In Luxord's apartment, where Xion would sometimes crash due to roommate troubles, there was a couch that he would take, simply because he was a gentleman. Xion didn't think that was fair. Luxion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Xion, Luxord] - Complete
The Diary of Namine by Kiome-Yasha reviews
Namine has moved to New Twilight, hoping to start her own art studio for the biggest Art Industry in the city. When plans to live with her best friend is ruined, she is forced to live with two twin brothers. I smell Namine sandwich. Sora/Nami/Rox.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 269,224 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
Payback's a Glitch by Daenerys Starcatcher reviews
Trine goodness! When Megatron punishes Starscream for being unable to handle the Terror Twins, his trinemates demand payment for saving his sorry aft...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
Mine by Bunny1 reviews
The night they got married, Goku was clueless and innocent- he learned more on that night than some give him credit for...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Levrette by Sexcalibur reviews
Sakura sleeps naked and Sasuke approves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rollercoaster by Kieren reviews
They weren't compatible at all. He was the famed Captain of the Sand Hawks. Famous sporting stars didn't go around with dowdy women and their nephews. AU. GaaHina. Please heed rating. [Discontinued] [Currently being re-written and re-titled as Arm Candy. Please visit my profile to read Arm Candy. Thank you.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,010 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
In Finis by Sexcalibur reviews
Sasuke groans and start moving. Sakura could do nothing but comply, her own lust taking over. He is holding her waist as Sakura bounces up and down on Sasuke. Sasuke feels a heightened pleasure at the fact that their coupling is hidden behind her skirt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Please Teach Me! by Bad Writer xD reviews
Haku is the innocent little angel Naruto always protects, Zabuza is the bad demon who always breaks rules. Haku needs a teacher, Zabuza teaches, what is going to happen? Gift fic for my friend Hanna Haku13 if she's still here :D Lemons, rated M, blah!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Dragon Ball Z Nappa Is Italian by 1942 reviews
Mama Mia! You've got yourself a spicy Saiyan Pizza and a Saiyan Meatball with a Saiyan Spaghetti and a then you've a got a spicy Saiyan Vengeance!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Vegeta, Frieza, Nappa, Saibamen - Complete
Those Damn Pictures for Old Kai by darkopacity reviews
A fill for a prompt on Dragon Kink: "Goku promises Old Kai pictures of naked Chi-Chi, and ends up really getting into it. 'Arch your back a little more. Wait. Let me fix the lighting in here.'" This is totally a lemon.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Chi-Chi, Goku - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Duke Hoshigaki's Madness by Tyranno's girl reviews
Welcome my dear, my beautiful flower... Come join me in my harem as we allow ourselves to be swallowed, consumed, devoured by the carnal heat of lust and desire. And as you look into my eyes... Allow your soul to fall into my hands...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Ravenous by AngelCakes4913 reviews
Terra can't fight the lust he has towards a certain blue haired goddess, especially when the darkness is slowly surfacing. So he chooses to ignore her. Too bad Aqua isn't the type to just sit around and let him give her the cold shoulder.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Terra, Aqua - Complete
Beauty of Womanhood by I am Lu reviews
One-shot. She thought she was hideous. He thought differently. Yusei/Aki.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Aki I., Yūsei F. - Complete
Thank You Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez by The Smiling Harley Quinn reviews
Grimmjow was there when Ulquiorra needed him the most. Now thanks to him, Ulquiorra is the happiest he has ever been in his entire life. Rated M for safety reasons. This is my first one-shot yay me!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Dear Fangirls by femme4jack reviews
Bayverse 07 Movie. Crackfic written a year ago and forgotten about. Bumblebee writes a Cease and Desist letter to fangirls writing about himself and Sam after he notices Sam's discomfort.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Punishment in Pink by AlwaysHatedEssays reviews
The Saiyan prince is lured into accompanying his woman on a horrifying shopping expedition. V/B
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
What's Your Sun Sign? by kingdomheartsgirl101 reviews
Roxas is put into a situation that to him is 'the end of the world'. In order to preserve the Strife family name, he must marry in fourteen days. So instead of being given a girl to marry of the bat, he decides that he'll date one of each zodiac sign.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Roxas - Complete
Autobot Underoos by femme4jack reviews
Another story for the livejournal flesh-and-steel community's Spring Fever & Lingerie Challenge, because there can't be too many stories about Autobots and underwear.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Mikaela B., Ironhide - Complete
Plunnie Slippers by ChaoticReverie reviews
Sesshomaru has a few... issues with his mate's new footwear.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Lunch Hour by Kieren reviews
His eyes were still in hungry mode. She really should let him go eat right now. GaaHina. AU. [One-shot] [Please heed M-Rating.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Fruit by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for the dragonball kink meme. Chi-Chi and Goku's wedding night. To her horror, she realizes Goku knows nothing about what's to occur... so she's gonna have to teach him herself.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Busted by Onileo reviews
After a fight with a hunter-nin, Kisame wakes up on the wrong side of the ocean, and in the one place no wanted man wants to be, jail. Rated for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H. - Complete
Good Enough to Eat by ChaoticReverie reviews
The Western daiyoukai discovers that Kagome comes in a variety of appealing scents.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,078 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Bedfellows by Rabbitprint reviews
Kingdom Hearts AU, Inception-verse. Sora's team has a run-in with another set of extractors. Unfortunately, they both have the same target in mind.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Inception - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sora, D. Cobb - Complete
I Love Both Sides Of You by Doccubus reviews
A Tien and Lunch or Launch get together and love story. It's about time someone wrote a decent story about these two. Lemon.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Lunch, Tien - Complete
Racing Moonlight by TemptingTemptation reviews
Silver steel, flashing chrome, the purr of a precision engine. Male, raw and hungry, tempting you to new heights. Danger, sex and speed. What more does a girl need? B/V
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
How to Be Inappropriate by LadyFoxy reviews
Hidan in a series of frenzy: pink nail polish, harrassment & more. A Collection of Oneshots; Humor, Fluffs and Lemons. SPIN-OFF from An Unexpected Reunion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Inspiration by DeiDreamLOCK-IN reviews
Shikamaru is a struggling artist in an Art University. Temari is always willing to help out her friend in need. M- sexual content. Disclaimer- I do not own any Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Wash Me Away by ChaoticReverie reviews
She didn't like to feel alone… and though she knew Neuro was only using her, it was clear to her that she had no where else to go. Was it possible for somebody like her to know happiness…?
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,766 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sasazuka E., Yako K. - Complete
Three's Company, Or A Threesome by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Roxas has never been one to settle down with one lover. What happens when both of his lovers show up on the same night, nothing can be good...or can it? AkuRokuReno. Threesome. Lemon. Oneshot For Pahoyhoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,621 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tempting Darkness by Kiome-Yasha reviews
After another lecture from Master Eraqus, Terra heads into the mountains for special training over the night. Little does he know there's a river flowing towards him that seeks to settle the darkness inside him. WARNING! LEMON!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Aqua, Terra - Complete
Into the Heart of Hell by Lokashi reviews
In the beginning, it was just another night of sex. Neuro was in heat, and Yako was, yet again, in the wrong place at the wrong time. But.... This time is far different. Now, she is pregnant, and with a baby that she can not abort. How will Neuro react?
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K.
Hummingbird by Onileo reviews
On separate missions to Iwagakure, Kisame and Hinata bump into each other in an unlikely accident. What is a good Akatsuki to do with a lonely little leaf ninja? Kidnap her, of course! Rated M for language, violence and lemons. Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,488 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kisame H., Hinata H. - Complete
Profound Anonymity by ChaoticReverie reviews
Neuro's appetite is insatiable… and Yako is looking especially delectable… Yako/Neuro oneshot
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Immortal Innocence by Onileo reviews
On a hot summer day, Hidan makes an unusual friend. Rated for language of course,lol and mild violence. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Stormy Weather by WonderlandSyndrome reviews
Pre-CoM: It happened before, and it will happen again, but they will not change a thing. - XalLarx One-Shot. - Smut-Centric.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Larxene, Xaldin - Complete
Dr Ficklestein's other creation by Lady-L-Leafdawn reviews
Dr. Ficklestein already had another creation when he made Sally. A boy stitched together and stuffed with black thread who had given himself the name "Kakuzu". a series of oneshots about their overactive curiosities, restlessness and Kuzu's moneyluv.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Kakuzu
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Die Hohlen Kosten des Lebens by SugarBeatAngel reviews
Demyx is a jew living in Krakow Poland during WWII. Xigbar is a Nazi Brigade leader occupying the city. A chance encounter leads the two into an unexpected friendship and possibly more as they learn they're not as different as they once thought. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,195 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Lost Worlds by Organization VI reviews
After the battle against the thousand Heartless at Hollow Bastion, a whole new ring of worlds appears for Sora, Donald and Goofy to explore.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,067 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Sora
Baker's Dozen by Rabbitprint reviews
Set preCoM. A Larxene and Marluxia short. Out of thirteen members in the Organization, only one of them is female.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Larxene, Marluxia - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Rabbitprint reviews
PreKH1, spoilers for KH2. A chance visit to one world reminds Saix of the habits of witches.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Saïx - Complete
Once a Somebody by Organization VI reviews
The first six members of the Organization were once the apprentices of Ansem the Wise...but what about the other six? A look into the Somebodies of 7 through 12, and the Disney worlds they may have come from.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Saïx, Demyx
Scheherazade by Rabbitprint reviews
Set preCoM. Spoilers. Namine hears many stories before bedtime, each as different as the Organization member who tells them.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Naminé - Complete
Roll Of The Dice: Organization XIII by Organization VI reviews
A series of 25 themed drabbles, starring the entire Organization.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Opposable Thumbs by Rabbitprint reviews
[Death Note]. A short, Raitocentric, set during L's time at school. Raito tries to figure out the nature of L's intelligence.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
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Super Freak
Sasuke takes in his delinquent cousin, Hitomi, but she decides to play matchmaker with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sasuke U.
When the Ouran cry reviews
Replace the Higurashi characters with your favorite hosts and see the very bloody result. Not for the faint of heart or haters... I mean it!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010