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Joined 07-25-08, id: 1647005, Profile Updated: 08-12-08

Hey there, your friendly neighborhood commissioner here! It seems as though you have stumbled onto my profile. How nice of you. I-GAAHH! -shakes fist-

You see, I am quite distracted by the music that is playing RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. It's interrupting my MST3K time. There's some drunk woman singing "Welcome to the Jungle." Yecch. And this late at night/morning? Come on. It's making my birds chirp like mad; well, Teyla is. She's running around like...I don't know, but Ozzy is just sitting in his corner, all fluffed up and cuuuute. :D

Hehehe. Well, alright, enough about that. What do I enjoy...I enjoy many things. Comics (Batman being the best, yeah?), Rammstein, Final Fantasy, MST3K, art, Bleach, anything by Mel Brooks, Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, and Zelda are among the few.

I do not enjoy the newest X-Files movie, crabby people, chickens, spiders, clowns...er, that's really all I can think of.

About my personality...Well, I rarely get angry, but when I do, I've heard that I get scary. Back away, back away... o.0 I can get very defensive/stubborn, though, which isn't always a good thing. I'm always laughing at things, even at inappropriate times-like when I've just been talked to in 'the Voice' that parents like using. I'm also very jumpy and skittish; if you want a good laugh, sneak up behind me and just stand there. Or walk into the room when I'm on a computer; I'll jump out of the chair. Literally. But that's a story for another time, yeah? -nervous laughter-

I have a variety of nicknames-Lead, Sari, Argh, Ellen, YOU, Squid, and a few embarrassing others that my family, despite my legitimate protests, still call me. You know how that goes, and if you don't, you are lucky. You, however, can call me whatever you like. Bear in mind, however, that I am a girl, so no man-names like Bob or Steve. All right? I've already played a Steve in a school video thing, so I've got that covered.

So, yeah. That's basically it. Now that I've bored you to death, you can shoo and go look at something else. You're making me nervous. XD