Sandy Loves You!

My best girlfriend Theo did this AMAZING thing in homeroom today! Her homeroom teacher is obviously jealous of Theo's extremely large and gorgeous rack. So when Theo wears shirts that remotely show her cleavage, her homeroom teacher tells her to pull them up or change. So today, Theo was feeling rather frisky... so when her teacher said, "Theo, you need to pull up your shirt. I'm not going to ask you again," Theo got righteous!

"I am not going to alter my way of dressing because I have larger breasts than some people. I do not appreciate being patronized and desciminated against because I am well endowed! I will NOT be ashamed of my body and my womanhood, Mrs. Willits. And if you are offended of my figure, YOU can pay for my breast reduction!"

And Mrs. Willits shut up.

GO THEO!