Heyyyyyy! I'm Ripplerose(You can call me Ri ;) and I'm 18, and I'm SO happy that this site exists! So many talented writers post stories for us(the adoring public. _ heehee,me) I live in Illinois, in the oh so corrupted country of the United States(still love my nation though). :D Hope everyone who reads this likes my stories!

Favorite Activities:Writing, swimming,reading,playing soccer,fencing,drawing,painting,singing, and chilling with my friends.

Favorite Books: Oh there are SOOOOO many! A few are: "Eragon","Only the Good Spy Young","Heist Society","Marley and Me(adult version)","Twilight Series", "Bartimeaus Trilogy",Night Huntress series,"Harry Potter Series"(DUH who doesn't love a little magic?), and "Peter and the Starcatchers Series".

Favorite TV shows/cartoons: well, my dad refuses to pay our cable bill now, so im stuck watching my fav shows online. YAY. *Insert eye-roll here* Some of my fav shows are:"Doctor Who", "Fruits Basket","Kodocha","Teen Titans","Gilmore Girls","Jonathan Creek","Foyle's War","Inspector Lewis","Switched at Birth", "10 things I hate about you", "What I like about you","Miss Marple", "Shugo Chara", "Hatenko Yugi(Dazzle)", "Victorious","Bones", "Sherlock", "Criminal Minds", "Firefly", "Serenity", "Merlin", and "Supernatural".

List of my fandoms: Whovians, Sherlockians, Potterheads, Browncoats, Demigods, Mockingjays, Poke'maniacs, Bonehead, Swifties, Dragon Riders, A.R.C angels, and Merlinites.

Favorite Color: Blue,Turquoise

Favorite Subject: World History, World Religions, Global Relations,Native Cultures

Birthday:September 28

Favorite People: The heroes, the friends, the goofballs, the phsycos. The laughers, the sneerers,the waiters, the strikers. The tie-dyes,the bookworms,the geeks and the nerds, all of us are family. All of us are one.

Favorite Quotes:

"Sing like no one is listening, love like you've never been hurt,dance like no one is watching, live like its heaven on earth." -Mark Twain(Samuel Clemens)_ Personally i think those are words to live by, don't you think? _

"Today you are you that's truer than true. No one on earth youer than you." -Dr.Seuss

Man:"So you think it WAS murder?"
Barnaby: "Well i don't think he hit HIMSELF on the head." -Midsommer Murders

"If you haven't you should. These things are fun and fun is good."-Dr.Seuss

Usui:"Woof!"
Misaki:"Why'd you just bark?"
Usui:"Nothing, just felt like it. How about you try meowing?" -Maid Sama!

"There are some things you can't survive without becoming good friends, and knocking out a 12-foot mountain troll is one of them."-J.K Rowling.

"Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Sometimes I just lay on my bed, stare at the stars and wonder: Where the HECK is the ceiling?"

"You were born an original. Don't die a copy." -James Mason

"Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our greatest fear, is that we are powerful beyond belief. We ask ourselves; who are we to be smart, fun, beautiful and talented? Actually, who are you NOT to be?"

"Be a first rate version of yourself not a second rate version of someone else." -Marilyn Monroe

Steps over molten pile of ash where a evil henchmen used to stand guarding the door* "Don't get up. I'll let myself out."

"Dobby never meant to KILL harry potter! Just injure, or severely maim. But never KILL." -Dobby(harry potter)

"Hope is a strange thing. Hard to build up, and very easy to squash."

"Just remember, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. One only needs to remember to turn on the lights." -Professor Dumbledore

"And what about me? I've seen the world! I saw the fall of Troy! I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party, and now im going to die in a dungeon! IN CARDIFF."-Doctor Who(the 9th doctor)

"Momiji:Tohru!!! Kyo was mugging me!!
Kyo: Mug-?Do i look poor to you?!" Fruits Basket

"If he was half as funny as he thinks he is, he'd be half as smart as we know he is" -Copyright, MY BEST FRIEND

"Hattie! That's her name! Thank you, I needed to know what name to put on the restraining order." -Prince Char(Ella Enchanted)

"Shout, and I'll break down the door." -Ijori (fairest)

“He winced, then shook his head, looking over at the fountain. Who knew the truth could be so hard for Owen Armstrong, the most honest boy in the world. But if I asked, he would tell. That I knew for sure.” –Just Listen(Sarah Dessen)

"Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever… Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!"-Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows

"*Hermione watching Ron go over Devanation Homework*
Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice.
Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff."-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!"-Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone

"Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant."-The Weasley Twins(Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

"Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am"*holds newspaper upside down*-Luna Lovegood(Harry Potter 5)

"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right, and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort."-Albus Dumbledore(Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"Hermione: We can't just walk into Hogwarts! We haven't got a plan!
Harry:Hermione, when have any of our plans worked?
Ron:Exactly. Look at last time. Everytime we have a plan we walk in there and get complete chaos"-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows

"Kat:You don't care if I never wake up.
Patrick:Of course I do.
Kat:Why?
Patrick:Because then I'd be forced to take out girls that actually LIKE me.
Kat:As if you could find one.
Patrick:See? Who needs affection when you've got blind hatred?"-Kat and Patrick(10 things i hate about you)

"Kyo: One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!
Yuki: [looking bored] I'm sorry.
Kyo: Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
Yuki: [still looking bored] Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public.
Kyo: Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!
Yuki: [still looking bored] We ARE outside, you stupid cat"-Fruits Basket

Ayame: [clasping Yuki's hands] Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!
Yuki: [annoyed] Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake.
Ayame That's right! No matter what happens we'll be together.
Yuki: I'll let you drown alone!"-Fruits Basket

Shigure: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem.
Hatori : No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening.
Shigure: Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? [long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!
Hatori: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything"-Fruits Basket

Momiji: Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad.
Hatori: Yes, well, I did that on purpose.
Shigure: Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?
Hatori : It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time."-Fruits Basket

"Shigure: Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Hatori: For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal"

Shigure: I picked out the perfect outfit for Tohru to wear when she cleans the house. She's gone to long with out having a decent maid outfit.
Haru: It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet

"Just because you're gone doesn't mean chaos will erupt in South Korea"-Goo Jun Pyo(Boys Before Flowers)

“I liked him better when he was messing up proverbs.” – Yijung(Boys Before Flowers)

Jandi : “It’s strange. “
Ji-hoo : “What’s strange?”
Jandi : “Whenever the emergency bell rings in my heart, you always appear.
“ Ji-hoo : “Then let me be.”
Jandi : “What?”
Ji-hoo : “Let me be Geum Jan Di’s honourable firefighter.”-Jan Di and and Ji-hoo(Boys Before Flowers)

Barnabas Collins: "You locked me in a box, for over two hundred years!"
Angelique Bouchard: "Don’t exaggerate, it was only a hundred and ninety-six."-Dark Shadows

Carolyn Stoddard [about the planned ball] "The only thing missing is Alice Cooper."
Barnabas Collins "Well, she should be our guest too, regardless."
[At the ball, he sees who Alice Cooper really is]
Barnabas Collins …ugliest woman I’ve ever seen"-Dark Shadows

Thor:"I have unfinished buisness with Loki."
Clint Barton(Hawkeye): "Yeah? Get in line." Avengers

Natasha Romanoff(Black Widow): *stares at onslaught of alien soldiers* "This is just like Budapest all over again."
Clint Barton(Hawkeye): You and I remember Budapest very differently." -Avengers

Natasha Romanoff[Discussing attacking Loki] "They're basically gods!"
Steve Rodgers(Captain America): Ma'am, there's only one god, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."-Avengers

Maria Hill: "When did you become and expert on thermonuclear astrophysics?"
Tony Stark: "Last night." *Everyone stares* "What? Was I the only one who read the info packet?"-Avengers

Tony StarkCall it, Captain
Steve Rogers: All right, listen up! Until we can close that portal up there, what we need is containment. Barton: I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark: you've got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash. Thor: you've gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow them down. You've got the lightning - light the bastards up!
Steve Rogers: [turns to Natasha] You and me: we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk: smash!" -Avengers

Natasha Romanoff: Doctor, We're facing a potential global catastrophe."
Bruce Banner(Hulk): Well, those I actively try to avoid." -Avengers

Loki:"What have I to fear?"
Tony Stark: "The Avengers. That's what we call ourselves sort of like a team thing, Earth's mightiest heroes type thing.
Loki: "Yes, I've met them."
Tony:"Takes us a little time to get a little traction I'll give you that. But let's do a headcount: Your brother, a demigod; A super soldier, a living legend,who sort of lives up to legend; A man with BREATH-TAKING anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them."
Loki: "That was the plan."
Tony: "Not a great plan. Because when they come, and they will, they'll come for you."
Loki:"I have an army."
Tony:"We have a Hulk."
Loki:"I thought the beast had wandered off..."
Tony: "Your missing the point! There is no throne! There is no version of this, where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes,and maybe it's to much for us. But if we can't protect the Earth you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it!"-Avengers

"The universe is vast and complicated and ridiculous. But sometimes impossible things just happen and we call them miracles."-The Doctor (The Pandorica Opens)

Lestrade:"And exactly how many times DID he fall out the window?"
Sherlock: "I'm not sure detective inspector. It's all sort of a blur. I lost count." A scandal in belgravia

Sherlock[to Lestrade at murder scene] "Shut up."
Lestrade: "I didn't say anything!"
Sherlock: "You were thinking. It's annoying."-Sherlock and Lestrade(A Study in Pink)

John:"So why are you talking to me?"
Sherlock:"Mrs.Hudson took my skull."
John: "So I'm filling in for your skull?"
Sherlock: "Don't worry you're doing it brilliantly."-Sherlock and John(A Study in Pink/Pilot)

Sherlock[To Anderson] "Thank you for your input." [closes door in Anderson's face]-Sherlock(A study in Pink)

Rory: "No, Doctor, seriously don't. I let her drive my car once."
Amy: "Yeah, to the end of the road."
Rory: "Where according to Amy, there was an unexpected house."-Deleted scene

Doctor: "We can all have a flirt later, now we need to move!"
Shakespeare: "Is that a promise Doctor?"
Doctor: *sighs* "57 academics just punched the air. Come on!"-Doctor Who(Shakespeare Code)

Tony:"Jarvis, have you ever heard the story of Jonah?"
Jarvis: "I wouldn't exactly call him a role model sir." *Tony flys straight through metal monster*-Avengers

Martha: "So..magic and witches. It's all a bit Harry Potter."
Doctor: "WAIT until you read book 7. Oh, I cried..."-Doctor Who(Shakespeare Code)

Martha: *watching the Doctor sonic the computer* "What's that then?"
Doctor: "A sonic screwdriver."
Martha: "Well, if your just going to talk nonsense,nevermind."
Doctor: "No,really." *holds up screwdriver* "Its a screwdriver..that's sonic."
Martha: *teasingly and skeptically* "What do you have like a laser spanner?"
Doctor: "I did, but it was stolen by Emily Pankherst the cheeky woman!" -Doctor Who(Shakespeare Code)

Doctor: "Mels. Short for...?"
Mels: "Melody."
Amy: "Yeah, I named my baby after her, so?"
Doctor: "You named your daughter...after your daughter." -Doctor Who(Let's kill Hitler)

Amy: "So that's Melody."
Rory: "That's Riversong."
Doctor: "This is River at the very beginning."
Rory: *all sitting on a desk* "Is anyone else finding this day just a bit difficult? I have a sort of banging in my head."
Amy: "I think that's Hitler in the cupboard."
Rory: "Not helping."
Doctor Who(Let's kill Hitler!)

Doctor: [To Craig] "SO what did you call him? Will I blush?"
Craig: "No, we didn't call him Doctor, his name is Alfie."
Doctor: "Yes, he likes that, Alfie. But he prefers 'Stormagedon, Dark Lord of All'.
Craig: "What are you doing?"
Doctor: "I speak baby." Closing Time

John: "You do realize this is a bit embarrassing?"
Sherlock: *still dressed in robe, walks into room drinking coffee* "No, I'm alright."
John: "I didn't really mean for you" *Pans to see John in a feild talking to Sherlock via laptop while walking*
Sherlock: "Oh John. Look, this is a 6. I don't leave the flat for anything less than a 7, we agreed."
John: "When did we agree that?"
Sherlock: "Yesterday."
John: "I wasn't even there yesterday, I was in Dublin!"
Sherlock: "Hardly my fault you weren't listening."
John: "Do you just carry on talking when I'm away?"
Sherlock: "I don't know, how often are you away?

Martha: "I like that. Humans. I'm still not convinced you're an alien."
*Judoon scans the Doctor*
Judoon: "Not Human."
Martha: "Oh my god you really are-!"
Doctor: *grabs her hand and starts running* "And again!"

Doctor: "You graffitied the oldest cliff in history!"
Riversong: "You wouldn't answer your phone!" -The Pandorica Opens

"The Doctor: The human race just keeps on going—keeps on changing. Life will out. Ha!" -New Earth

The Doctor: "1979! Hell of a year! China invades Vietnam. The Muppet Movie. Love that film. Margaret Thatcher. Ugh. Skylab fell to Earth with a little help from me. Nearly took off my thumb. *walking out of the TARDIS* And I like my thumb. I need my thumb. I'm very attached to— *sees the armed men on horseback* —my thumb. *to himself.* "1879. Same difference."-Tooth and Claw

The Doctor: "No but the funny thing is Queen Victoria actually did suffer a mutation of the blood. It's historical record. She was hemophiliac. They used to call it the Royal Disease. But it's always been a mystery because she didn't inherit it. Her mom didn't have it, her dad didn't have it. It came from nowhere."
Rose: "What, and you're saying that's a wolf bite?"
The Doctor: "Well maybe hemophilia is just a Victorian euphemism."
Rose: "For werewolf?"
The Doctor: "Could be."
Rose: "Queen Victoria is a werewolf?"
The Doctor: "Could be. And her children had the royal disease. Maybe she gave them a quick nip."
Rose: "So the royal family are werewolves?"
The Doctor: "Well, maybe not yet. I mean a single wolf cell could take a hundred years to mature. Might be ready by, hm, early twenty-first century."
Rose: "Naw, that's just ridiculous. Mind you, Princess Anne."
The Doctor: "Aw, Say no more!" -Tooth and Claw

Mickey: "It's a spaceship! Brilliant! I got a spaceship on my first go!"
Rose: "It looks abandoned. Anyone onboard?"
Doctor: Nah. Nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan. In case of something dangerous."-The Girl in the Fire Place

The Doctor: *Searching for Rose and Mickey after he comes back from the fireplace* "Rose? Mickey? Every time! Every time! It's rule one. “Don't wander off.” I tell them, I do. Rule one. There could be anything on this ship."*sees horse* -The Girl in the Fireplace

The Doctor: *To Rose* "It's back on the ship. Rose, take Mickey and Arthur, get after it, follow it. Don't approach it, just watch where it goes."
Rose: "Arthur?"
The Doctor: "Good name for a horse."
Rose: "No, you're not keeping the horse!"
The Doctor: "I let you keep Mickey! Now go,go,go!" -The Girl in the Fireplace

Rose: "Oh look what the cat dragged in. The Oncoming Storm."
The Doctor: "Mm. You sound just like your mother."
Rose: "What have you been doing? Where have you been?"
The Doctor:"Well... among other things I think I just invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early. Do you know they'd never even seen a banana before? Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good."

The Doctor: "The human race. For such an intelligent lot you aren't half susceptible. Give anyone a chance to take control and you submit. Sometimes I think you like it. Easy life." -Age of Steel

The Doctor: "Oh Lumic. You're a clever man. I'd call you a genius except I'm in the room."-Age of Steel

The Doctor: "Hold on a minute. You've got two hands, Mr. Connolly. Two big hands. Why is it your wife's job?"
Mr Connolly: "It's housework, innit?"
The Doctor: "And that's a woman's job?"
Mr.Connolly: "Of course it is."
The Doctor: "Mr.Connolly what gender is the queen?"
Mr.Connolly: "She's a female."
The Doctor: "Then are you suggesting the Queen does the housework?"
Mr.Connolly: "No not at all!"
The Doctor: *hands Mr.C the flags* "Then get busy." -The Idiot's lantern

Policeman: "Wait wait wait. Where do you think you're—ah!" *Doctor flashes psychic paper* "I'm very sorry sir. Shouldn't you be at the Coronation?"
The Doctor: "They're saving me a seat!"
Tommy: "Who'd he think you were?"
The Doctor: *checks paper* "King of Belgium apparently." -Idiot's lantern

Jefferson: "You're telling me you don't know where you are?"
Doctor: "No idea. More fun that way." -The Impossible Planet

Scooti Manista: "People. Look at that, real people!"
The Doctor: "That's us, hooray!" -The Impossible Planet

The Doctor: "Here we go. Comin' in! Human Beings. You are amazing. Ha! Thank you."
Zach: "Not at all."
The Doctor: "But apart from that you're completely mad. You should pack your bags, get back in that ship and fly for your lives." -The Impossible Planet

Ida: "Well, we've come this far. There's no turning back."
The Doctor: "Oh, did you have to? 'No turning back.' That's almost as bad as 'nothing can possibly go wrong' or 'This is going to be the best Christmas Waldorf's ever had'!" -The Impossible Planet

The Doctor: "We've found something. Looks like metal, like some sort of seal. I've got a nasty feeling the word might be "trap door." Not a good word, "trap door". Never met a trap door I liked." -The Impossible Planet

The Doctor: "Sorry about the hijack, Captain. This is the Good Ship TARDIS. Now, first thing's first. Have you got a Rose Tyler on board?"
Rose: "I'm here! It's me! Oh my god! Where are you?"
The Doctor: " I'm just towing you home. Gravity schmavity. My people practically invented black holes. Well, in fact they did. Couple of minutes we'll be nice and safe. Oh and Captain, can we do a swap? Say if you give me Rose Tyler I'll give you Ida Scott. How about that?" -The Satan Pit

The Doctor: "You made it worse!"
Rose: "You said blue bucket!"
The Doctor: "I said not blue bucket!"
Elton: "So it went on like that for a few minutes 'red bucket,blue bucket'..." -Love and Monsters

The Doctor: "Interesting. Some sort of Absorbatrix. Absorba...clon. Absorbaloff."
Absorbaloff: "Abzorbaloff! Yes!"
Rose: "Is it me or is he a bit... Slitheen?"
The Doctor: " You're not from Raxacoricofallapatorius are you?"
Absorbaloff: "No! I'm not the swine! I spit on them. I was born on the Twin planet."
The Doctor: "Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?"
Absorbaloff: "Clom." -Love and Monsters

The Doctor: "I'm not really a cat person. Once you've been threatened by one in a nun's wimple, it kind of takes the joy out of it."-Fear Her

The Doctor: "So you find the breach, probe it, the sphere comes through. Six hundred feet above London. Bam! It leaves a hole in the fabric of reality. And that hole, you think, "Oh, should we leave it alone? Should we back off? Should we play it safe? Nah!" you think, "Let's make it bigger!"-Army of Ghosts

The Doctor: *talking about Jackie* " Jackie Andrea Suzanne Tyler."
Pete: "That's not my wife!"
The Doctor: "I was at the wedding. You got her name wrong." -Doomsday

Mr.Stoker: "There's a thunderstorm moving in and lightning is a form of static electricity. As was best proven by... anyone?"
The Doctor: "Benjamin Franklin."
Mr.Stoker: "correct."
The Doctor: "My mate Ben. That was a day and a half. I got rope burns off of that kite. And then I got soaked-"
Mr.Stoker: "Quite."
The Doctor: "And then I got electrocuted!" -Smith and Jones

Martha: "Blimey, did you have to pass a test to fly this thing?"
Doctor: "Yes, and I failed it." -Shakespeare Code

"There will always be people who say mean words because you are different, and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter." Starfire (Teen Titans-Troq)

"He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why. Why this Doctor who had fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains, forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy, to be imprisoned there forever. He still visits my sister— once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her. But there she is! Can you see her? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you—just for a second—that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time. And the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure that we did." -Brother(Doctor Who-Family of Blood)

Sally: "I love old things. They make me sad."
Kathy: "What's good about sad?"
Sally: "It's happy for deep people."Kathy Nightingale and Sally Sparrow(Doctor Who-Blink)

The Doctor: "Listen, gotta dash. Things. Happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard."-Blink

Martha: "It's a bit odd though. Not very one hundred trillion. That coat's more like World War II."
The Doctor: "I think he came with us."
Martha: "How d'you mean? He's from Earth?"
The Doctor: "Must have been clinging to the outside of the TARDIS. All the way through the vortex. Wow, that's very him." -Utopia

"No, but if you bury the most dangerous thing in the Universe you'd want to remember where you put it."-The Doctor(The Pandorica Opens)

"Personality can open doors,but only character can keep them open." -Elmer G Letterman

Ash: "I've been lied to, cheated, and generally abused;just because me and my friend here were trying to earn an honest crust,when Rasputin here came and kidnapped him!" *points at leader of the Russian gang* -Hustle (Episode 2 season 8)

Garcia: "Yes 45, native american, ma'am I have all that, what I really need is identifiable information. *Pause* "Yes I know what a closed adoption means, do you know what a court order means?" *shakes head as J.J walks in* "You know what ma'am, i am DONE being nice. If you look to your screen, you will notice that your cursor is moving on its own. That's me hacking your secure network. Now, I have her profile, now I have her social, and now, cuz you're grouchy, I'm gonna send your boss those Jamacian vacation photos. Check you out, no tan lines." -Penelope Garcia(Criminal Minds)

Garcia: *handing out electronic pads to the team* "Welcome to the 21st century. Yay technology. Everyone has their own tablet."
Reid: "We've gone paperless" *sorrowful face*
Garcia: "You're not, doctor of the dark ages." -Criminal Minds(Garcia)

Hotch: "Garcia, not that I don't appreciate your efforts, but exactly WHERE did the funding for these come from?"
Garcia: "I did a thing." *sheepish*
Hotch: *Stern look* "A thing?"
Garcia: *small voice* "Lets not talk about the thing?" -Garcia and Hotch: Criminal Minds

'Eddie: No.
Ash: We only want to borrow the bar.
Eddie: It's not a library book!"-Hustle (Season 4 episode 4)

Reid: "Hotch, I was a 12 year old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school.You kick like a nine year-old girl." -Criminal Minds (Season 1 episode 6)

Garcia: "You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's office of supreme genius."-Criminal Minds

Garcia: "One guy owns half a dozen shoe stores up and down the east coast."
J.J: "Is he married?"
Garcia: "Yeah, story of my life sunshine."

"Penelope Garcia's office of how may I save your ass today?"-Criminal Minds(Garcia)

"Oracle of Quantico, speak if you dare to hear truth."-Garcia-Criminal Minds

Garcia: "Font of all knowledge check my flow."
Hotch: "*unsub stuff*"
Garcia: "Do you want to time me, or should I just dazzle you off the clock?"
Hotch: "Your a genius."
Garcia: "You're just saying that cuz it's true." -Criminal Minds

Hotch: "How is it having Gideon around?"
Garcia: *on Computer screen* "Uh, you may have him back whenever you would like." -Criminal Minds

Garcia: "Are you lonely in the Lonestar State? And are you wearing chaps?"
Morgan: "Only in your dreams Garcia."
Garcia: "Oh, not necessarily. I have Photoshop."
Morgan: "Hey, behave. Focus your twisted little mind for me ok?"
*blah unsub stuff*
Morgan: "And Garcia, I had better not ever find any photo-shopped pictures of me."
Garcia: "Oh trust me my vision, you will never find them." -Criminal Minds

Reid: "Thank you Garcia."
Garcia: "You, my fine furry friends, are welcome." *hangs up*
*whole group looks at Hotch strangely*
Hotch: *To J.J* "Remind me to have her drug tested." -Criminal Minds

Reid: "What did you think of Ryan?"
Hotch: "He hasn't changed much."
Reid: "I think we can learn a lot from him."
Hotch: "What could you possibly learn that you don't already know?"-Criminal Minds

Morgan: *talking to Garcia on his cell when the BAU team in on the plane* "Don't make me spank you when I get back."
Reid: *Calls towards the phone* "Don't listen to him Garcia, he's all talk."
Morgan: *Hits Reid in the head*
Reid: *Turns to J.J* "J.J, he just hit me!"
J.J: "Boys, behave or I will ground you both." -Criminal Minds

Reid: "So, you work for the government. Don't you read the reports?"
Morgan: "Report on traffic patterns 2200 miles away from where I live?"
Reid: "2295 miles."
Morgan: "Don't make me smack you in front of all these people." -Criminal Minds

Al Russo: "Who made this car? Fisher Price?"
Antonio: "In Italia this is a mid-sized car."
Gale: "In America it's a clown car." -When in Rome

Rapunzel: "Something brought you here Flynn Rider. Call it what you will, fate, destiny..."
Flynn: *straight face* "A horse." -Tangled

Rapunzel: "Whatever the reason, I have decided to trust you."
Flynn: "A horrible decision really." -Tangled

Beth:"Just drive like you're in Rome!"
Antonio: "No problem."
*car streaks through streets* -When in Rome

Kevin:"27 dresses. This is insane. You live in New York. You can not be eating up space like that."
Jane: "I've actually had some pretty good times in those dresses, strange as that may seem."
Kevin: "I don't believe you."
Jane: "I don't care if I have to wear a silly dress, its their day not mine."
Kevin: "God bless you." -27 dresses

Kevin: "What about you? You don't have any needs?"
Jane: *straight face* "No, I'm Jesus." -27 dresses

Yahiro: "The thought of being your real boyfriend has never crossed my mind. Don't worry Megumi-chan!"
Megumi: *internally* "Those words coming from someone I like-10 times worse." -S.A manga

The Doctor: "I can't see! I've gone blind!"
Madge: "No, you just have your helmet on back wards. How'd you manage that?"
The Doctor: *flashback to running away from exploding spaceship and desperately clinging onto space suit*
"I got dressed in a hurry." -Doctor Who:The Widow and the Wardrobe

Madge: *sees the paper her husband's reading* "Oh, not the war again! If people keep reading about it, its actually going to happen eventually!" -The Widow and the Wardrobe

Amy: "I dreamed that I was pregnant, I was big as a boat!"
Rory: "Then we had the same dream?"
Amy: "Are you calling me a boat?" -Amy's Choice

Jackie: "You can get compensation. Arianna got 400 quid off the council just because the man behind the desk said she looked Greek!"
Rose: *confused expression-about to say something*
Jackie: "I know, she is Greek, but that's not the point." -Doctor Who:Rose

"To live would be an awfully big adventure." -Peter Pan (2003)

Brickman: *yelling loudly* "YEAH! MY POINT!"
Vince: *fencing against him-shakes head*
Sally: "Would it be poetic justice if a break fell and landed on his head?" -Copyright: My fencing team

Luke: *Kelsey and Maria enter the house, Kelsey is screaming* "Hello Maria. :) Hello screaming girl!" -Sarah Jane Adventures:Invasion of the Bane

Rory: "I'm stuck inside a giant metal robot that looks like my wife." *looks around* "I'm really trying not to see this as a metaphor." -Doctor Who:Let's kill Hitler

Beth: "Lightning, goats, you get hit a lot." -When in Rome

Excel: "Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you." -(Excel Saga)

Tsukushi: "It's a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other important things." -Hana Yori Dango

Spike Spiegle: "There are three things I hate in the universe, children, animals, and women with bad attitudes. So tell me Jet, WHY DO WE HAVE ALL THREE NEATLY GATHERED ON OUR SHIP?!"-Cowboy Bebop

Kaname: "Do you want to be my friend?"
Aido: "...No" -Vampire Knight

"Don't you know it's rude to grow mushrooms in other people's closets?!!"' -Haruhi (Oruan Highschool Host Club)

Yuki: "They say that we should love our self first before other people learn to love us. but it’s not as easy as it seems. sometimes, we need someone to accept us and love us first. then, we would learn to see ourselves through that person’s eyes and learn to love our self." -Fruits Basket

King Bumi: "All old people know each other, don't you know that?"-Avatar:The Last Airbender

Yuki:If we are to trade insults on flamboyant lifestyles, you may not come out with the upper hand." -Fruits Basket

Usui: "Please don't be bothered by it, I'm just another stalker" -Maid Sama(Manga)

Usui: "Being able to be cute is so sly of you." -Maid Sama

Misaki: "Usui you perverted outer space human being!"-Maid Sama

Satsuki: *watches Misaki destroy the Idiot Trio in a game of cards* "As expected of Misa-chan. Not a bit of mercy on opponents! :) " -Maid Sama(manga)

"Grayle was the scariest man I'd met. If something scared him...I kinda wanted to shake its hand." -New York P.I (Doctor Who:The Angels Take Manhattan)

"Shut up and read me a story." -Amy Pond(The Angels Take Manhattan

Edward: "Make her see sense."
Jacob: "Make Bella see sense? What universe do you live in?" -Breaking Dawn

Alice: "I feel so useless...so normal."
Bella: "I can't imagine how awful that must feel. Be normal? Ugh." -Eclipse

"Leah, you don't like me, I don't like you."
"Thank you Captain OBVIOUS." -Jacob and Leah(Breaking Dawn)

Alice: *holds out hand* "The Ring."
Queen of Hearts: "I'd sooner cut off my own finger."
Alice: "That can be arranged."
Hatter: *turns to a henchman* "Have you got a knife?"
Henchman: *hands over knife*
Jack: *To Hatter* "Make sure it's a clean cut. We don't want any blood on the ring."
Hatter: "K."
-Alice" (2009)

Luke: "You look happy."
Sarah Jane: "But there's still the big problem, isn't there? I can't suddenly spring it all on Peter. "Oh, by the way, I used to go travelling through space and time in a phone box with a Time Lord."
Luke:"My son was created as part of an experiment by the Bane."
Sarah Jane: "I've got a talking computer and a robot dog."
Luke:"Oh, by the way, my lipstick, it's deadly."
Sarah Jane: "But I do want you to meet him. Can we just keep all the madness quiet for a bit longer? See how things go."
-The Sarah Jane Adventures: "The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith

Sarah Jane: *dazed* "Harry?"
Harry: "Yes I'm here, I'm here."
Sarah Jane: "Call me old girl again...and I'll spit in your eye."
-Doctor Who: The Ark in Space.

Making Introductions)
Hotch: "This is Special Agent Gideon, Special Agent Morgan, our expert on obsessional crimes, Special Agent Reid."
Gideon: (clarifying) Doctor Reid."
Hotch: "Dr. Reid, our expert on, well, everything, and after two years busting my butt in this office, I hope you remember me."
-Criminal Minds: Extreme Aggressor

Morgan: "You know there’s got to be a faster way to do this. How about we just change the first question to ‘have you recently dated a homicidal pyromaniac?"
-Criminal Minds: "Compulsion."

Hotch: "[about Reid] Isn't it amazing he knows what he knows and he's only 24?"
Gideon: "Imagine what he'll know by fifty."
-Criminal Minds: "Plain Sight."

Elle: "Um, Reid? You probably saved my life in there."
Reid: "Probably? I totally saved your life. And I'm pretty certain it's caught on tape."
-Criminal Minds: "Derailed."

(JJ enters the room where Hotch is speaking with Jacob)
Jacob: "Oooh, you!"
JJ: "My friends call me JJ..."
Jacob: "Well...hello JJ!"
JJ: "You're not my friend: you can call me Jennifer."
-Criminal Minds: "Riding the Lightning"

Lester: "You spend your entire career planning just about every crisis imaginable - up to and including alien invasion - then this happens. So much for thinking outside the bloody box." -Primeval: Episode 1

Nick: [on a Velociraptor] It's beautiful. [The Raptor destroys a security camera, everyone looks at Nick in shock] I said it was beautiful, I didn't say it was friendly."
-Nick Cutter (Primeval)

Lester: Give me some good news!
Nick: We still haven't found the boy.
Lester: No, that's bad news. Good news makes people happy. Keep trying!
-Primeval

Lester: Let's hope it's something small and fluffy. Something from a quieter moment in history. Something cute. Perhaps something furry with big eyes. Or something pretty and bird-like. I don't know, something-
Jenny: Vegetarian?
Lester: Vegetarian would be good. Vegetarian would be excellent.
-Primeval

Lester: "You'll be dealing with a highly strung and and temperamental team of rank amateurs who just happen to be brilliant at what they do. Your job's to stop them getting themselves killed...Oh, by the way, Professor Cutter won't like you, and he'll go out of his way to make your job as difficult as possible. Don't take it personally."
-Primeval

Matt: Well hurry up without power we can't get back through the anomaly.
Conner: Really, oh. 'Cause there was I thinking we could all just stick our arms out the portholes and paddle our way back to the 21st century.
-Primeval

Gwen: "You know, I'm so tired right now, I'm actually NOT tired. Does that make sense?"
Trent: "I have NO idea. Which constellation is the big dipper again?"
-Total Drama Island

Duncan: "Wake me up, and it's the last thing you EVER do."
-Total Drama Island

Izzy:"Genius runs in my family... so does psychotherapy... HEY did I tell you guys I have an IQ of 188? cuz I do"
-Total Drama Island

Lindsay: "Look, that cloud is following him. Aww, its like his own baby cloud, I want one too!"
-Total Drama Island

Courtney: "Oh you mean Katie and Sadie? I'm pretty sure they got eaten by wolves last night."
Duncan: "Darn shame."
-Total Drama Island

Shin: "I have been reincarnated many times over the years to protect the Yin warrior from evil." *Shows ancient scroll with pic of wendy as a warrior*
Wendy: "Hey..that kinda looks like me..." *blinks* "I really really don't like where this is going."
-Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior

Wendy: "Aren't you gonna stretch? If we're gonna do kung fu, you should stretch first."
Shin: "You don't do kung fu. Kung fu is a way of life."
Wendy: "Oh. sorry." *Stretching legs* "Wait a minute. Did you get that out of a movie?"
Shin: *stands up straight faced* "It sounded better when Jackie Chan said it."
-Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior

"Sometimes it feels like the entire world is conspiring to destroy my house."
-Shigure, Fruits Basket

"I swear, if he so much as blinks without my say so, he'll be back to China before you can say 'oum.'"
-Callie (my amiga-saying she said about WWHW)

"It means your boyfriends' full of crap, Hobbit."
-Santana, Glee

Morgan: Do you have any idea how many cases run through there every year?
Garcia: 122,998.
Hotch: [after Morgan returns to PD] Do you have any idea how many cases...
Morgan: 122,998 cases a year.
-Criminal Minds

"When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn't want him to fix her, she wants him to shut up and listen."
-Emily Prentiss to Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)

old monk appears and bows to Wendy*
Wendy: "What's he doing?"
Shin: "He's showing you respect."
Wendy: "Why? He doesn't even know me."
Shin: "He has known you for over a thousand years."
Wendy: "Ok, this isn't gonna work."
Shin: "Sure it will. You are stronger than you think."
Wendy: "No, not that. I can't be seen fighting an old guy in a park! It looks bizarre! I have to live in this town."
Shin: *sarcastic* "No, really?"
-Wendy Wu:Homecoming Warrior

Wendy: *looks at light pole* "You want me to climb that? Forget it."
Shin: "Ok. We just thought you might want your phone back."
*phone rings from top of light pole*
-Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior

Mrs. Chesterfield: "Hello, may we come in?"
Ziri: "No. Jessie told me, never to talk to strangers, or let them in the house."
Mrs. Chesterfield: "I'm Mrs.Chesterfield from down stairs. And I'm not strange at all."
Ziri: *straight faced* "That's a matter of opinion."
-Jessie!

John: *talking about Peter claiming he can fly* "You offend reason sir."
Peter: *floats up to the ceiling*
John: "I should very much like to offend it with you!"
-Peter Pan: 2003

Cam: "That is one really fast decay."
Hodgins: "Its crab season. They'll feed on anything. Vegetation, fungus, flesh..."
Cam: "Opportunistic little bastards."
-"Bones" season 2 episode 15

Booth: "I really REALLY hate psychology."
Brennan: "Why? Because it's right?"
Booth: "WHY does everyone keep saying that?!"
-Bones

"I'm going to destroy the forest. But, I'm only going to do it once so pay attention."
-"Epic" trailer

Oliver: "No, we want to be alone!" *reaches for Brennan*
Brennan: *Rabbit punches his nose*
Oliver: *falls to ground gushing blood*
Brennan: "See? I can take care of myself."
Booth: *to Sully* "Better watch your step dude."
-Bones

Howie: "Caroline's the best I can do in here."
Booth: "Not your usual type is she? Not young, not blonde..."
Brennan: "Not dead..."
-"bones"

Brennan: "If you drive one more block, I'm yelling 'kidnap' out the window."
-Bones-episode 1

Booth:"You know, you're not the only forensic anthropologist in town."
Brennan [laughs] "Yes, I am. The next university is in Montreal. Parlez-vous français?"
-Bones episode 1

Hodgins:"The Senator, ah, he is smart. He gets an intern pregnant, then murders her when it threatens his career. And he has the connections to get away with it."
BrennanI hate it when you make paranoia plausible. It's like sliding off a cliff."
-Bones, episode 1

Booth: (to Zack, in the thermal imaging suit)"How's it going there, Darth? Seen anything on Saturn? (to Bones) Please tell me you've seen at least one Star Wars movie."
BrennanWhen I was seven, and leave Zack alone."
-Bones, episode 5

Virgil: *seeing little kids surrounding him* "I think we landed in munchkin land."
Zeke: *rubbing face* "What up munchkins?"
Charlie: "Actually, we're at the park across the street."
-Minute Men

Simon: *when they realize River is masquerading as Serenity* "Well...my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."
Early: "Doesn't anybody care that I have a finely crafted gun, pointed at this boy's head?"
-Firefly:Objects in Space

Early: "Where'd she go?"
Simon: "I can't keep track of her when she's not corporeally possessing a spaceship, don't look at me."
-Firefly: Objects in Space

Zero: "You may have raised me, but I don't remember ever becoming your son!"
Chairman: "You always obsess over the details."
-Vampire Knight

Tsukushi: "What are you doing here?"
Soujiroh: "Akira just broke up with someone's wife so he's feeling down."
Akira: "Sure it was an affair, but our love was pure."
Soujiroh: *rolls eyes*
-Hana Yori Dango

Soujiroh: "Let us help!"
Tsukushi: "Why?"
Akira: "Well, we heard that in this society, people take dirty pictures and spread them around school. And that also, there is a sad little girl somewhere nearby so lets go cheer her up."
Tsukushi: "So in other words, you just had time to kill?"
Soujiroh and Akira: "Yup!"
-Hana Yori Dango

Brennan: "I hate psychology. It's not practical."
Booth: "Bones, life isn't practical. If it was, I wouldn't be in the middle of a murder inquiry and you wouldn't be knee deep in body parts."
-"Bones"

Jayne: *clinging to inside of ship* "C'mon Mal! That ain't no way for a man to die!"
Mal: "You know, they used to keel-haul traitors back in the old days. I don't have a keel to haul you on so..." *shrugs*
-Firefly, "Ariel"

Jayne: "He was huge! He jumped me!"
Zoe: *snorts as she pulls out skinny assailant*
Simon: *raising eyebrow* "Yeah, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived."
-Firefly, "Shindig"

Saffron: *about man* "He's my husband."
Mal: "Who in the gorram 'Verse AIN'T?!"
-Firefly, "Heart of Gold"

Inara: *to kaylee* "So, what have I missed?"
Kaylee: "Well, lets see. We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and now the Captain and Zoe are off springing the others who got snatched by the feds. Oh look, here they are now."
-Firefly, "Ariel"

"You are such a boob."
-River Tam(Firefly:Objects in Space)

Booth: I don't know if I have to stay here.
Brennan: You got blown up.
Booth: Pshaw. I've been worse.
Brennan: You have burns, lacerations, two broken ribs, fracture of the clavicle...
Booth: Okay...I got blown up.
-Bones

Angela: Yeah. Men aren't like us. They're much more fragile and needy. The fact that they think we're the needy ones is a testament to our superiority.
Brennan: Yeah. I guess I forgot.
-Bones

"Ask me if I sparkle, and I will kill you where you stand." -Bones, Halfway to the Grave

“Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff. ” -Cat, Halfway to the Grave

"No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner" -Vlad, Once Burned

"Faith is taking the first step even when you can't see the whole staircase." -Martin Luther King Jr.

"I've never been afraid to fail."-Michael Jordan

"Courage is knowing what NOT to fear"-Plato

"In the end we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our brothers." -Martin Luther King Jr.

“I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that I don’t know if anyone else ever has.”
-Stephen Chbosky: 'Perks of being a wallflower'

“I think the idea is that every person has to live for his or her own life and then make the choice to share it with other people. Maybe that is what makes people "participate.” -Stephen Chbosky: "Perks of being a Wallflower"

“It's strange to describe reading a book as a really great experience, but that's kind of how it felt.” -Stephen Chbosky: "Perks of being a wallflower"

"Well, there's been an outbreak of Anthrax here in Hastings and he's responsible, so if I'm not in his office in the next two minutes, I'll be back with the army, the police, the home guard, and the press. Would you please convey this to him at the earliest opportunity?" -Foyle's War

Abby: "We're alive."
Connor: "You could sound a little less surprised."
-Primeval (5x4)

Jess: [Because Becker was ordering her to drink] "You're mean...you know that?"
Becker: "Yes,I do know that, I'm very mean. Now drink."
-Primeval (5x4)

Morgana: "You are many things Arthur Pendragon but I never thought you a coward!"
Arthur: "Morgana-"
Morgana: "You spineless waste of space! Gwen is our friend!"
Arthur: "Morgana-"
Morgana: "She is the nicest, smartest, most loyal girl I know. She has given her life for ours, many times over!"
Arthur: "MORGANA!"
Morgana: "What?!"
Arthur: "If you would stop yelling at me a moment and paid attention, you would see that i am PACKING."
Morgana: "You're going after Gwen?"
Arthur: "Of COURSE I'm going after Gwen"
-Merlin

Arthur: We have to go through these caves here.
Merlin: *seeing Arthur's hesitance* "Oh no."
Arthur: "What?"
Merlin: "I know that look, I hate that look. I'm not gonna like this am I? Whats in the tunnels?"
-Merlin

Arthur: *seeing Catrina in troll form* "She's a troll!"
Uther: *under enchantment* "Do not speak of her that way!"
Catrina: *rips door off hinges*
Arthur: "She just ripped a door, off its hinges! Doesn't that TELL YOU something?!"
-Merlin

Bianca:*on the phone* "Hey Kat, it's your sister calling from a deserted parking lot. "*fakes talking to someone else* "Oh, hello creepy man in a van, no I don't need a ride, my sister's picking me up. Thanks. "*turns back to phone*. "Call me!"
-"10 things I hate about you"

Damon: "What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!"
Caroline: "You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't."
Damon: "I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it."
-Vampire Diaries

points towards satellite next to them* "You know, if that thing crashes to earth Candace is in charge." -Phineas

Candace: *hears explosion* "MOM!!"
Linda: "Give it a rest Candace!"
-Phineas and Ferb

"The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you will see." -Winston Churchill

"All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allan Poe

"You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough." -Frank Crane

"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on." -Henry Ellis

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die." -Joe Louis

"Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain." -Joseph Campbell

"All things truly wicked start from an innocence." -Ernest Hemingway

"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge." -Scott Adams

"What lies in our power to do, lies in our power not to do." -Aristotle

"Sometimes human places create inhuman monsters." -Stephen King

"When I let go of who I am, I become what I might be." -Lao Tszu

"The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or even touched-they must be felt with the heart." -Helen Keller

"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." -Galileo

"Without heroes we are all plain people and don't know how far we can go." -Bernard Malamud

"All humanity is one undivided and indivisible family." -Ghandi

"Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength." -Ralph Sockman

"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt only more love." -Mother Teresa

"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." -Sir Walter Scott

"Experience is a brutal teacher but you learn. My God, do you learn." -C.S Lewis

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"It's love that makes the world go 'round." -W.S Gilbert

"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." Friedrich Nietzsche"

"I have always found that mercy bears sweeter fruit than strict justice." -Abraham Lincoln

"The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children." -Dietrich Bonhoeffer

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

"Other things may change us, but we begin and end with family." -Anthony Brandt

"In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years." -Abraham Lincoln

"What you do for yourself dies with you. What you do for others lives forever." -Albert Pike

"Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten." -Lilo and Stitch

"My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”
-John Green, "Fault in our stars"

“Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.”
-John Green, "Fault in Our Stars"

“Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.”
-John Green

“When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books.”
-John Green, "Looking for Alaska"

“Books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.”
-John Green, "The Fault in Our Stars"

“If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all.”
-John Green, "Paper Towns"

"I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for awhile. It relaxes me."
-Jace Wayland(Mortal Instruments)

"My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like 'is this snake poisonous?' and 'But you're much too young to be a police officer."
-Jace Wayland(Mortal Instruments)

"You had to make a crazy jail friend didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?"
-Jace to Simon (Mortal Instruments)

Luke: "Jesus!"
Simon: "Actually, it's just me, although I have been told the resemblance is quite startling."
-Mortal Instruments

Alec: "How do you manage to never get mud on your clothes?"
Isabelle: "I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt."
-Alec and Isabelle Lightwood (The Mortal Instruments)

"Wonderful. It's quite boring really, the way you beat me to death with your hands and feet, Katsa. It'll be refreshing to have you come at me with a knife.”
-Po from "Graceling"

"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."
-J.K Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure."
-J.K Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided."
-J.K Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?"
-George to Fred (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows)

"I don't believe in the kind of magic in my books. But I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book."
-J.K Rowling

"We do not need magic to transform our world. We carry all of the power we need inside ourselves already."
-J.K Rowling

"What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows."
-Professor Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

Mad-Eye Moody: "Don't put your wand into your back pocket! Better wizards than you have lost buttocks from it!"
Tonks: "Really? Who d'you know that's lost a buttocks?"
-"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

"Book lovers never go to bed alone."
-Author Unknown

"A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend."
-Unknown

"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves."
-Anna Quindlen

"Tell me what you read and I'll tell you who you are" is true enough, but I'd know you better if you told me what you reread."
-François Mauriac

"Books are a uniquely portable magic."
-Stephen King

"One of the joys of reading is the ability to plug into the shared wisdom of mankind."
-Ishmael Reed

"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life."
-Olive from "Easy A"

Mrs. Weasely: "Alright, Fred: You next."
George: "He's not Fred, I am!"
Fred: "Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother."
Mrs.Weasely: "Oh, sorry George."
Fred: "Only joking, I am Fred!"
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"I did not see that coming." -J. Daniel Atlas on The Recruiter for the Eye (Now you see Me)

"Here's looking at you, kid." -Casablanca

"What we do in life echoes in eternity." -The Gladiator

"I'd take our family over normal any day."
-Dean (Supernatural: Bugs)

Dean: "You have something Max didn't."
Sam: "What, you mean Dad? 'Cause he's not here Dean."
Dean: "No, me."
-Supernatural: Nightmare

"Demons I get. People are crazy."
-Dean (Supernatural: The Benders)

"Hope is the thing with feathers
that perches in the soul
and sings the tune without words,
and never stops at all." -Emily Dickinson

"Scars remind us of where we've been; they don't have to dictate where we're going." -David Rossi

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”-Charles Baudelaire

"I may not be the girl who dreams of flying anymore. She crashed too many times, hit the ground too hard. Now I dance with my feet on the ground and my eyes open, which means I can better appreciate this adventure I’m on." -Tara Webster(Dance Academy)

"I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change." -Dr. Miranda Bailey(Grey's Anatomy)

"Oh screw beautiful, I'm brilliant. You wanna appease me, compliment my brain!" -Cristina Yang (Grey's Anatomy)

"She's my person. If i murdered someone, she'd be the person I'd call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor. She's my person." -Cristina Yang on Meredith Grey(Grey's Anatomy)

"We're adults! When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?" -Meredith Grey(Grey's Anatomy)

"Sometimes all it takes is a voice, one voice that becomes a hundred, then a thousand, unless it's silenced." -Bryan Denton (Newsies)

"Fathers are kind Fathers protect Fathers raise you. I was protected by the monks of Azarath. I was raised by my friends. They are my family. This is my home. And you are not welcome here!" -Raven (Teen Titans)

"[about Bumblebee] Another spy! Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?" --Brother Blood (Teen Titans)

"I'm just saying, if you guys don't come back alive I'm gonna be really pissed."-Felicity(Arrow)

Oliver: You hacked into a prison system network?
Felicity: Is that judgment I'm hearing?
Oliver: Pride.
-Arrow

"His last name is Blood, that can't be a good sign." -Felicity(Arrow)

"You, you little kleptomaniac, get to break into the Pentagon." -Xmen: days of future past

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not a doctor I don't even play one on TV but I believe young J.J's in labour." -Garcia, Criminal Minds

"“Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love." -Hamlet

“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

Cheerfully* "It seems you people respond best to displays of violence." -Klaus Mikaelson, Vampire Diaries

"If you don't shut your mouth the next thing to come out of it will be your teeth." -Rebekah Mikaelson, Vampire Diaries

"Don't mistake the fact that we haven't set you on fire in your sleep as trust." Damon Salvatore to Katherine, Vampire Diaries

"We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous." -Dean, Supernatural

"Family don't end with blood, boy." -Bobby, Supernatural

"Cheer up mate. We just saved the sodding world together." -Crowley, Supernatural

"Books have to be heavy because the world's inside of them." -Cornelia Funke, Inkheart

"Books loved anyone who opened them, they gave you security and friendship and didn't ask for anything in return; they never went away, never, not even when you treated them badly." -Inkheart

"Listen, Luke. When weirdo nuns turn up on your doorstep asking about freaky glowing alien gizmos, one thing you never do is tell them you’ve got one!" -Clyde (The Sarah Jane Adventures: Eye of the Gorgon)

"Oh, please don’t be offended, but this isn’t the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me. And guns from other planets – ooh, afraid I’ve rather lost count!" -Sarah Jane(The Sarah Jane Adventures: Warriors of Kudlak)

"Come on, Rani, use your brain; Clyde and I swapped places, yes? So I'm where he was, he's where I was, which means right now— oh. He's in a lot of trouble..."-The Doctor(The Sarah Jane Adventures: Death of the Doctor)

"There’s a woman called Tegan in Australia, fighting for Aboriginal rights. There’s Ben and Polly, in India, running an orphanage there. There was Harry. Oh, I loved Harry. He was a doctor, he did such good work with vaccines. He saved thousands of lives. There was a Dorothy something. She runs that company, A Charitable Earth. She’s ...raised billions. And this couple in Cambridge. Both professors. Ian and Barbara Chesterton. Rumor has it, they’ve never aged. Not since the sixties. I wonder… echoes of the Doctor, all over the world. With friends like us, he’s never going to die, is he?" -Sarah Jane(The Sarah Jane Adventures)

Esther: "You brought me back from the dead to torture me."
Elijah: "My dear mother. We simply need your blood. Though in the event you end up suffering I can't say I won't enjoy it immensely." -The Originals

"This may come as a surprise to you Camille, but I'm not a terribly good person." -Klaus Mikaelson, The Originals