Hi, i am 'CrazyEmoGirl'(i am a proud member of the female group), and I write mostly HP fanfics, but I do some stuff on my own on fictionpress.com, and is just like fanfic, but for original stuff. I have officially moved there and probably will write no more for fanfiction on September 8th, 2008. but, my bio stays, for I am a beta! Gotta help those grammar-less folk-people-things.

I have changed my name(yet again) and my old names were, hyper space cadet, RavenclawDuchess, and now CrazyEmoGirl. I feel this one truly captures my persona. Just ask mysterious victoria, one of my (also crazy-but not as much as me) friends for eva!

My fave things are: Sugar, purple, writing, ducks, my friends, PAC, and television, my phone, pirates, and mythical things altogether. Also, I like hospital shows that are not ER or Grey's Anatomy.

Things I hate: Zac Efron (see below), religious freaks, when people call my story a Mary Sue very meanly (watch out peoples who do so!! I have crazy ninja skills! Hiya!) stupid books that are too mythical (i'm pointing to you, Spiderwick Chronicles!), people who think they look hot but are sluts. That is all that i hate. seriously. i love everything. even is mysterious victoriatried to kill my, she would still be my vewwy best fwiend.

And my fave movies OF ALL TIME are: The Princess Bride (made circa 1995), all of the Indiana Joneses (young Harrison Ford is HOT! so is Shia LeBouf in the newest one) all of the harry potters that are out (when is the 6th one coming!!) Kung Fu Panda (go ahead laugh) and Pirates Of the Caribbean 1,2+3. (I have a thing for bad guys).

Fave Shows: House, Bones, Scrubs, CSI Las Vegas, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Without a Trace

Also, am I the ONLY girl that absolutely HATES Zac Efron, or that guy on the freecreditreport.com comercials? I mean, you either want them to die a murderous, painful, and long death at your hands, or you want to have millions of their babies. I choose killing. copy+paste if you feel the same way.

Anyway, that's me. I joined on July 16, 2008.

Fave Quotes:

“And I call you Cutthroat Bitch, well, quod erat demonstrandum. And I speak in Latin because I don't try to hide what an ass I am.” Dr. House, from House

"Not even...Peter Pan!"-me +friends

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" Jack Sparrow, from the Dead Man's Chest

"Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical power over infants," Dr Brennan, from Bones

"Do unto others as you would do unto yourself"- Mother Teresa

"Inconcieveable!"-that bald guy from princess bride

"You are one evil, cunning woman. That's a massive turn-on." Dr. House, from House

"We have established that breaking your foot would hurt." me+friends at PAC

"I'm Crazy!" "I'm cool!" "I guess I'm a cucumber." Me (crazy), mysterious Victoria (cool) and our fantabulous friend (the cucumber)

"Vewwy Intewesting..." me to MV.

"DOT DOT DOT!!" Me, mysterious victoria, and friend after seeing Mamma Mia

"Let's analyze Nathan's personalitys!" "Yeah!" "Which one?" "All of them!" Me and creepygirl13

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Me, mysterious victoria, and friend after not seeing each other for a month. (my parents are divorced, and I live at my mom's most of the time, and they live in my dad's area, so I don't see them for months on end.)

"People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating 'people don't change.' ” House to 13 on house

"Master Shamoo/Shampoo/Shabu!"-name for counselor at PAC

"Don't. Just don't. This is my home, I am a nominal Dowagner Princess of Duckshit ,but I have a right to hear and I have a right not to hear."-Sarima, from Wicked

"John, you be the leader." "I shall try to be worhty of my post." -Me (peter Pan's part) and mysterious victoria (john's part)

"I GET THE FROGGIE!" Me and friends at playground

"Let me fill you in on weapon status," continued Artemis. "I am unarmed. But Butler here, my. . . ah . . . butler, has a Sig Sauer in his shoulder holster, two shrike throwing knives in his boots, a derringer two-shot up his sleeve, a garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun grenades concealed in various pockets. Anything else, Butler?"-Artemis Fowl, from Artemis Fowl, by Eoin Colfer

"I am America and so can you!" me and creepygirl13 reading a very wrong but funny book

Fave Conversations:

"Whaa?" me, mysterious victoria, and friends

"OH MY GOD!" "what?" "nothing. I just like saying it. Really loud." Me and creepygirl13

"We should go on Broadway." "Yeah." "My mom doesn't want me to go places where there are homeless people." "There aren't homeless people on Broadway stages." "I thought we were talking about the street."- Me + friends at school

"You are a great dance partner. Exept we can't do a barrel roll right, but we can do good ponies and good at counting beats." Mysterious victoria, on our dancing skills of the camp choreography

"Hey stupid!" "Wha?" Ha! you looked when I said 'stupid'." Me + one of my bffs joking around.

"Boys are weird." "Who told you that? We are still reasearching it!" "What kind of reasearching?" "blushes" me + girl who thinks boys are weird

"Your'e gonna steal Andrew like Rosie stole Bill! That's why your Rosie, for cryin' out loud!" "Really?" " No, you don't have the guts, and be-sides, youre gonna be a nun, and nuns don't go to jail. " "I AM NOT GONNA BE A NUN!" "Is andrew gonna be a nun?" Me + MV, MV's the nun.

"Oh, well, if it will make you happy, I, the king, will play music for a bug." "A mouse," corrected the pea.- The Tale of Desperaux, by Kate DiCamillo

Fave Bands/Artists:Paramore, Natasha Bedingfield, Rehab, Simple Plan, Flo Rida, T-Pain, Ray-J, J-Holiday, Greenday, Ramstein(german punk metal band- lyrics in german, lots of screaming) Missy Elliot, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At tHE dISCO, Madonna, Justin Timberlake, Smash Mouth, Flyleaf, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Britney Spears(SHE WILL COME BACK!!)

Romeia's Yule Ball dress it's the one you can see half of on the right, it's black with gems at the top number C4o2. You have to scroll waaaaaaaay down!

Now forthe copy+paste things! I love those

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list

If you ABSOLUTELY, POSETIVELY HATE ZAC EFRON, copy+paste this to your profile.

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If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, of The Hills religiously, never have, and never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Definitely me without a doubt.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.I've done both several times.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, CrazyEmoGirl

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.(Sometimes being in your own little world is more fun than reality)

Pick the ones that fit you (got this from cocogirl198's profile, who got it from ChristinaAngel's profile, ones in bold fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich

i am Og so i must be MEXICAN

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!(Do you like bubblegum?)

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If you are past insane, crazy, psycho, and just plain weird copy and paste this to you pro.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.(I could totally do this if there weren't such things like homework and school)

The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile. (Totally! Go Elphie!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Heck yes! Just ask my parents and friends. :D )

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

My best friends are insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

This is so sad:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, Zac92him, NejiUchiha, Creepygirl13, CrazyEmoGirl

- If you think that life without copmuters is usless, copy this to your profile.

- If you think that Mickey Mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar, copy this to your profile.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Ok, I try not to have sad stuff on here, but this is so wrong!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.