Kinkaryhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Batman the Animated Series, and Great Gatsby. Wow. I guess my profile could use some updating. I'm a first year university student, studying vocal performance for my degree. I'm terrible at updating, though i really do want to finish the stories I have up. I just rarely have time or inspiration to work on them, to be honest. I read most Harry Potter fanfiction, my favourite pairings including Hermione/Snape, Hermione/Lucius, Hermione/Voldemort, Harry/Draco, and pretty much anything with a well written Luna, because it's infrequent. I don't read Hermione/Ron, and I'm not a huge fan of Harry/Ginny either. Favourite books: Harry Potter, the Inkheart trilogy, the Redwall series, Memoirs of a Geisha, and The Great Gatsby. Favourite Movies: Serenity, The Dark Knight, P.S. I Love You, anything Disney/Pixar, The Mummy, The Patriot. Favourite TV Shows: Firefly, Melissa and Joey, The Big Bang Theory, House, Pawn Stars, and sometimes Glee. |
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A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 158,947 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 1/16/2018 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Convivial by TheHatterTheory reviews
On Halloween, Kagome decides to dress as her utter opposite. Of course, she never expected to run into him. -a series of holiday snapshots-
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 152,418 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Snippets of Life by wendiferously reviews
Beauty does things HER way. Will be multiple chapters, not so much a story as a different take on how Beauty would act in an enchanted castle with a beast.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009
Blue Heaven by HardlyFatal reviews
Class 2D has to take a course in Family Life, where they're all paired off in pretend marriages for the year. Hijinks ensue. Several pairings. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,262 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Plaything by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
The Joker holds a high-schooler named Dolly hostage, with the threat to kill her in three days. But this girl has more problems than even he anticipated......to his delight. No romance, but close. COMPLETE
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,178 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
The Apprentice and the Necromancer by satismagic reviews
Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 251 - Words: 279,010 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When Chibis Attack! by chaosbfly reviews
Ever thought about the logistical problems of being 1 foot tall, with mittenhands and eyes taking up a full half of your face? How would the cast of Saiyuki handle this in a real world environment? Parody of all things Chibi.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 53,718 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Masters of Manipulation by Nerys reviews
A true manipulator will control the universe, but who will achieve the wanted mastership? Hermione suddenly finds herself opposing Tom Riddle in a quest for knowledge banned by the founders of Hogwarts. Can she stop the heir before he becomes invincible?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,885 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It's the Thought that Counts by Gladrial10 reviews
The Joker is a hard man to shop for but this year Harley's determined to get him the best present ever. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Insanity of Severus Snape by stashleigh reviews
Poor Severus, Harry, Ron and Hermione have come up with a new plan to annoy the living hell out of him. Does it work? Does he care? Someone does...HGSS I think, hmmmm P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pen Pal by Allison Elder reviews
I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,880 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Walking Into Bars by Michmak reviews
In response to the WIKTT challenge - Hermione walks into a bar. In which Jimmy Buffet may may not make an appearance and Snape gets groped. A Michmak & Zambonigirl production.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 12/14/2004
What Day Is It? by Gladrial10 reviews
Who says the Joker isn’t a romantic?...Even if it is by accident. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Light and Darkness Anthology by Lunalelle reviews
The R rating is general. There will be many different ratings per story. This is a collection of short stories devoted to the pairing of HermioneTom Riddle and Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 421 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fruit Loops by Michmak reviews
SSHG Innocent fruit loops are drowned as Snape attempts to teach his son to…well, read it and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hail To The Bum! by Agar reviews
Celeste's Poetry Challenge. A short humorous poem written from Lily's POV about Sirius...specifically, his bum. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
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Anything for Her reviews
Short one-shot/drabble. Snape reflects lightly on his life just after the war. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The Joker's Daughter reviews
It's hard to be the Joker's daughter. I mean... you try dealing with Harley practically throwing herself all over your dad, and try living up to dad's expectations. A strange little thing I began. Never abandoned.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008
Because I hate Jordan and Daisy reviews
Because Gatsby/Nick is the only acceptable pairing that could ever come from this book. Ever. Nothing else is good or would work out. Ever. Not going to be long, a few chapters, all very short. Enjoy. *disclaimer: It's Fitzgeralds. I'm not making money.*
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/11/2009
Wherein Voldemort Learns Where Babies Come From reviews
When a young child attempts to hug Voldemort, he is furious. He wants to know why people would grow kids. It's up to Lucius and Wormtail to explain where babies come from. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Yes, Headmaster reviews
After the war, which Voldemort won, Hermione is at Hogwarts and receives a detention from the Headmaster. Eventually HG/V.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort