-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Blue eyed vampwolf, finger craker, Airlin

-People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Say "ring, ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

Things to do when you’re in Wal-Mart!

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame them on.

-Skill is walking a tightrope across Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

-A word to the wise isn’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones who need the advice.