La Rosa del Desierto
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Joined 09-01-13, id: 5085439, Profile Updated: 01-17-15
Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, Code Geass, and Naruto.

Update: 17/01/15

I'm not dead, just so you know. I have numerous personal projects going on, some fanfiction, others not. I'm really sorry I haven't been updating! I really need to sort out my life and start keeping to my to-do lists. (Curse my short attention span!)

It's so relieving when I finish a story, and so to that end I will endeavour to finish my existing ones before I post anything new. Unless - NO! Must be strong. I'll try - really, I will - to update all of my ongoing ones soon. I have plenty of ideas for each, it's just a matter of getting them down on paper (and then ultimately onto the computer).

Until the next time, everyone.

- Rosa :)


Hey there!

I'm relatively new to the world of fan fiction, but I hope my stories are enjoyable and entertaining. I probably won't be uploading that often since this is only a hobby, but nevertheless if any one of my stories become popular I will endeavour to update them more regularly.

With much love,

Rosa


Relatively interesting things about moi:

Favourite animes: Code Geass, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Clannad, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, Maid-sama!, Gintama, Death Note, Bleach, Hetalia, Naruto (in progress), Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood...

I've enjoyed pretty much all of them, though if I had to pick my least favourite it would probably have to be Vampire Knight. The first series in particular was hard to get into at first, but then the story picked up during the second series. I couldn't pick a single favourite even if I sat and thought about it for a week or two.

Hobbies: I'm really into art and drawing, and I also paint occasionally. I've also recently started using digital media as well. I love reading books of the fantasy and sci-fi genres, and I'll read the odd historical novel from time to time (I also love ancient history!). I enjoy writing (in case you hadn't noticed) and, although it looks like I just write humour, I have written more serious stories but since they're not fanfic I won't be publishing them. And call me nerdy all you want, but I really enjoy studying languages (I'm currently studying Spanish), and I've done a GCSE (it's a qualification you do when you're 15/16 here in the UK) in French and Italian as well.

I'm 17 years old. And yes, I do live in the UK, though I have lived in Egypt as well for a little while when I was younger.

Anyway, thank you for taking the time to read this! Have a great day!


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when the light gets in (I trust its lies) by TolkienGirl reviews
You wonder how he believed that, believed that a knife would be enough. (Thor, Loki, Infinity War)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Grudge Not Held by Simply Christian reviews
AU. Three men never find Rangiku. Because they never find Rangiku, she is never harmed. Because Rangiku is not hurt, Gin does not swear vengeance. Because Gin does not swear vengeance, he never joins Aizen. This is a tale how Gin's allegiances remain with the Gotei 13, and the consequences it produces, both good and bad.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,470 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
between you and i (there is an ocean) by yangires reviews
Kaneki Ken does not fall for Kamishiro Rize. Instead, he falls for Kirishima Touka. Life does not always have to become a tragedy. —AU—
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,767 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Touka K., Kaneki K./Haise S.] Hide, Yoriko K.
Fridge Notes by LoLoGreeneVines reviews
University AU. Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Uryu and Chad are living on the same floor of student accommodation. This is a collection of notes left on the communal refrigerator when the five can't speak in person. Warnings for utterly bizarre student hijinks and spoilers for everything ever. Various ship tease, but no actual couples. Don't read in public unless you want to be stared at.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,157 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Orihime I., Uryuu I.
Introspection with Keigo by LunaBianca reviews
Surprisingly deep thoughts of and about Keigo. It takes cunning to play a proper fool. Mangaverse drabble collection; nakama-centric.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Keigo A.
The Water Quota by Fire0770 reviews
A collection of letters letters between Aizen, Gin, Tosen and The Espada. When you are living in the middle of a desert, water is the last thing you would expect to see. In order to compensate for this, the inhabitants of Las Noches have to take it in turns to go on daily water runs. Unfortunately, Aizen didn't anticipate just how incompetent his arrancar can be...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 178 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen, Tousen K., Espada
Smoke and Mirrors by Lethargy reviews
Aizen wants power. Kyoka Suigetsu wants to live. When the Hogyoku tries to please them both, the zanpakuto finds herself thrust into the real world, estranged from her partner. In a bid for survival, she forges a new bond with a human boy, changing both their destinies. [Post-Deicide AU]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Mizuiro K., Kyoka Suigetsu
Plum Blossoms of a Past Winter by Waffles Risa reviews
When Ichigo and Rukia are spun decades into the past thanks to one of Urahara's experiments, how will they face the people that are close to them, but who suddenly seem like strangers? And along the way, they may discover long-hidden feelings for the person nearest to them... Set a year after the date of Rukia's adoption. Features Kaien, Byakuya, Ukitake, Captain!Isshin. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,930 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Welcome Back, Freaks by StrangerInAStrangeWorld reviews
Hirako Shinji and two of his fellow Visored have been restored to captaincy. They're a little bitter about their treatment, happy to be back, eager to see old friends again and make new ones, and just a bit anxious to prove that they aren't monsters meant for war. These are some of their adventures and misadventures after the Winter War.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Suì-Fēng, Shinji H., Kensei M., Rōjūrō O./Rose
Never Let Me Go by Stephane Richer reviews
And it's peaceful in the deep cathedral where you cannot breathe
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Ryuken I., K. Katagiri] - Complete
To Converse with One in Slumber by LoLoGreeneVines reviews
Sometimes the best thing to do when Ichigo is around is to pretend to be asleep.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Gemini by MatsuMama reviews
Of all the drinking stories in Soul Society, theirs are by far the best. A Ukitake/Shunsui melange - laughter, tears, love, loss...everything BUT yaoi. I MEAN it, this fic is HET ONLY. An homage to my favorite two captains. Dedicated to Wilder. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,145 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/28/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
Third Watch by uncer giedd geador reviews
Sat on watch together, Bilbo and Kíli take the opportunity to discuss beards, the lack of them, and the irresponsibility of youth.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bilbo B., Kíli - Complete
Ripples by Lpandora reviews
In the river, they found home. Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
There Are Rules, You Know by Horo-Emptiness reviews
There's nothing to do in Las Noches. The Espada's solution? Start a Prank War.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Espada
Obviousness and Spectacular Ignorance by LoLoGreeneVines reviews
In which Sherlock can't guess John's password, even when John tells him what it is.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Perihelion by The Quiller reviews
/He smiles and smiles until his heart runs dry, because everyone else seems to have forgotten how./ A thousand first-steps between being a boy and being a man. Gino-centric.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Gino W.
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
You Can't Be Serious by Takuma reviews
Naruto's typical day in Konohagakure: evading Sakura's pummels, constant rivalries with Sasuke, defying death under ANBU Captain Itachi's watch, and an arranged with the Hyuga heiress, Hinata. Yep, all in the days work. Non-massacre AU. Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,068 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Relative Misery by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zuko and Toph commiserate a little. Zuko wins.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Bartering by Radioactive Ferret reviews
Orihime finds herself missing the comforts of home while in Las Noches. So, she decides to do some bartering with the only things she has on her. What are the consequences of giving strange objects to bored Espada? Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Moments of Dysfunction by ncfan reviews
Moments that neither Ryuuken nor Uryuu would ever admit happened if asked.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Ikigai by Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Howl by Sirona reviews
Renji and Zabimaru. There are some things you just don’t share with anyone else except your zanpakutou. And then only because you don’t have any other choice.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Renji A., Zabimaru - Complete
Shunsui! You Can't Say THAT in Front of Kids! by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Jyuushirou and Shunsui share stories of their youth to new recruits, because they have to tell them what it means to be a captain.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Messiah by Empatheia reviews
-Aizen- A high and lonely destiny.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2008 - S. Aizen - Complete
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
A Matter of Mind by Sophia Prester reviews
Mayuri has his own, unique perpective on Aizen's betrayal.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Mayuri K., S. Aizen - Complete
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Another Pointless High School Mission by peroxidepest17 reviews
Bleach crossover with Ouran: The gotei 13 undercover at Ouran Academy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Shinomori Kibou reviews
Make A Wish...
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/27/2002
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Rivalité Dans Fraternité reviews
A series of oneshots detailing Itachi and Sasuke's relationship before the massacre ripped away the love and brotherhood between them. Includes several mentions of a sulky Sasuke, an overprotective Itachi and many, many attempts at bribery. From both sides.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014
The Gotei 13's Guide to a Successful Mission reviews
In which the captains of the 13 divisions and notable seated officers share their – uh, wise? Would that be the right word? – tips about how to fight like a soul reaper in the Seireitei newsletter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Tousen K., Shuuhei H.
Gin the Psychiatrist reviews
When Lord Aizen requests a mental examination for all of the Espadas, Gin very kindly offers to take up the role. The Espadas, however, are not as thrilled...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - G. Ichimaru, Espada - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed reviews
"... hide all evidence that you tried. It's guaranteed to work," said Rangiku. "I do it all the time." "No wonder you don't get anything done," replied Hitsugaya. - A series of oneshots and parodies about pretty much all the main Bleach characters. Yes, that does mean Kenpachi will be a pirate at some point. Will be adding quite a few, so watch this space!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013
Only A Memory reviews
In the aftermath of the Zero Requiem, Suzaku remembers the man who used to be his best friend, enemy and ally all in one. A oneshot that I just had to get down on paper.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
The Great Wisdom of Head Captain Yamamoto reviews
A series of humorous/serious oneshots about the different relationships between the captains of the Gotei 13 and their lieutenants.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2013 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete