Name: Rachel

Age:14 1/2

State:Texas

Sex: Girl, duh!

Wierd Conversations with Random Friends

I'm sitting at lunch, I breack my fork...

Friend: "Hey, that looks like bat man!"

Other friend: "Hey Rachel, go get some napkins."
I come back with 6 napkins...

Friend: "Tie it to the fork."

ME: "Look its Bat man!"

Other friend: "Scince when was bat man white?"

Friend: "Look its Bat fork!"

CHINKEN DANCE TUNE

"REMIMBER BAT- FORK"

Anthor strange conversation going to the dance bus:

Me: "Did you know that dirt is gay?"

Friend: "What?"

Me: "Yeah., and rocks are lesbeans, and grass is..."
Friend: "Let me guess, is bi?"

Me: "YEP!"

Another wierd conversation from 10/5/06:

Bored conversation during Creative Writing:

(fake cell diels 666)

Me: This is Devils INC. I'm Cindy...What up?

Chelsey: Hi, I'm here to sell my soul.

Nikki:(in freaky voice) Cindy who is it?

Me: Some kid who wants to sell her soul.

Chelsey: How much can I sell it for?

Me: Whats your name?

Nikki: (Freaky voice) Don't insalt the customer!

Me: Whats your age?

Nikki: (Freaky voice) You can't ask that!

Me: Whats your sex?

Chelsey: I have that lots! (Yeah we know)

Me: No I mean your gender, you know what you are...

Nikki:(Freaky voice) Stop, your going to insalt the costamer!

Chelsey: I just want some jell-o!

Nikki:(Freaky voice) how much is she willing to sell it for _?

Me: Shut up! How much are you willing to sell it for?

Chelsey: I just want some jell-o.

Me: She just wants some jell-o.

Nikki: (Freaky voice) Tell her shes out of her leage.Also your fired, so go to the dungon!

( fake cell diels 666)

Me: (Sing song voice) Hello! And welcome to Devils INC. How may I help you?

Nikki: (Freaky voice) Ouit it Betsy, we're going to lose our customer!

Chelsey: Hello, I'm Halie from Angels INC. -

Me: Uhh, I know nothing about the black market! I don't even work for it or anything!

(click)

( fake cell diels 666)

Me: (Sing song voice) Hello! Welcome to Devils INC. This is Betsy, how may I help you?

Chelsey: Hi, before you hang upI need to talk to you...I've looked at your paper work and well, now your elegble to join Angels INC.

Me: Are you serious? I can quit this awful job?

Nikki: (Freaky voice) Awful? I'm duckting your pay a year!

Chesley: We'll see you in Heaven soon.

Me: Yeah in like 5 seconds!

Nikki: (Freaky voice) Wait where are you going? Who said you cold leave? Nooooo!

Yeah, that was very long, and RANDOM! It just kinda happened, I don't remimber hwo we got on that. Oh well.

Hey, heres my fav. song!

We are, on fire, we have, desires, but one, is that way, one backstreet boy is
Gay.
And we dont want to be mean, since now hes a queen, dont ask please, which
Backstreet boy is gay?

Tell me who? aint sayin that its aj
Tell me who? aint sayin that its howie
Tell me who? I never wanna hear you say: which backstreet boy is gay?

Now I can see him, hes in womens clothes, but he dont need an iud, yeah,
He likes village people, hes playin croquet, his dog is a pekinese.
He is on fire, his back, prespires,
Wont say, wont say, wont say, whos gay!
Hes always sayin: aint nuthin but a butt-ache, aint nuthin but a friutcake,
Hes pickin up a souffl which backstreetboy is gay?

Ok, were all gay.

Hey,

this is a friendly reminder to my school freinds;

I will not crush on a guy this year, even the hot Mathew!

Deal? Good! Also I hope we have some same classes, and I will do every thing in my power not to bug you Vennessa! Or brag about how rich I am, or even mention money, and I'm getting my money ready to pay ya'll back!

Nikki, I wont start fights, or try to get you to take sides this year, I promise!

Also, do ya'll have any plans for the 8th gradebanqute? If not we could go as freinds.

Anime Freeks of the 8th Grade, UNITE!

We are now in ninth grade...Highschool!!

I'M WORKING ON A FEW STORIES FOR YA'LL!! 7.14.09