Name: Luke

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Nationality: English

Social Standing: 0

Motto/Creed: Outcast and proud of it

Likes: Anything From Japan, British Sit-Coms, Sweets, Animals, Nintendo, Cats

Dislikes: Bugs, Bullies, When things go wrong, Unneccessary complications, Sony, Microsoft, Trouble Makers, People with Closed or Narrow Minds

Demeanour: Sarcastic, Randomly switching between spiteful and jovial depending on company

Good Points: Uh...

Bad Points: Annoying, Talks too much

My Favourite Quotes

'Oh my God! Jeremy's still in the trunk. Let's see how long has it been, two... two weeks. Yep, he's dead. Definately dead.' - Stewie Griffin - Family Guy

'Nobody's gay for Moleman...' - Hans Moleman - The Simpsons

'Man, this wangs chung!" Tarunga Leela - Futurama

'Face it, we're deader than corduroy.' - Cat - Red Dwarf

'There's an old cat saying that applies to our situation, and it goes a little something like this: "We are all gonna die."' - Cat - Red Dwarf

'What the smegging smeg's he smeggin' done?' - Dave Lister - Red Dwarf

'Now there's a blind guy out side you might think is posessed, but he's just crazy.' - Mr. Beefy - Little Nicky

'What did Bruno put in your tomato juice?' - Arch Riker - The Cat Who Could Read Backwards

'I'm supposed to feed the cat twice a day, change his drinking water, and attend to his commode. Do you know what a commode is?" - Jim Qwileran - The Cat Who Could Read Backwards

'In the words of Shakespear; I don't wanna, I don't hafta, and I ai'nt gonna.' - Arch Riker - The Cat Who Saw Stars