Momma I just hit a lick

Not really sure what I’m doing here other than failing at high school (eyyy done with that shitake - update 7/16/19. I mean I been done since before then but this is the first time I've updated it since then)

I like Percy Jackson and Jon Snow.

I hate my most popular stories.

I’ve written tens of thousands of words I’m never going to publish.

I vehemently dislike the Donald. (Does that follow? No.)

Racism came before Race. Race is therefore just a concept. (Okay... this profile page is getting interesting?)

If you don’t look at both sides of an argument, you will fail to argue. (What is wrong with this mans?)

What am I doing right now.

I’m too tired to stop. (Whose mans is this?)

Dartmouth ‘23 (wow we get it, you think you’re smart.)

From the Boot, get over it. (No one cares dude.)

Legalize marijuana. Everywhere. Yesterday. (Agreed.)

I dislike feeling “the Bern.” (Capitalist scumbag.)

Is Pete Buttigieg god? Or is Beto? Neither? (Do you even believe in god, bro? update - both of them apparently suck now. bummer.)

Will a woman ever be president? (Dumb question. because one day, once Ivanka is crowned President of the Kingdom of Trumpiana, a nightmarish America where Donald Trump is God-King but all that plays anywhere is Thotiana)

Will we ever pull our heads out of our asses on climate change? (No. so why do I care about anything anymore? our goal now is to limit warming to 3 degrees, not two, which is just... 3 degrees is real bad. like coral reefs be bye-bye and also food supplies get fucked over and tens of thousands start to die from crazy weather alone.)

Is Daenerys bad? (Maybe? season 8 is not my Dany but if you look at history for precedent then she still kinda grey. also let's just forget s6-8. deal?)

These are all serious questions on life. (One, maybe. which one?)

I’m also an atheist. If that is at all relevant. (It’s not. is it bad that I thought that was funny?)

(This is Nate’s self-conscious feeling of inadequacy and loneliness talking. This whole profile page is a cry for help. A mind broken by the terrible plague known as senioritis sleep-depravia. If you, or anyone you know, has been afflicted with such a serious illness, you and your loved ones may be entitled to a cash compensation. Just call (504)-444-4444. One call, that’s all.)

[so i actually aint in senior year anymore but the terrible, crippling depression that accompanies anyone who has thought just a bit too hard about our current culture and our current problems is still there. i dunno. just live your life at this point. nothing we can do XD