EspressoEmpress
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Joined 11-22-14, id: 6298375, Profile Updated: 01-27-16
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, BioShock, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Bleach.

Greetings. I am EspressoEmpress. You can call me Em.

Age - [redacted]

Race - [redacted]

Hair - short and difficult

Eyes - pour a drop of green food coloring in a bowl of molten gold and mix

Sexual orientation - lesbian

Politics - [redacted]

Hobbies - writing, drawing, and slapping people with hipster glasses

Likes - silence, snow, and clear nights

Hates - summer

Allergies - soap operas

Games - Skyrim, Bioshock Infinite, Borderlands 2, and life (not the game, the thing)

Novels - The Great Gatsby, King Lear, and Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage (worth picking up just for the title)

TV shows - Doctor Who, Hannibal, Parks and Rec, and many more

Favorite oxymoron - Fox News

Misc. - I do hand signs to calm myself down; I may or may not have accidentally set people on fire in this manner

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A Forged Wedding by mistyhollowdrummer reviews
Modern AU, based off of the Japanese game: "I... Don't think I heard you right. What did you just ask me, Rivaille?" "I'm asking you to marry me for a month. How did you not hear me right?" (Rated M for later chapters, mentions of other pairings, some spoilers to the manga)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 201,889 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] [Mikasa A., Armin A.] - Complete
Somewhen, Somewhere by Kamiyashi reviews
Endless Loop 03B. When Kaiba manages to bring Yami back from the other side, what will it mean for their relationship?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,935 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Danger Line by lunatrancy reviews
A Modern Day Police-themed AU. Eren is a new cop working for the Sina Investigative Department. However, a run-in with a mysterious mafia boss named Levi lands Eren in a deep, twisted plot of secret organizations and corrupt cops. LevixEren relationship. Rated M for future chapters; violence, lots of violence/blood, language, lots of sex and all that (tw: death-faking )
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
What You Don't Surrender by caffeinekitty reviews
No one else needed to know all the ways Shizuo could break. When Shizuo fell apart, he needed to know Izaya was the only reason for it. And a broken, afraid Shizuo was of no use to him whatsoever. Kinkmeme fill. Shizaya/Izuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 207,757 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Truth Shall Set You Free by caffeinekitty reviews
Honesty isn't always the best policy. Especially when perverted doctors have a hand in it.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper by Sarah1281 reviews
Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
Blind by Totoromo reviews
Now complete. RenIchi. Spoilers for ch423. Ichigo has lost his spiritual powers and can't see any of his shinigami friends anymore, but Renji won't give up until the man he loves can see him again.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,307 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - [Ichigo K., Renji A.] - Complete
Drawn Together by Kamiyashi reviews
Kaiba deals with his Yami obsession by drawing yaoi doujinshi featuring a human Blue Eyes White Dragon and Black Magician who have an uncanny resemblance to them. What Kaiba never counted on was Yami finding out and wanting to reenact his favorite scenes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,885 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Sight the King by olesia.love reviews
After Yuugi wakes up at the scene of a crime with blood on his hands and a voice in his head, there's only one thing he can do: Run. --Yuugi x Yami Yuugi: Puzzleshipping-- --Complete--
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Silver Lining by Pysche reviews
COMPLETE As a prank, Yami is forced to confess his feelings for Seto while under control of the Sennen Rod. But nobody expected Seto to return those feelings. SetoYami BakuraMalik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,943 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 11/11/2005 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Jupiter Rising by Pysche reviews
COMPLETE Everything changes. After 3,000 years Yami can see that not even the stars are the same, so what can he count on to remain constant? He might just find the answer in a CEO determined to redefine his own life. SetoYami
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,526 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
I Want The Mad Ones by Amarielle reviews
Yami assumes the role of Yugi's father after a case of physical abuse and trauma claims the boy's memory. Moral: Love is the pouring out of one's self into the completion of another. Finished
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,975 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Complete
Wide Awake and Dreaming by Pysche reviews
COMPLETE When Marik's spell traps Yami in a world of nightmares, the only way for Yami to escape is to stick with someone whose presence can keep him in the real world. But just who that person is may be surprising... SetoYami
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 11/12/2004 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Spellbound by Pysche reviews
COMPLETE After Bakura's vindictive spell, Yami is granted a body of his own- but only for a short time. Now Seto Kaiba is the only one who can help Yami keep the gift he didn't know he wanted. SetoYami
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,169 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 10/26/2004 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by Pysche reviews
ONESHOT When Yami is in an accident, he gets stuck in the hospital, bored and lonely. At least, until Seto Kaiba comes to visit him... SetoYami
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/5/2004 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Snowed In by insight-to-insanity reviews
A blizzard traps Jou and Seto inside Kaiba Corp. SJ yaoi, don't like don't read...bad summary, not bad story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,129 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Complete
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Schrodinger reviews
Grimmjow's stuck in a body and he's pissed. He's also stuck in Karakura and pissed. And under surveillance. And pissed. And trailing a line of cats. And Ichigo is refusing to fight him. All Grimmjow wants is out of this gigai so he can kill Ichigo and be less pissed. Spoiler alert: neither of those things is going to happen. Post-Aizen; IchiGrimm
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 8/22/2016
Dyke of Konoha reviews
What if the classic trio had one of its members replaced? This is Naruto without Sakura - instead, Team 7 has a different kind of girl. No love triangle. No smut. No pauses in fights for exposition. This is a story of BrOTPs, streamlined canon, and a young girl's sexuality. OC. Rated M for language. Hika has the mouth of a ninja-sailor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,213 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
The Remorseful Arrancar reviews
To put it in Arashi's words, "I really fucked up." A girl dies, a lotus blooms. An Arrancar is born, and makes a deal to get back home. Grimmjow makes some trouble, everyone else promptly freaks out. OC. Post-Aizen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Grimmjow J., Byakuya K., Ichigo K.
Did Not See That Coming reviews
That whole "priest betrayal" thing all started because Seto got stood up... by the Pharaoh. No one is more surprised to learn this than their modern counterparts. Prideshipping. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi
The Circle reviews
Burial at Sea needed a Booker in its ending; their father-daughter relationship could have used some more emphasis. A simple little oneshot that I drew up this afternoon.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete