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 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. 'Sup my fellow writers? Tasha here and I've taken over this account as Libby has decided to betray me and start up her own account (though the main reason was because she forgot the password to this account and I never reminded her what it is) :D Please feel free to check out my stories. No, seriously. Feel free. I accept all constructive criticism (note the key word there: CONSTRUCTIVE) and if anyone is nice enough to leave awesome reviews on my stories then I LOVE YOU! HAVE LOTS OF VIRTUAL COOKIES! IN FACT, HAVE SOME IN ADVANCE!! *chucks virtual cookies in your general direction* Didn't catch them? Well, tough luck *eats left over cookies* I'd better stop talking/typing now as I don't want to weird you out anymore so that you end up closing down your laptop before calling the police on me and then continue on to rock gently backwards in the corner of your room muttering nonsense. If you'd like to stalk me for whatever reason then come and visit my amazingly fantstically awesome tumblr blog!! Not that I'm boasting about it or anything. *whistles innocently* Laterz! *does peace sign* |
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It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,128 - Follows: 19,430 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4536 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hang-Ups by freshia reviews
"And if Eren won't shut up and stop distracting him, Levi will just turn the tables." Modern AU; Oneshot.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Stereotypes by AuraFelix reviews
Having experienced a lot of prejudice in his childhood, Eren has build his life upon a way to never stand out. He rarely shares his ideals and is happy with his organized life, until he meets Levi - an art-student who has the same ideals as Eren, but is not afraid to stand out. University!AU, LevixEren, fluff, smut, foul language.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,183 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Teach Me Something New by lizzyatedeanspie reviews
Cas Novak never falls for straight guys, but when Dean Winchester walked into his classroom to pick up his niece one fateful afternoon, he realized you should never say never. - Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,073 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Death Of Me by Violet Ravens reviews
Levi becomes frustrated and confused when he finds out that Eren is the only one that can really get under his skin. Of course, he would never admit that though. I will make more chapters if you guys ask for more, so let me know please!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,033 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Funky at Heart by freshia reviews
"Their first meeting in the obnoxiously loud nightclub is definitely not love at first sight." AU; Oneshot
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
In Hot Water by freshia reviews
A thief wanders into a small town, and ends up stealing a lot more than a few jewels. Thief!Eren Cop!Rivaille; AU.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
I Smell Just Fine! by PaigeRhiann reviews
Derek sighed again, "There's something Stiles needs to understand" he said "It's a known fact that Werewolves are very possessive. That's why Lydia and Allison haven't been targeted because they smell like their mates – like pack" Stiles' eyebrows furrowed "Why don't I smell like pack" he was clearly offended. "It's quite hard to smell like pack when you're not a wolf or sleeping
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,583 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Life's No Fun Without a Good Scare by TrickRTreatTheGuardian reviews
Lexi was an ordinary teenage girl with an interesting past. When she decides to live with her aunt and uncle along with her 2 cousins Jamie and Sophie she had no idea that the Guardians they kept talking about were real. One Halloween night Lexi's life changes and is soon coming face to face with not only the guardians but Pitch himself... what will happen to her and the Guardians?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 94,785 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Shadows by fyd818 reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has felt like a failure her entire life. But when her father sends her away to marry a man she's never met, rumored to be a murderous monster, she finally has a chance to make a difference ... and rediscover her forgotten past. :Gaara x Hinata: Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,840 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - [Hinata H., Gaara] - Complete
Beautiful, tragic by Siminiecrick reviews
"You know, I've never felt like a normal teen," he told me. "You're not a normal teen," I laughed. "I know," he replied. "But with you, I don't feel... different. For once, I feel like a regular mortal hanging out with my best friend." Was I just friend zoned by Jack? Oh, I hope not. Please review! :)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,608 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Jack Frost, Sophie - Complete
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by QuartzApple reviews
Iruka is a 20-something with a plan: get a good job, get married, get a house, have kids. What he didn't expect is for the plan to be ruined by an enigmatic new colleague who Iruka just can't seem to forget. KakaIru yaoi with lemons and plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 229,881 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
ECCHI NO SHACHOU by melissen reviews
CENSORED ver.Office fic with TokyoDrift style! Iruka likes the company he works for but to be an assistant of a perverted and extremely handsome billionaire looks like a big challenge. Should he do it? AU YAOI: Kakashi x Iruka, Itachi x Deidara, Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,955 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] [Itachi U., Deidara] - Complete
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Loving the Fall by MissAnnThropic reviews
The Winchesters adjust to life as civilians while Castiel adjusts to being human. Christmas-fic. Sequel to "Leap That Makes the Fall."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Day of the Dead by Juura99 reviews
Naruto's Saturday has turned into one big mess as he runs into his old schoolmate and finds him and his friends heading to the local pub for safety...All because zombies started attacking. Inspired by Shaun of the Dead. SasuNaru. T for language and gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Leap That Makes the Fall by MissAnnThropic reviews
With no explanation for how or why, Dean and Sam find themselves with a fallen angel on their hands.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,722 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Second Childhood by cloudyjenn reviews
A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 233 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Caught and Set Loose by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. On a mission, Sakura and her companions find themselves in the custody of the wildest clan of the East Province. Forced to accept their hospitality and a redheaded escort, the medic must make the best of her situation, wherever it leads her. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,593 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
People We Knew by CattyJen reviews
SEQUEL TO THINGS WE KNOW! Ten years later Sakura is married to her job and Gaara is miraculously still a jerk. Will these two ever get over themselves in time to realize that they're made for each other? GaaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,914 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Things We Know by CattyJen reviews
Welcome to Konoha, Population 453. Demographics: one homecoming queen, one social outcast, one English project. GaaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,721 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Favourable Bachelor by Durgas Dragon reviews
Iruka suddenly finds he’s Konoha’s most eligible bachelor—whether he wants to be or not—and he makes the mistake of involving one jounin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,884 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Flowers in the Rain by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,824 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Change in the Wind by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,871 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo reviews
Sequel to Surviving This. In the aftermath of the the pyramid, Lex finds herself on another hunt, and must prove her worth not only to the predators, but to herself as well. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,672 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
A Demon's Heart reviews
Noemi Akiyama has always detested the shinobi village Suna, ever since the death of her beloved father. However, fate decided to be cruel to her once again and she now has to travel to Suna with her quirky team to complete a mission as well as deal with her conflicting feelings over a certain red-head... Is there anyway Noemi can win over this demon's heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Gaara, OC] - Complete