Hey guys, it's me Yami Half-Demon. Here's a little 411 on me:

First of all, please be patient with me when you read my fan fics. I'm kinda slow and sometimes short on time so I don't update as soon as you would want me to.

Second of all, I'm the kind of person that usually gets writer's block and is the cause of my slow updating. Other than that, I'd love for you guys to read and review my stories.

I see that my current story "Chibi Love" gets a lot of reviews, but, unfortunately, I have decided to rewrite it. I had originally started writing that story when I started high school, and it wound up taking a seat on the backburner while I worked on school stuff. When I re-read it recently, I couldn't continue writing it. My way of thinking had changed, so I decided to rewrite the story, which I think improved the plot dramatically and added some detail to the story. I haven't taken the original story off, just in case my readers don't like the rewrite, but I have left a note on that story and on the rewrite this explaination in more detail, along with other things. So if you enjoy my stories (original, rewritten, or otherwise), please let me know. I'm happy when I see people putting my stories on the alert or favorite story list, but I'd also like a review please. It doesn't have to be long, just let me know that you've enjoyed my story. Seeing reviews means people are reading them, which makes me want to write more.

I like mainly the yaoi pairings on Yu-Gi-Oh, but I like some of the straight pairings as well. The only character I dislike (hate is such a strong word, I don't think I'd go that far) is Tea/Anzu because of the stupid friendship speeches (I know friendship is a very good thing, but leave it at that. I highly doubt it will help save the world. It's just very strong support to help the person saving the world. That I understand.) I even started writing a Seto/Joey fic.

I'm also getting into other shows (anime or otherwise), so once I finish my incomplete stories, I may just try my hand at other things...so look out for new stuff eventually!! lol

Anyway, here are some of my favorites... (not in any particular order...I'm just putting them here as I think of them...and I might have missed some...so...yeah..)

Favorite Shows

1. Yu-Gi-Oh

2. Inuyasha

3.Bleach

4. Digimon

5. Sailor Moon

6.Avatar: The Last Airbender

7. Danny Phantom

8. Power Rangers (I used to watch it as a kid (the 2nd and maybe 3rd seasons), and had forgotten all about it until I found out that one of my favorite VA's (Johnny Yong Bosch) used to be one, (during the seasons I used to watch!)...so now I've gone back and seen some of those old episodes I used to watch. It's coming back into style..I think..so it's cool)

9. Teen Titans

10. Young Justice

11. Thundercats(2011)

12. Justice League

13. Batman: The Animated Series

14. Superman: The Animated Series

15. Batman Beyond

16. Ouran High School Host Club

Favorite Movies

1. All 4 Inuyasha movies

2. Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie

3.Spirited Away

4. Howl's Moving Castle

5. Digimon (Forgot the names of the movies)

6. Salior Moon (Forgot the names again)

7. All the Bleach movies

8. The first Power Rangers movie

9. The Harry Potter series

10. Broken Path

11. Hellbinders

12. Devon's Ghost: Legend of the Bloody Boy

13. Astro Boy

14. The Princess and the Frog

15. The Lion King

16. The Avengers

Favorite Manga

1.Yu-Gi-Oh

2.Inuyasha

3.Demon Diary (hilarious)

4.Bleach

Well, there you go. As you can see, i'm an anime person (obviously!) I'm currently writing Yu-Gi-Oh and Danny Phantom stories, but I'm also beginning to write stories for Inuyasha, Bleach and Young Justice. I'm also trying to write out as many chapters of my stories as I can before I post them. That way, I won't have to worry about updating so much. Oh, and for those of you who are reading my current stories Chibi Love: The Rewrite and A Dragon's Curse and Dreams of Love, I promise I'll try to have the next chapters up soon.

Just some random funny stuff to entertain you:

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.

When your dad is mad and he says, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train.

You laught at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's just that yours is stupid.

If something seems too good to be true, then it usually is.

Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

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A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Joke #1
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.
They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."
So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."
POOF, she is gone.
The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."
POOF, she is gone.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "What is the matter?"

The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."

Joke #2

A Blonde Brunett and a red head were at gun point in a mall.

The man said to the brunett, "Any last words?"

"A tornado!" she yells and gets away.

The man turned to the red head. "Any last words?"

"Sand storm!" the red head yelled and got away.

He turned to the blonde and said, "Any last words?"

"Fire!"

"Okay..." the man said and fired the gun.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" (Also True!)

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

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If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

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Makes you wonder:

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a
"Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner ...

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away

Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought...

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

Define 'normal'.

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.

Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!

I read of a man who stood to speak
At the funeral of a friend
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
From the beginning to the end

He noted that first came the date of her birth
And spoke the following date with tears,
But he said what mattered most of all
Was the dash between those years

For that dash represents all the time
That she spent alive on earth.
And now only those who loved her
Know what that little line is worth.

For it matters not how much we own;
The cars, the house, the cash,
What matters is how we live and love
And how we spend our dash.

So think about this long and hard.
Are there things you’d like to change?
For you never know how much time is left,
That can still be rearranged.

If we could just slow down enough
To consider what’s true and real
And always try to understand
The way other people feel.

And be less quick to anger,
And show appreciation more
And love the people in our lives
Like we’ve never loved before.

If we treat each other with respect,
And more often wear a smile
Remembering that this special dash
Might only last a little while.

So, when your eulogy is being read
With your life’s actions to rehash
Would you be proud of the things they say
About how you spent your dash?

-Linda Ellis

How Will You Spend YOUR Dash?

100 things to do if you were a vampire:

1. Get struck by lightning... and live.
2. Go to the nearest McDonald's and order a blood cola and a raw hamburger...to the shocked faces of the employees.
3. GRAND THEFT AUTO!!
4. Stand on a busy interstate, in sunlight. PRETTY LIGHTS!!
5. Join a major league baseball team.
6. Order a bloody Mary at a bar and revel in the irony.
7. Do track&field. And a marathon.
9. Be the first to climb Mt.Everest... AND the Himalayas without injury. In one day.
10. Join the wrestling team.
11. Join the marines and talk back to the Drill instructors.
12. CATFIGHT!!
13. Crash a wedding or other type of party.
14. Revenge.
15. Go to the school and force them to make the lunch edible (not that you eat it,but their ruining all that good blood in your classmates)
16. Video tape the boys fighting over you.
17. Absolutely destroy the vending machine that won't work for you.
18. Sabotage a supermarket like costco.
19. Blow something up.
20. Walk on water.
21. Stop a speeding train.
22. Go to a petting zoo and suck the blood of the cutest, flufffiest animal you can find, to the horror of all the children watching...
23. Lift weights...with a cruise ship.
24. Go to an orthodontist and dazzle them with your perfect teeth.
25. Drink lots of alcohol...without the risk of a hangover.
26. Rob Fort Knox, London Tower, and the National Arsenal.
27. Repeatedly sing the song that never ends to the people you hate...you have all the time in the world ;P
28. Nuke something...without being ripped to atoms.
29. TAKE OVER THE WORLD SINGLE HANDEDLY!!
30. Take bullets to the head,without dieing.
31. Scuba dive...without an airtank.
32. Wrestle a shark.
33. Fight an alligator.
34. Race an ostrich.
35. Save someone.
36. Attempt to commit suicide...the human way.
37. Jump from the top of the Sears Tower. WATCH OUT BELOW!!
38. Win the olympics. All of them ;)
39. Win the lotto.
40. Become a superhero.
41. Impersonate Bill Gates, about how slow Cheetahs are.
43. Blow stuff up.For fun.
44. Go to space without a helmet!!
45. Make your own fireworks.
46. Stop a car going 80, with one hand.
47. Take the stairs... up a thirty story building,beating the people in the elevator.
48. Get revenge on the vending machine that ate your money.
49. Get the latest in military technology, and use it for your own evil designs.
50. Make a soda just for vampires...INTRODUCING BLOOD COLA!!
51. Kill a fictional villain with no personal injury.
52. Become president of the U.S.A.!
53. Win all the nobel prizes.
54. Go around the world in 80 minutes (hey,even vampires want to do some sightseeing.)
55. Read The Thousand and One Nights.
56. Learn everything.
57. Watch every horror movie with vampires involved and point out all the mistakes.
58. Scare the living daylights out of the big politcal people of the words.
59. Date a superstar.
60. Impersonate old, dead famous people.
61. Impersonate live famous people.
62. Be responsible for the latest crop circle scare, then rally up your fellow vampires, then steal a spaceship, then TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
63. Get thrown in the looney bin, rally up all the people there, break out and terrorize the world!
64. Vampire animals. Beware of the killer Butterfly.
65. Become world famous. As a serial killer. And never get caught.
66. Join a famous sport team and WIN EVERY GAME!!
68. Become a hitman/woman.
69. Hi-ho,hi-ho, It's a hunting people I go...
70. Stare at the sun. While in space.
71. Become a homicide bomber(it's usually a suicide bomber,but that wouldn't work for a vampire.)
72. Become a stalker.
73. Give new meaning to the term "Living Nightmare" (be afraid,be very afraid) over people...in a black limo.
75. Join a band and mesmerize everyone with your voice.
76. Break every Guiness World Record and re-publish the book.
77. Watch and memorize every movie and book.
78. Cause the next solar eclipse. Personally.
79. Make annoying people "magically" disappear. Forever.
80. Crush boulders with your bare hands.
81. "Witness" a 60 car pile up. IT WASN'T ME!!
82. Paint all the houses in town blood red. It looks so real shifty eyes
83. Wreck that stupid fancy shiny car thatr flipped you off for no good reason.
84. Be the first metal artist to use only their bare hands.
85. Impersonate Harry Potter and experience fans going wild over you.
86. Hotwire a laptop. Pretty lights!!
87. Sceam bloody murder. A lot.
88. Stab people in broad moonlight.
89. Become a supermodel.
90. Reinact WW2 dogfights... with or without the plane.
91. Attempt to get tattoos.
92. Make all the vampire myths come true.
93. "Out survive" every one on survivor.
94. Drive a bus. Into a moving train. And walk away.
95. Drive an ice cream truck around town and refuse it to anyone who asks. Especially little children.
96. Drill holes in your football team when you throw the ball. Oh man there goes my lunch...
97. Demand a Wii from nintendo. Or make one yourself.
98. Claim to be the long lost heir to some throne somewhere. With looks like that,who could refuse?
99. Redifine the word "prep."
100. Next time the teacher attempts to hand out homework, flash them your best smile and make them forget all about it

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot

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