Age: Probably too old to be doing this, but I'm not letting that stop me. Let's just say it's double digits and the first one is a three (and will remain so for as long as I can get away with it).

Location: Up your nose with a rubber hose

Mental state: Precarious

Currently reading: The Story of Edgar Sawtelle by David Wroblewski

Writer's block cure: Knowing that no matter how I may half-ass a story, my writing will never suck as hard as 50 Shades of Grey

Author's Notes:

Existing stories:

Extremities: This one actually started life as a response to a pairing challenge on a comm I visit. The theme was, in a nutshell, just because someone's a badass doesn't mean they can't be gentle in bed. Well, it doesn't get much more badass in FFVII than Sephiroth and Tifa. It got a good reception, so I turned it into a full-blown oneshot and posted it here.

Burying Sephiroth: A sequel of sorts to Extremities. Tifa has been plagued by erotic dreams of Sephiroth and begins seeing a therapist who suggests that the dreams are telling her she needs to face her past. She goes to Nibelheim to try to do that, and finds that there was more to the dreams that she thought. Sephiroth is back, but the Lifestream stripped his body of the Jenova cells, so he has become what he hates most: a normal human, albeit one with a very powerful mind. Funny what a silly porn challenge response can turn into, innit? A bit of an overhaul is in the works for this one. I made the mistake of thinking I was one of those people who could make a story up as I go. I'm not, so an outline and some tweaking of previous chapters is necessary. Consider this story to be on hold for the moment.

Manage: Sephiroth is helped through a rough time by an unlikely benefactor. One of what I'm sure will be a few one-shot ficlets and drabbles. I just went to a random word generator and created a list of about fifty or so prompts to hopefully inspire some writing. Something has to, this writer's block has lasted gorram long enough. The ones that I think are good enough for the public will get posted here.

Marketing: The art of the deal. More goodies from the random word generator. Just doing what I can to plow through a writer's block. Work with me, people. XD