This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

HPSS. Not SLASH! Het. Henrietta is supposed to be the girl who lived, but her brother Shane is claimed to be since she died in the fire that destroyed her home. But did she really? All she wants is her life back. AU! Book 4. Harry!Girl!

AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.

After the Dursley’s unexpected death, Harry finds himself whisked away to a place unknown where he’s adopted by people who are much more familiar than the area. Post OotP.

AU: when he was six, Harry left the Dursley's home. He's lived on his own ever since.

Post OoTP will have HPB Spoilers. Harry decides that he wants to be in control and away from Dumbledore's Manipulations. Appearences and perceptions are changing, true faces are shown, secrets revealed. Independant, dark, not evil. Grims and Heritage.

Harry Potter and Jamie Potter are Twins. Jamie is thought the be the Girl who lived. Harry goes to Beauxbatons and Jamie to Hogwarts. Will Harry ever find out how to be loved? On hiatus for a while this sory is on my lab top and my labtop it getting fixd

ABANDONED AU through 5th year Harry saw Voldemort reborn and decides to stop being the Gryffindor hero. He takes himself out of the affairs of the war. The tricky part is to do it without anyone noticing. Slytherin!Harry

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

[No new updates - just minimal edits] Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. Hermione falls for Draco and Harry agrees to accompany her to get nearer to the Slytherin Prince. EEP! Is this just the chance for Draco to get Harry, or does the ice prince melt his heart for the girl?

Harry has a sudden realization of independance, he's had enough, things are going to go his way, but not without some unexpected friendships along the way. Independant!Harry, HHr, and some serious powers and slytherin like qualities!

This starts at the end of first year. Harry may be a Gryffindor but he also has a Slytherin side. Would that Slytherin part of him just let him go right back to playing exploding snap and Quidditch after going through a life or death situation?

Someone has been watching, has been wanting Peter Parker. With no idea that he is Spiderman, this guy couldn't do any real damage. Could he? SLASH! Non-con, one sided (Male, non Gary-Sue)OC-PP, as well as PP-MJ, and Harry-PP...Movie-verse.

AU. Takes place in a world where Harry has a twin and his parents never died.