Hello world!

I am captainhatterwolf13, and I am pleased to introduce myself to Fanfiction.net!

Name: Asher. Captain Asher. That's all you need to know.

Nationality: American.

Interests: Talking, Writing, Talking, Friends, Talking, Acting, Eating, Talking, Family, Talking, Disney and other media (But since Disney owns everything, mainly Disney), Talking, Freaking people out. Oh, did I mention talking?

Favorite Quote: "Being called weird means being called limited edition. It means you're something people don't see very often." Said by who the hell knows.

Favorite Actor: There are a lot. With live actors, it would fall between Tim Curry, Johnny Depp, and Harrison Ford.

Favorite Actress: Ah! Um... That's hard... Emma Watson wins, though.

Favorite Band: Beatles and Fall Out Boy.

Favorite Singer: Danny Elfman! That's right, I said it!

My life is... the climax of this whole darn million-year-old movie we're living in. Bring it on!

Meaning of Life: Please don't go away for this: To serve God and God alone.

Why You Should Read My Stories: I take writing super-seriously. I think out plots before I write them, and I take all respectable opinions into consideration. I also give credit where credit is due. Most of the stories also have their own little universe, so that's always fun.

PLEASE NOTE! Yes, it is true! I do clearly try to intertwine Christianity into my stories! This is only for my own comfort! I am just trying to make myself comfortable! Please do not leave, just ignore that bit if you don't like it!

UPDATES

THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE KINGDOM: Guys, I'm on hiatus. I got school. That's all. Adios for now.

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